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MrPoopyButthole, in Minimalists

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

TrousersMcPants,

Idk id probably be chilling

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

DSTGU,

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

jamon, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Leviathan,

It’s truly a blessed day for all us Stanheads.

banneryear1868,

Just while I take my night shift walk while the foreman’s not around

Unreliable, in Minimalists

Where’s the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

Omega_Haxors, in Moss' cat.

Bootaganda

Frozengyro, in Minimalists

If it weren’t for women we’d still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow… and it would be amazing!

Steamymoomilk,

Confused unga bunga

altima_neo,
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Return to monke

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) in Landl*rd

Caught my landlord reading this
Land of Big Numbers – Te Ping Chen

What do I do?

turnipjs,

Put 'em in the CONTRAPTION.

moosetwin, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
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If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

You call this bread?!

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

no

Cephirux, in Landl*rd

I thought the onion was supposed to be fake news.

257m, in Minimalists

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I literally did this in college. It was great.

marx2k,

Not gonna lie gonna lie

moipe,

Nglgl

Arcity,
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Nglgl gonna lie, rip in peace ATM machine

257m,

I have no idea how I messed that up. Im too tired.

boatsnhos931,

More room for activities

Selmafudd, in Minimalists

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is… how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

altima_neo,
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He’s probably like me, where we hate feeling the wall while I sleep

1847953620,

this guy fucks sleeps on the floor

pingveno,

Maybe it’s like that to accommodate putting in a window fan?

slacktoid, in ain't got no rizz
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Accept it OP. And its fine! Just have fun

getoffthedrugsdude,

'tis but a meme, friend, but I appreciate the support <3

streetfestival, in Moss' cat.
@streetfestival@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s got to be one of my favourite Moss-centric episodes of The IT Crowd

HamBrick,

I was waiting for someone in the comments to get the reference, surprised to see it so far down

streetfestival,
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I noticed I had to comment when I saw no IT Crowd references, and you helped bump it up :) I’d love to see Lemmy communities for some of my favourite British TV shows (IT Crowd, Toast, MItchell and Webb [Peep Show])

rustyricotta, in ain't got no rizz

Not particularly cringey, but I started saying howdy for the giggles, and here I am now with it as one of my go-to greetings.

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

My Yankee ass with “y’all”

LostWon, in creator trolly

I feel like that would make me some edgy child, messing around with legos or playdough.

Spongebobsquarejuche, in Minimalists
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Look upon my works and weep…

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