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ThrowawayPermanente, in Choose your vehicle

I kind of am an elitist though

JoShmoe, in Even my mom is a better pirate.

Hey some of those buttons will take you to some really cool websites. Everyone should give it a try. Its just like scratching a lottery ticket.

DragonTypeWyvern,

RIP StumbleUpon

BlueLou,

Cloudhiker cloudhiker.net

No idea if it’s any good though

devfuuu,

Clou Dhiker.

Blackout, in Choose your vehicle
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Ain't that the truth. I'm constantly fighting this fight in my own city where we only get bike gutters, not even lanes. Complain complain complain from the people who claim they care about the neighborhood.

db2, in Choose your vehicle

One gets accused of being an inbred redneck as they “roll coal” at the other one, while the other one sneers at regular people. They’re both bags of rancid dicks for very different reasons.

AeonFelis,

If you actively roll coal, you deserve whatever insult thrown at you.

WhaleScenery,

New contender for “worst take of 2023”

MoodyRaincloud,

Most people who ride bikes just ride bikes. And a minority are what you call “cyclists”.

You’re lumping them all together and are part of the problem. Dick.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

“Regular people” meaning the masses who have normalized shitty and selfish behavior. The sneers are well fucking earned.

db2,

Regular people meaning people who know someone else using a bicycle doesn’t harm them in any way therefore they don’t care. The truck guy and the bike guy however won’t stfu about it.

lolcatnip,

YTA

db2,

Right on 👍

CareHare,

I don’t know about where you live. But here cyclists stick to the cycling paths almost all the time. A simple chime or ring from their bell will do just fine to let people know if they’re coming. No need for sneering buddy. Let go of your anger.

Also, fuck cars.

Nepenthe, in Choose your vehicle
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

I've actually never had anyone in a monster truck tell me I should buy a monster truck. So...by unfortunate definition...

I_hate_you_welcome,

I’ve had a million people in monster trucks tell me to buy one, you’re point is BS.

psud,

“you’re” is an abbreviation for “you are”

You wanted “your point…”

I_hate_you_welcome,

Great job, you fixed an autocorrect error. I hope your waste of half a minute was worth it to add nothing to anyone’s life.

psud,

I only commented as you come from a non English speaking instance. It’s a common error in English, so I figured I’d point it out. Were I making a mistake in Dutch I would like such corrections

I_hate_you_welcome,

Don’t worry, this is a Dutch instance, we mostly speak English at C1, C2 proficiency, except when autocorrect is in the game.

psud,

Didn’t you want to know that autocorrect had screwed up your good work? (I had to correct three autocorrect/swipe type failures in this comment)

PennyAndAHalf,

I’ve never had someone on a bicycle roll coal at me.

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

A little fart maybe

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Wind powered

intensely_human, in Choose your vehicle

Welcome to America, where everyone hates everyone

someguy3,

How could you say that? I hate you for it. (/s)

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

USA is world’s biggest PvPvPvP… MMO

Alexstarfire,

You mean PvE.

Tar_alcaran,

Oof, but also yes

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

so many player haters 😔

MonkderZweite,

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  • GissaMittJobb,

    People vs EVERYONE

    littletoolshed,

    Your point being proven in these comments already and it hasn’t even been 30m

    Boozilla, in I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
    @Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

    I have a dozen friends or so that I keep in regular contact with (to varying degrees). That’s plenty for me. I’m open to new friends but I am not an active “friend collector” like some people seem to be. Some super extroverted people I know seem to use it to keep score or something. I tend to drift away from that type of person, and then hope they take the hint. My least favorite are the ones you haven’t heard from in years and then they text you out of the blue wanting to reconnect. I don’t ghost them, but I do duck out of it. They’re just bored and being a pest.

    funkless_eck,

    I have 200 friends. But I have to pay…

    Schnitzel_bub,
    @Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

    Sounds about right. that doesn’t mean we can’t banter at work and be friendly with each other - it just doesn’t necessarily transfer into the rest of our lives, right?

    Boozilla,
    @Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

    Yup. I have friends at work. We don’t really hang out after work or anything. Some of us do regularly text each other outside of work. Mostly jokes and memes, though sometimes other topics.

    While I don’t look at my job as a social outlet or meet up place, I do think it’s good to be sociable and friendly at work. Of course there are a few snake-in-the-grass types at work that I maintain distance from. Professional detachment type of thing.

    PeriodicallyPedantic, in True next-gen graphics

    Don’t go chasing waterfalls

    MartinXYZ,

    OP, I think what this commenter is trying to say is: please compare the rivers and the lakes that we’re used to…

    PeriodicallyPedantic,

    I know that they’re going to have it their way, or nothing at all…

    hungryphrog, in Moss' cat.

    Reminder that dairy is bad for cats.

    Rhaedas, in Even my mom is a better pirate.
    @Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

    "But you do know who I am."

    "Yes. Because you don't use a VPN, dumbass."

    StalksEveryone,
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    also true, we know who you are and everything you do online because we host your VPN.

    Schnitzel_bub,
    @Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

    perfect addition tbh.

    Che_Donkey, in Oh hi there
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar
    lesnout27, in True next-gen graphics

    iNfLaTiOn

    Tarkcanis, in I always have both too many and not enough friends smh

    That boss that just came back from his business trip to Japan…

    feedum_sneedson, in on this day8, I am staying home

    she cute

    BachenBenno, in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time

    DionySUS 😳😰

    EternalNicodemus,
    @EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

    PTSD GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

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