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glarf, in Stop kissing her

It’s nearly every other post on my lemmy everything feed. Jeeeerez give it a rest.

iBaz, in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!
Gekoloniseerd,

doesn’t work?

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar
AGD4,

XD

Just the video we were all thinking of.

fjordbasa,

I love this skit…

Apur? Do you mean A P R??

Pretty sure it’s APUR

Hnazant, in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!

Also, it’s like 8% interest now?

mayonaise_met, (edited )

Borrowing for a car is becoming normalized in my country, but what’s wrong with just buying a €5-10k car outright? My SO and I have spent a grand total of €12500 on purchasing 3 separate vehicles in about a decade.

I drive a relatively new electric car for work that is a job perk, but if I wouldn’t I’d just driving to work in our little Mazda 2.

There is no single part of my house I even want to spend the average new car price on (€43k). That’s retire a year early money.

ensignrick,
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I got 6% last month on a couple year old used car (I have bought a car since 2005) and I was shocked and the guy said that was one of the best rates he has seen lately. Absolutely insane.

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

I have “great” and got told 13% a month or two ago. Didnt know the market was all futzed and asked if i did something wrong. Can you believe I passed on buying lmao

Have they stabilized?

whatwhatwhatwhat,

I have “good” and was offered 9% in early October.

One good sign is that banks are lowering their rates for longer term CDs. I’m seeing 1 year CDs in the 6% range, but a 5 year CD is more like 2%-3%. This means that the banks expect the fed to lower rates in the next few years.

xpinchx,

Insane, I have mid credit and got 3% in 2017

sooper_dooper_roofer, (edited ) in Hurt like me.

Loss is like Evangelion, it’s one of those things that existed for decades (or 1 decade) but somehow got super popular in 2018

pewpew, in Oh No, anyway
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

Both. Both is good

neidu, in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!

After driving the same 1995 car for 20 years, me and my gf agreed yesterday that it’s perhaps time to buy a new car… some time during the next 6 months.

Damage,

I don’t know where you live, but if prices are like here, you may change your mind

neidu,

Already checked the price of the car I want, and they’re reasonable compared to my income. And i probably don’t live anywhere near you.

Damage,

I just noticed your instance. Is 1500km from you “near”? :)

neidu, (edited )

Near-ish. I’m not in .nl, though. But not too far away.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Hello neighbor 👋

neidu,

👋 🇳🇴

Sabre363, in mayo

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Trollivier,

You speak the truth

Etienne_Dahu,

What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill!

phoenixz, in do you guys have this movie?

In all honesty, after years of trying I gave up and just went the route…

Sabre363, in Your boss isn't voluntarily going to pay you more so do something about it

My old job used COVID as an excuse not give anyone a raise (then proceeded to tell everyone the executive cunts were getting raises) and when I asked for a raise after I apparently “didn’t ask in the correct way”.

reddit_sux, in do you guys have this movie?

There should be another panel which shows services asking for the person to jump through various hoops to be denied because they dint like his eyes.

Asafum,

And an alternate comic where the responses are “not this week, it’s them over there this week. We’ll get that movie next week, but if you want to watch it 2 weeks from now you have to go to that 3rd guy over there.”

It’s so absurd what this has become.

robocall, in It’s almost over
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

It’s December 1st in New Zealand

CADmonkey, in Get outta my face!

My ten year old kid said “Bring out your dead!” The last time we walked by one of the bell ringers. Im not sure if I should be proud or not.

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

A ten year old that even gets that reference is ahead of the curve. That kid is a meme prodigy.

ieightpi,

I wish to be enlightened. I’m not privy to this meme

muffedtrims,

It is a quote from the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail. The scene is in a village in the middle ages when everyone was dying of the plague.

https://youtu.be/zEmfsmasjVA

MotoAsh,

Ahhh, from before we called anything funny worth sharing a meme. Good times, good times…

CADmonkey,

Well… that and she has seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

And… she remembered me doing it last year.

rockSlayer,

Be very proud.

MasterBlaster,

Indeed

robocall, in Get outta my face!
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Where do you prefer to take your donations?

Grayox, (edited )
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

To the grocery store so I dont starve to death

Edit if i had excess income I would donate to The Trevor Project.

RotatingParts,

The Freedom From Religion Foundation

Crashumbc,

One with a better track record of using donations for charity and not spending money on anti gay agendas.

AVincentInSpace,

Toys for Tots was pretty good last I checked

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

They got Dolly Parton for a football game that’s the definition of excess.

I love Dolly, all us Tennesseans do, but come on.

ignotum,

But christmas is the season of giving, and bigots are peaople too 🥺

jackoneill,

Nowhere, not rich enough to be able to donate when we can barely cover our own expenses

ignotum,

You’re prioritizing your own survival over filling the pockets of the salvation army leadership? (They are quite well “compensated” for their “efforts”)

And this during christmas, the season of giving?

Have you no compassion?

TootSweet,

Archive.org too.

negativenull,
@negativenull@startrek.website avatar

eff.org too

Carrot,

I always give my money to local animal shelters + archive.org

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

I actually got a grant from a local animal shelter and I was planning on giving back… until I checked my email to see if I got any clients and found out that they’ve been sending astronomical amounts of spam there (I definitely never consented to that, it was my professional email) and quickly reconsidered. Same reason i’m never donating to wikipedia ever again. I didn’t give you my email so you could slam it with commercials… Hope that quarter of a penny you got was worth it, assholes, because once i’m done cleaning up you’re never seeing another cent from me ever again. Donated to antifa once, got a single email saying “Remember that cause you donated for? We won.”

I use that as a litmus test. I now have a “spam” email and donate small amounts. If they spam that email, I won’t donate again.

AVincentInSpace,

I’m a fan of Toys For Tots as a direct alternative. They don’t accept money; you just buy a toy and put it in the donation bin, and they distribute them

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Local food bank

Local homeless orgs/mission

EFF

ACLU

Direct Relief

Doctors Without Borders

Wikimedia

Software Freedom Conservancy

MoveOn

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

1 up for Doctors without Borders.

blanketswithsmallpox,

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Kystael,

Gdq are clowns now and if you say it you’re transphobic and don’t support LBGTQ rights

blanketswithsmallpox,

Huh? Why?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’d like to add Lakota People’s Law Project and Minnesota Freedom Fund

Digital_man, in mayo

More like the avatar of ranch.

Mr_Blott,

Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing

That thing scares us

TeddE, in my sweater
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

For a fraction of a second, my poor heart skipped a beat, hoping Pushing Daisies had some new news. 😅

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