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andremariyo, in another video essay
words_number, in soak and jump hump

Hahaha sometimes religious people are hilarious

hOrni, in yellow guy

Let’s just hope it won’t be an orange guy.

ItCantBeThatEasy, in alternative to trees

They aren’t liquid enough.

Asudox, in soak and jump hump
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brainrot

Rezbit, in Ready to roll
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It’d be a very different game if Link walked into the cave only to find an old man with his duck out

Lekip, in Wok 22

I love how the 8 is visibly bigger and less worn than the rest of the sign

spudwart,
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It just gets slightly larger every time it increments.

Rhynoplaz, in Hey now you're a rock star

Been a while since I had a good Shrack Daniels.

ch00f,

Back in like 2013, there was a fruit cream soda with Shaquille O’neal branding called “Shaq Soda.” I think there was strawbeery and blueberry cream flavor.

I bought one at 7-11 and brought it to the bar across the street and asked them to make me a “Shaq and Jack.”

It was not good.

AnIntenseMoist,

Shrak Dankey*

Zink, in alternative to trees

I’ve been curious and hopeful about algae, both for carbon capture and bio fuel.

But using it in cloudy green aquariums to decorate a city? I don’t know about that, lol.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Cloudy green petri dishes

uis,
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I like it. :goldmedal:

RememberTheApollo_, in alternative to trees

Trees offer real world benefits of carbon reduction, temperature reduction, shade for people, the psychological benefits that trees offer, some limited wildlife habitat, and they do it without much outside help. They grow themselves with decent maintenance.

But you have to build and maintain this tank. What carbon was used to do so, and what maintenance will it need. Can it offset its own cost? It offers no benefits to wildlife, no shade, no temperature reduction.

Yeah, trees leave leaf litter and can heave sidewalks with roots, but given that neither system is perfect, there’s no reason to argue that boxes of algae are better.

ook_the_librarian,
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Why do we need to argue which is better? In some places, beautification isn’t really practical, but you can still stick these around. They don’t look hard to install or uninstall, unlike trees.

I would hate to see a tree actually replaced by one these. But no one but the meme is saying that is the plan.

anarchy79,
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I think we have reached the limit for how much we should “improve” and replace nature, if there’s no room for trees we should make room instead of accomodating yet another industrial solution to a problem created by industry in the first place.

We’re going in the wrong direction.

uis, (edited )
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carbon reduction

Mostly indirect.

Also trees dampen noise

Can it offset its own cost?

I guess.

there’s no reason to argue that boxes of algae are better.

Depends on metric of choice. Still I would prefer trees.

EatYouWell,

Algae is actually much better at capturing carbon than trees are.

anarchy79,
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We are just fine with the trees though, thanks.

Meowoem,

So you’re a climate change denier? You don’t think we need to worry about co2 levels?

Or is this just a knee jerk unthought responce because you hate science and technology?

EatYouWell,

Except we aren’t. And trees are awful for urban areas from an infrastructure standpoint.

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in european stereotypes
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Hit me with some polish ones, i want to know

Justas,
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I once was hiking in the Tatras and upon reaching a part that was more difficult, heaved a sigh and said “Pizdec”. Everybody laughed, even people from further away.

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
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Well depend on which side you were, in Czech it means iirc “fuck”, in Polish we have related word “piździec”, usually used in “ale piździec” or “ale piździ” which means roughly “it’s windy as fuck here” - pretty relevant in Tatras.

ExLisper,

Once at a railway station in Krakow some polish guy asked me if I would like to cum in his mouth.

Agent641,

Did you?

ExLisper,

No, I was young and stupid.

scarilog,

Ah well, you live you learn

to cum in people’s mouths when the opportunity presents iteself.

ExLisper,

Sure, I guess I just imagined it will be easy to find people to cum in their mouths later in my life so I simply ignored this one random opportunity. Had I known how much time will I have to wait to actually cum in someone’s mouth… And how difficult it is to find a random person offering this. It pretty much never happens.

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Not my experience though i think i do remember hearing rumors or memes about something similar few years ago.

ExLisper,

I happened about 20 years ago. I would be nice if it become a meme though.

taanegl,

Mfs talmbout not needing unions, and then turning around and getting the worst work conditions and ending up in a perpetual state of “this is fine”.

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
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Real. solidarność is not even an yellow union, it’s anti-union. During 15 years after its victory Poland was deindustrialized, deunionized and had its already flimsy labour law not even applicable for 50% of jobs. solidarność still exist as the biggest “union” and mostly does things like supporting PiS, doing all possible manner of church servilism and sabotaging other unions.

taanegl, (edited )

Well damn, didn’t know that. Mostly Polish people tend to be glib about the goings on of Poland proper, mostly because the ones I’ve met get defensive and are just generally dismissive of ideas like joining a local union without actually properly telling me why they’re hesitant.

In my country Polish labourers have kind of been abused as a workforce, but they kind of seem okay being abused as a workforce - when they’re not in deep argument over the phone with their agencies. But even then, instead of actually organising in any way, they just accept their fate so to speak, acting all tough, when getting less in the negotiation process and worse contracts generally.

It’s gotten to a point where I think employment agencies should be illegal, because they serve more or less as labour “handlers”, trying to screw over pretty much anyone, and even technically breaking the law sometimes, all to save their clients (the actual employers) a buck. Trying to withhold overtime, vacation pay, sick days, etc.

This has also lead to a race to the bottom, whereby no youngsters in this country wants to work construction anymore. It’s all been cost cut and widdled down to a point where only foreign labour wants to work in those conditions. That’s bad.

I’m not against foreign labour, but using foreign labour to manipulate and subvert the local labour market is not cool, and again, I’m not blaming Polish people. I mean get the bag, lol.

But still, greedy asshats are at it again. What’s the next market they’re gonna fuck up? Who knows?

Also, I’m hopeful for the political turn of events in Poland ^^ I’m not that fond of liberals, be they neo, classic or “social democrat”, but I think it was about time to take the PiS out of Poland.

What’s your take on Tusk and the new government?

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
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In Poland there is mostly no choice anyway, unions only exist in state owned workplaces and big private, plus also in the administration. And often it’s the solidarność which have way closer ties to boss, local PiS bonzos and priests than to workers. Therefore often the choice is to antagonise the boss for basically nothing and end up even worse just with extra steps or just eat the shit up but retain the job. I think the historical trauma after solidarność also lingers still.

I’m not against foreign labour, but using foreign labour to manipulate and subvert the local labour market is not cool, and again, I’m not blaming Polish people. I mean get the bag, lol.

Sure. We are on both ends of that stick actually. I remember around 2013+ the job market was finally getting a bit better, largely due to lots of people going to west EU for years, and of course local porkys started to grumble loud that they are forced to raise wages and give people some benefits or maybe even employ them on real contracts instead of trash gigs. And when year later, Ukraine had a coup and started to hit their people with yet another round of shock therapy causing massive economic emmigration, voila! Polish govt drastically lowered all formalities and restrictions for them (while at the same time very loudly protesting against few thousands Syrians which EU wanted to place in Poland) which resulted in 2+ million Ukrainians immigrating to Poland with expected result of social dumping.

What’s your take on Tusk and the new government?

Tusk is undobtedly better than Kaczyński, since he’s more pragmatic and realistic, but still he’s the absolutely old neoliberal vulture, worse, a successful old neoliberal vulture, along with Kaczyński those two are the most veteran politicians on the top of Polish politics (Kaczyński is longer in it but he got significant period of being ousted in the 90’s).

This is of course very low bar, and i expect the harsh austerity, but i at least hope they won’t try any funny meddling in the Ukraine war.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I don’t know any Polish stereotypes, but I do know a Polish joke.

Why does The New Polish Navy have glass bottomed ships?

::>!So you can see The Old Polish Navy!<::

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
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That’s not true. Poland don’t have any new ships.

Well one patrol boat but we build it something around 19 years so i doubt it count as “new”.

AngryCommieKender,

Glad you appreciated it, lol

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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That said, that joke was probably invented around 1590 about Spanish

Agrivar,

Wow, so original and new! Did you learn that on the playground… in the early 1970s?

crispy_kilt,

Stealing cars

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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That was stereotype, also now we have cities where there are 2+ cars per capita.

crispy_kilt,

Because so many were stolen?

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Nah, partially because we were buying all the German crashed cars for years, but mostly because Poles after 1989 eaten up the car culture especially the part of car being status symbol.

crispy_kilt,

I know, I was joking

BachenBenno, in It's Wednesday my dudes

It’s never too late to seize the means of production!

Cysioland, in yellow guy
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gmtom, in My Dog Has Fleas...

And the girl thinks vocal fry = good singing.

Cysioland, in Hey now you're a rock star
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Your puke is gonna be legendary

steal_your_face,
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In high school we made a drink called an Incredible Hulk which is a bright green concoction of hypnotiq mixed with hennessy. My buddy’s bright green puke was indeed legendary and hilarious.

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