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son_named_bort, in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!

It’s okay as long as you put a giant red bow on it.

Anticorp, (edited ) in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!

Some couples keep separate budgets, so they can buy whatever they can afford without consulting the other person. But buying your spouse or a kid a $60,000 Christmas present is definitely rich people shit.

MasterBlaster, in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!

Obviously, the assumption is one spouse supplies all the money, housing, trips, etc., while the other receives adoration and gifts. It’s the huge social stereotype some of us are expected and/or forced to play out.

GoddessOfGouda, in It’s almost over

Alternatively OP may be getting bottom surgery congrats

SacredHeartAttack,
@SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world avatar

Weirdly, I am days fresh from a vasectomy.

GoddessOfGouda,

Buddy you just ACED no nut November

Sidhean,

Alternative to… to what, exactly?

GoddessOfGouda,

Alternative to no nut November being over. At least that’s what I assumed given the context clues (date posted, “dec 1st” reference, etc).

Sidhean,

OH

Oh, okay. Yeah, my first thought was also “congrats on be surgery date.”

I hadn’t even considered Destroy Dick December

Stalins_Spoon, in do you guys have this movie?
@Stalins_Spoon@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Just the last panel though

stinerman, in do you guys have this movie?
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Your local library also has a lot of stuff that’s not on any streaming service. I’ve watched a lot of movies that way.

cm0002,

Yea but it’s physical media, I haven’t had a DVD/Blu-ray player in a LONG time lmao

I’ll just stick to the high seas lolol

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

No, apparently Overdrive offers digital delivery of movies now as well as books. I haven’t tried it yet, though, but they have been great for checking out library books on my phone.

Rediphile,

That’s cool. But the idea of a due date on digital media is also completely absurd, just give me the file. The entire point of libraries is to freely share information after all.

MonkeMischief,

One note about the due date thing: There’s no fees because it’s automatic.

They gotta play ball with license holders to offer any kind of service like this at all lol. As much as I also agree with “freely distribute all the things”

Lev_Astov, (edited )
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

I also believe things that are free to copy and distribute should be free, but public institutions have to work within the legal framework we have and a digital library analogue is a perfectly adequate and painless work-around. Besides, you can typically check things out for weeks at a time, so it’s not like you’ll be pressured to watch it fast.

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Yeah, that’s fine. I haven’t been pirating recently, but some more obscure stuff that’s at the library might not be available on the high seas.

Venat0r,

I could physically go to the library, or I could open a different bookmark in my browser…

SkyNTP, in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!

For me personally, this comment rings true, but the reality is that if you do feel this way (like I), then you were never the audience for this add. Believe it or not, still plenty of people out there with buy-a-car-as-a-present kind of money.

Think lottery winner, successfully YouTuber buying their parents a car as a thank you, plain old old money types …

Flyingostrich,

This realy is the key point imo.

There are people out there that can give a 100k+ gift to their partner other.

According to Google there are about 1.3 million households that make over 500k a year in the United States. That’s not a big number compare to the total population but it’s a big number.

Those families and many others are able to afford something like that if they want too. Notice the homes in those commercials are always very nice aswell. If you cant afford that, then you are simply not the target audience.

I know i sure as hell can’t.

III,

It’s a 30 second Hallmark movie.

cosmicrookie, in do you guys have this movie?
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

We don’t have it but you can rent it from us for a ‘small’ fee on top of our subscription price

TurtleJoe,
@TurtleJoe@lemmy.world avatar

There are some movies that just don’t exist on streaming. I’ve torrented movies, then looked them up to see what service they’re streaming on, and you just can’t watch them, not even an option to pay for it.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

But we won’t serve it to you in the full resolution unless you use our approved devices.

Jessvj93,

Oh is that an approved device? Well the resolutions have their own pricing, 4k’s gonna cost ya!

TootSweet, in It’s almost over

All these no-nut November memes are jokes, right? There aren’t massive numbers of people on Lemmy who don’t jack it during Nobember, are there?

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

camelbeard,

Why? Regular nutting is actually healthy. A no porn november or something like that I could understand.

liztliss, in It’s almost over

There is zero requirement for you to participate in this

SacredHeartAttack,
@SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t, of course. “Sir, this is a meme”

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Have you considered masturbation as an alternative to posting shit memes? Much more enjoyable way to waste time.

Omega_Haxors,

“This isn’t funny”

“ROFL ITS A JOKE”

Cinner, in Never change Lemmy

If you want to be up to date on modern slang, falloutboy where the teenagers rizz with they homies.

TheDarksteel94, in mayo

Looks like that alien chick from “Mars Attacks!”

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in do you guys have this movie?

Reading this thread is making me really glad that my main media consumption strategy is to trawl second-hand shops for DVDs and Blu-Rays.

Rediphile, in do you guys have this movie?

I can say I didn’t try. Because I don’t try.

Agent641,

Me to me: “Do you have this movie?”

Me: “Nope”

Me, firing up qbittorrent: “Whelp, can’t say I didnt try!”

ldeveraux, in At least you didn’t post it

righting a comment…

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml avatar

It doesn’t make sense does it

ldeveraux,

It makes sense, just not as intended ;)

PolydoreSmith, (edited )

The comment fell over and needed to be righted.

prime_number_314159,

*rited

hDGGgrLpg8nEucjxWnJz,

It’s a write of passage

catharso,
@catharso@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i thought he used it as slang for “writing a response to correct a wrong post” 😅

but english is not my language. i’m just visiting.

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