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ThePac, in creator trolly

For this to be more accurate you need to take the “God” out of the image entirely.

MasterNerd, in school night bedtime hack
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For those wondering what the fuck a monad is, it’s simply is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors

Aarkon,
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I honestly read “endofuckers”, and even though I know what a monad is, I think this misreading serves the memes community just as well.

ThunderclapSasquatch,

The Monad is also the name Gnostics chose to refer to the creator deity as they saw the God of Genesis as evil and a pretender

PeriodicallyPedantic, in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Braxton giving me those EYES 🫦

Track_Shovel,
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Yeah, but they are 3 nautical miles apart

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Just enough space to get lost in 🫦🤩

jimmydoreisalefty,

Yes, those dreamy eyes, that’s how they get you!

kratoz29, in When your sleep cycle is broken
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There is some attractive shit about doing all your hobbies at early morning.

Holzkohlen,

2 am is late night tho. Morning is when you go to sleep.

kratoz29,
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Actually I wrote it like that… But I wasn’t sure if it was the right term, so Google Translate corrected me to that…

Are you saying Google Translate trolled me?

helpImTrappedOnline,

Yes, it did.

Technically anything after 12am would be “morning” because it’s a new day. However, generally early morning would sometime between 3 and 5. If you wake up at 3am, it’s early morning. If you go to sleep at 3am, it’s late at night. Anything after 5am is just morning (unless you’re being goofy and calling everything night because you didn’t sleep).

(These aren’t specific rules, just how it is in my region - other people might be totally different)

UnverifiedAPK,

3am is an “ungodly hour” no matter your sleep schedule

rt3_m0, in Americans Explain How They Are Ignoring The “Israel”-Palestine War

Where meme

QueerCommie,
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It’s a satirical article and I didn’t know where else to post

pingveno,

I’m a little late, but c/politicalhumor would have been a better fit.

QueerCommie,
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I’ll consider it next time

Zink, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
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So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

Umbrias,

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

navi,

Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.

draconik,

No thanks, I'm good

VikingHippie,

I double dare you

Manmoth, in creator trolly

ITT: A collectively poor understanding of Christian theology

BlueMagma,

Why did you assume “christian theology” ? I can think of many religion that fit the description

Manmoth,

If you think Christianity fits this description then you have a poor understanding of Christianity.

Godnroc, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

If they choked on something, I doubt they have enough space in their lungs to force it out. Clearing the obstructed airway should be the priority first perhaps by running your hands along the neck, then chest compressions to restart the heart and get blood moving oxygen around.

Bumblefumble,

Just fyi, chest compressions cannot restart a heart, they can keep blood flowing until an AKG can get it into a normal heartbeat. If the heart is completely stopped, neither compressions or an AKG can do anything.

catlover,

last time (~ half year ago) they thaught me this they said chest compression is more than enough. there should be enough oxygen in the lungs and blood till professional help arrives, and as you said most of the time airway is blocked in these situations

also most people are extremely unconfortable to blow air through someones nose/mouth, so it incrreases the number of people that are willing to help

at least sa far as i know

db2, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Why would you be doing cpr on a giraffe instead of sleeping though?

NotBadAndYou, in Based on a true story

And they were never heard from again.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Well I feel better now.
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m not having a better day, but it pleases me that there are some that are.

TvanBuuren,

Most wholesome comment today, thank you for your service.

o7

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Thanks. It’s gotten a lot better since I got home. Lol.

Let’s just say retail has a way of absolutely shattering any semblence of peace one can feel…

0xD,

Maybe if your muffins weren’t encrypted you could eat them to lighten up!!

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Oh I can still eat them. Problem is, they can’t help but taste a little…hashy.

0xD,

Hahahaha, that was great 😁

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Thanks. Lol. I try.

I don’t normally succeed, but I try. :)

jimmydoreisalefty, in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Looks like Braxton is going through a phase, similar to emo/scene phase, maybe…

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/545ee4fa-2205-4ce7-9670-c5838fecbd30.webp

MonkderZweite,

… he has a flower on his head.

jimmydoreisalefty,

To look pretty, more confident with it on.

MxM111,
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Baphomet phase of Braxton.

mdhughes, in school night bedtime hack
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Golden Palominos, Prison of the Rhythm Exuberance Is Beauty Mix

Way back on my radio show, that was my “I’m in the can or searching stacks for music” song.

Banana, in those ppl...

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  • sheogorath,

    You can just use ChatGPT for the same effect because only bots post on reddit now /s

    Todesschnitzel, in Based on a true story

    You won’t believe what it does to your boyfriend!

    tdawg,

    Huh?

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