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Draedron, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

So Halifax is the best place to bury a body?

Paul_279, in Asking the hard questions

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imgprojts, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

Big chairs… Must have a small one and he’s trying to make up for it. That’s what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don’t. I can now think other things 😜.

cyberpunk007,

But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?

dingleberry, in WELP.

It’s been ages and ages since I saw this movie, but she didn’t deserve Zane.

SuckMyWang, (edited ) in US Governor has called in the national guard

There are calls for an investigation after it was revealed the luters posted multiple times to social media about their intent to carry out the luting. One luter going so far as encouraging children to take part in it

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

luter noun lut·​er ˈlütə®, ˈlütə- plural -s : one that applies lute specifically : a worker who seals coke-oven doors with lute called also dauber, paster.

Here is what you really want to say: loot ˈlüt looted; looting; loots

transitive verb to plunder or sack in war to rob especially on a large scale and usually by violence or corruption to seize and carry away by force especially in war

intransitive verb to engage in robbing or plundering especially in war looter noun

AVincentInSpace,

are you a bot

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Do I get a cool I’m a bot prize?

AVincentInSpace,

my god you really aren’t. see the thing is if you look at the meme, it is a humorous visual pun of a picture of dozens of people playing the lute, a guitar-like musical instrument, and thereby partaking in “luting” as a humorous pun on the much-scaremongered-about looting that occurred following the BLM protests in 2020. these people playing the lutes could thus be referred to as “luters”

xX_fnord_Xx, in Minimalists

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

MrPoopyButthole, in Minimalists

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

TrousersMcPants,

Idk id probably be chilling

altima_neo,
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It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

DSTGU,

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

balderdash9, in Landl*rd

Damn, we just screenshotting The Onion? That sure makes things easier

Selmafudd, in Minimalists

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is… how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

altima_neo,
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He’s probably like me, where we hate feeling the wall while I sleep

1847953620,

this guy fucks sleeps on the floor

pingveno,

Maybe it’s like that to accommodate putting in a window fan?

DerpyPlayz18, in ain't got no rizz

uwu

BruceLee, in Minimalists

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

papalonian,

What prevents you from living this way? If the main plus you’re seeing is “easier to clean”, I assume that means you’ve got more furniture and such. What’s stopping you from getting rid of everything except what’s pictured?

jackoneill,

Having a wife and kid

BruceLee,

I’m slowly trying. I try to do those minimalistic and zero waste decluttering challenges and it’s helping a lot.

But I can get ride of a frame bed, my climate are too cold to sleep that close to the floor. Anyway, there is still a lot of thing i can get ride of.

Gorvin, in Minimalists

I see no game console, so I can’t say this is true. There’s also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

altima_neo,
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And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor

Frozengyro, in Minimalists

If it weren’t for women we’d still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow… and it would be amazing!

Steamymoomilk,

Confused unga bunga

altima_neo,
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Return to monke

johnthedoe, in ain't got no rizz

Are we still saying on fleek?

ZoopZeZoop,

The kids aren’t. I can’t speak on behalf of all 30+ yo people.

veroxii,

No cap

BowtiesAreCool,

ijbol

feedum_sneedson, in Mai Gad.

Damn she still has the sun’s face, good casting.

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