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Nastybutler, in Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?- Doctor Garth Algar
TIN, in Encouraging Lemmy growth like

And you get a comment

urfavlaura,

and you get a comment

ursakhiin,

And you get a comment

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

And you get some beans!

DmMacniel,

And my Stroganoff!

ultra,

And Linux!

LallyLuckFarm, in At least you didn’t post it

I left it anyway

cobra89, in At least you didn’t post it

I just do the opposite and start wronging a comment.

canis_majoris, in Encouraging Lemmy growth like
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

I like talking here more than reddit, because it doesn’t feel like being a drop in the ocean.

I’m sure people recognize me across instances for being a garbage shitposter. A smoothbrain, with cold takes.

WildlyCanadian, (edited ) in At least you didn’t post it
@WildlyCanadian@lemmy.ca avatar

Haha yeah I do this all the time

(This comment toop 15 minutes to write)

ursakhiin, in At least you didn’t post it

I do this with the exception of I just don’t want to bother by the time I finish it.

devfuuu, in Oh No, anyway

Are those not the rightful hours?

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you!
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Also pets. Gifting someone a pet does neither the recipient nor the animals any favours unless you know for certain that they both want a pet (and that it’s an actual informed want with all the required forethought and self assessment for both the advantages and disadvantages of having a pet, and not just “a puppy running around my house would be so cute!”) and have the means to support a pet.

Especially if the recipient is a kid and/or you’re giving them a fish or rodent or some other small cheap animal that is considered low maintainance or disposable. News flash, no pet is low maintainance or disposable and you might as well just step on the animal instead to spare them the suffering because a dumb little kid will kill them slowly and horribly. I see this happen all the time and it pisses me off so much. Pets aren’t toys, they shouldn’t be given to children who can’t even take care of themselves.

Actually, please just stop giving people animals without their prior input in general. If you truly want to gift someone a pet, you should be involving them in the acquisition process, taking them to the shelter to choose a pet for example, because the personality of the individual animal and whether it’s suited to the personality of the people that will be caring for them is absolutely critical. If you can’t do that but still want to support their having a pet, then see if a shelter will sell a prepaid adoption certificate, that way they can still choose to not go through with it, or just buy them pet supplies if you know for sure that they plan on getting a pet. There are even species agnostic gifts if you don’t know what kind of pet they plan on getting.

whenigrowup356, (edited ) in THE DAY HATH COME

Who’s the guy just to the left of Dahmer?

And the two guys just to the right of Saddam?

ETA: left of Dahmer is Dylan Klebold, one of the Columbine shooters. Leaving this up anyway

Afghaniscran,

Since we’re sharing…

It took me longer than it should to realise it was Epstein and not Anthony bourdain.

Mostly_Gristle,

The guy to the right of Saddam is Eric Harris, the other Columbine shooter, and Adam Lanza, the Sandy Hook shooter.

saltesc, in At least you didn’t post it

I realise it’s Lemmy so while the majority of my comments are sharing information or suggesting people consider and respect other perspectives, at least one person will slice it up, misconstrue it, go hard on straw man fallacies, and then try place me in a tribe they’re at war with, all the while doing their best to appear righteous. Suddenly I am a person that has these wild opinions and thoughts I didn’t even know were a thing. Some of the effigies created are disturbing and it’s a concern that people’s minds do that, and they’re oblivious to it and therefore their behaviour toward others.

Bonus points if they actually agree with me without noticing—happens a lo— because reading and digesting comments isn’t something people do on a platform that reinforces tribalism by design (instances, communities, anonymity). Assuming agenda, bias, or opinion and never input, discussion, or information, is a trait of a Lemmington. The cascade runaway of pointless voting systems are a controlling factor. The opportunity to feel like Jesus to four other users, always just around the corner.

So I post it anyway because I don’t give a shit and, anthropologically, it.clearly fascinates me. Plus I don’t want the eggshells of people that have socially stunted themselves to impact my liberty to discourse. At the least they may manage to pull their head out of their arse and learn to respect other’s.

LillyPip, in Finally.

Henry Kissinger, how I’m missing ya

But not really. The world is a brighter place today.

BruceLee, in fr*nce

Messieurs, dames, je ne vous permets pas.

SomethingBurger,

Je vous demande de vous arrêter.

MycoBro, in mayo

Why isn’t this racist?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why do you feel it is?

MycoBro,

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d say if you changed it all it would be different.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark.

Nutella?

justhim, (edited )

Guaranteed, post a black person and say “if Nutella was a person” you’d get down voted and harassed into committing suicide. Post this mayo meme and folks just laugh and have a great time in the comments. I love a good double standard

Edit: I’d love to hear from the down voters why my comment is factually wrong. Are you saying that people wouldn’t act the way I said or are you having the typical, snowflake, knee-jerk “he said a color word” reaction? I think I know the answer… do you?

Cinner, (edited )

More “if fried chicken was a person” with a picture of Beet (but I wouldn’t do beet dirty like that)

mayo is a “white people thing” according to a black friend when I was younger. or maybe I was offering them miracle whip now that I think about it. I don’t remember.

nope it’s mayo. boards.straightdope.com/t/…/852662

LoveSausage,
@LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Well , thing is its different to hit downward from a pile of corpses, history and current rascist hegomony and not doing it.

shea,

it’s not about skin color it’s about being a weirdo

drascus, in mayo

What is the actual shape of this person’s head?

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

ever play with Lego?

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