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ExLisper, in european stereotypes

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there’s a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there’s a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don’t want me to show you how the French kiss…

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

Hiro8811,

This could be used as a pickup line or something lol

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

chicks

cheeks I hope?

ExLisper,

Haha true

Littleborat,

Which ones?

AnUnusualRelic, (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Spread them cheeks, kiss incoming!

What?

ExLisper,

All of them ;)

vsis,
@vsis@feddit.cl avatar

We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.

seliaste, (edited )
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m french and the only 3-time country I know is Switzerland

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Dutch/I think some Belgians also do 3. I’m sure there’s some random place in France that would do that also.

sciencesebi,

Somehow it’s always the romanians

ILikeBoobies, (edited ) in yellow guy

Graggle from The Simpsons?

doctorn, (edited ) in This Event is True. Image is false.
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

That news header and picture is actually more hilarious than the comment. 😂

I can’t help but wonder how many extra minutes the photographer was taking to take the best picture before telling the poor guy. 😂

Edit: Until I noticed the topic only after posting this. 😂

0ops, in Damn you short cables....

On the flip side, you just taught me that the extra length can be wound up underneath!

cRazi_man,

Check your kettle, air fryer and other kitchen appliances as well.

Rustmilian, in It's Wednesday my dudes
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Corporate thinks so too.
Where else are they going to get the underpaid labor and data to mass collect?

doctorn, (edited ) in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Damn, I read election with an R at first and was already getting worried. 😅

Kase,

Won’t it be a reelection either way (assuming it ends up being Trump v Biden)? Not that it really matters, I’m just curious now lol

MySkinIsFallingOff,

Bro, he read it as ‘erection’ 😂

Kase,

Oh my god 🤦 thank you

zcd,

I’d be nervous about that too

JaymesRS,

Is it going to last more than 4 hours?

MarmaladeMermaid,

So much more…

Muffi,

Nah, it’s going to cause cardiac arrest after about 8 seconds

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

50/50 on the election result doing that anyway

doctorn, in It's Wednesday my dudes
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Tell that to my landlord. 😅

yogthos, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
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doctorn, in expandn’t the list
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FollyDolly,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

What is wrong with you Carl?

loaExMachina,

Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That’s two things.

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

doctorn, in My Dog Has Fleas...
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radioactiveradio, in alternative to trees

Can’t wait to see hulk semen cartridges everywhere when I go out for a walk.

the_post_oftom_joad,

HULK SMASH CO²!

Hiro8811,

Huh?

mycatiskai,

They are saying these day glo green containers look like the incredible hulk ejaculated into glass boxes on the street.

Hiro8811,

Ahhh. There was no capital H so I got confused.

TheBat, (edited )
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

HULK SMASH?

ILikeBoobies, in alternative to trees

Algae should be more effective and pollution kills trees

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Pick metric for efficiency

frezik,

CO2 absorbtion rate over time. It’s not even close.

That said, trees have other benefits in an urban setting.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

CO2 absorbtion rate over time.

Educated person found.

That said, trees have other benefits in an urban setting.

Yes. It is easier to notice burning skin than different CO2 level.

anarchy79,
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We are not replacing trees with green sludge canisters. I’ll take up weapons way before that.

Flaky, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
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Not just that, soon after the US election, the UK will be gearing up for their General Election. Latest is the end of January 2025 according to a quick search.

conditional_soup, (edited )

By all polls and sentiment, it seems like it’s going to be a goddamned bloodbath for the tories. I’m actually kinda pumped, I hope they get everything that’s coming to them.

Flaky,
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It’s going to be bittersweet in a way because of Labour not being particularly great either, but yeah, they’ve had it coming for a very long time.

Archlinuxforever, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

So it’s wrong if we have elections like a normal democracy? Ok understood.

EvolvedTurtle,

Nah there’s nothing wrong with elections them self

The issue is the US he’s really really hostile around election time due to how divided people are

Ultraviolet, (edited )

Maybe if one side wasn’t an openly theocratic fascist party that wants women to be property and anyone who isn’t a straight white Christian to be dead, it would be easier to get along. I’m going to be hostile towards Republicans for the same reason I’d be hostile to someone pointing a gun at me.

Omega_Haxors,

how divided people are

Dooogg whiisstlleeesss

zcd,

Its more a commentary on America’s frighteningly real chance of descending into a Russian sponsored fascist dictatorship. But sure if that scratches your persecution fetish I’m not gonna kink shame you

Omega_Haxors,

descending into a Russian sponsored fascist dictatorship.

As opposed to an American styled fascist dictatorship.

ILikeBoobies,

For the enemies of Russia that would be better

GeneralVincent,

like a normal democracy

Mfw when we’ve had five presidents who didn’t win the popular vote, and two of them were within the past 25 years.

I think we could do better as a democracy.

deeznutz,

We aren’t a democracy, we’re a democratic republic.

Kase,

What’s the difference?

maryjayjay,

Individual voters tell their state how to cast the state vote. States vote to elect the president. Our States are more analagous to countries that are members of the EU than, say, the states in Mexico or provinces in Canada. (Not that I’m particularly educated on the government systems of the EU, Mexico, or Canada. If I made a bad comparison please feel free to correct me)

Maggoty,

Two words for the same thing.

Honytawk,

You are indeed more of a oligarchy than a democracy.

So you aren’t a democratic republic either as much as North Korea isn’t a democratic people’s republic.

DrJenkem,
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Least brain damaged Arch user

Omega_Haxors,

You know what they say about Arch users.

spudwart,
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Arch users speak for themselves.

Honytawk, (edited )

Nobody talks about Arch users except Arch users themselves.

So no I don’t know what they say about them.

Archlinuxforever,
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Fuck you

PureTryOut,
@PureTryOut@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Tbh a “normal” democracy doesn’t only have 2 parties to choose from, none of which represents the majority of citizens. Your democracy sucks honestly.

Archlinuxforever,
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

Fuck you

Taiatari,

The USA have a two party system with majority takes it all, you can barely call it a democracy tbh.

Archlinuxforever,
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

Fuck you

KrummsHairyBalls,

It’s wrong that if a president is doing a really good job, the majority like them, they still only get 8 years maximum before they are forced out.

How about voting people out when they start to do a bad job, not because the timer ran out? Change just for change sake is stupid.

hakunawazo, (edited ) in Ready to roll

If I could choose as Link, I would take an army of chickens from Kakariko village for sure.

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