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Zink, in Musicians
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Violist and yes, this is accurate

NocturnalMorning,

Do you just not drink water?

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Mind explaining that one? I came to the comments specifically to see why violinists would say that.

deegeese,

I think it’s a joke about how there are never parts for the viola.

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

violist, ah, I misread the op as violinist.

Masimatutu, (edited )

Not really; if you ask a brass player, violists have more than enough to do. I meant it more like a standard viola joke that there is nothing going on in their heads :P

edit: fixed typo
BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Why are they known for being dumb?

Masimatutu,

The violin is a lot more prestigeful and has more difficult parts than the viola, so violinists kind of see them as those who wanted to play the violin but weren’t good enough. I guess it actually has to do more with the fact that nobody ever notices the viola since they are awkwardly in the middle, and that they therefore have less motivation to bother to count bars or play correctly in general. Either way they do tend to either forget to play or play the wrong notes every once in a while.

More information at Wikipedia.

flicker, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

My nightmare of a previous boss called my moissanite engagement ring "cheap" and "trashy," and treated us to a 30-minute speech about how if it's not "real" diamond, it doesn't count.

I hope sucking down those Marlboro blacks takes care of that problem of a woman sooner, rather than later, and in the meantime the gorgeous rainbow sparkle of my pretty ring is made all the more beautiful for the complete lack of child slavery that went into making it!

... I also just realized that horrible harridan didn't have an engagement ring, or even a boyfriend, and now some things make sense.

HurlingDurling,

I would have just sat there quietly and when she finished answered her with “well, that’s your opinion”

I don’t care if I depend on my job and my boss is a POS, my self worth is more valuable than any job.

oatscoop,

I usually take a month off of work in the fall each year. One of my bucket list items is taking that time off to find a job with the worst bosses and seeing how far I can go while giving no fucks.

Haui,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

We all have these people in our jobs, don’t we? I‘m practicing to engage them with a therapist rn. Have been through abuse when I was young and they love to dump on me. My new goal is to pin a notice on my wall that I get for telling the next bully where to stick it (in public). Lets see how that goes.

rockandsock, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

Please Gen Z, finish killing this Industry off.

alphapuggle,

Trust us we are. It’s not like we can afford them anyway

30p87,

And even if we could, why buy some stone to wear if one could buy 10l gas for the same price?

MossyFeathers, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

Honestly, fuck diamonds in general. Normalize jewelry with unnatural laboratory gems. The old gems are boring, bring on the synthetic glowy gems.

Edit: damn, you can get chunks of reject sapphire made for F35 fighter jet windows on their new store. They’ve got some pieces over 1kg.

SternburgExport,

Diamonds are great…

…as tools in the hands of the working class.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

My wedding ring was 30 dollars on Etsy. It has just as much meaning as a 10k diamond to me.

Designate6361,
@Designate6361@lemmy.ml avatar

Mine was literally a piece of stainless Steel my mate turned into a ring. Even made me spares, love them.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Stainless Steel is the alloy of miracles. Fuck the naturally occurring rock, I want the alloy millions would fight to the death over for most of human history.

Tigbitties,
@Tigbitties@kbin.social avatar

I got my wife her dream ring with synthetic stones. Her idea.

vikinghoarder,

Those look interesting

MossyFeathers,

They are so fucking cool. If I had the money, I’d have a room that’s just these gems+blacklights. There are some that change color based on the wavelength of UV light they’re exposed to. Some glow a different color under UV than they do under normal light. Some are both fluorescent and phosphorescent, meaning they light up in response to UV, but then they can maintain their glow temporarily. Some change color based on the angle you view them at. They’re so fucking cool.

moosepuggle,

Holy shit I need blacklight jewelry! I got lab alexandrite and lab moissanite for my wedding ring, but I didn’t know I could get SCIENCE gems! And I do a ton of confocal microscopy where we use dichroic for splitting the wavelengths! Thank you for this link, I’m def buying all my jewelry from here from now on!

balderdash9, in Mai Gad.
Denvil,

W h a t

Tedrow, in Well I feel better now.
@Tedrow@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if this is true, but it does make me feel better!

LetMeEatCake,

It’s not true, I saw a different meme on it the other day and looked it up. This came about because some company made an advertisement at Salzburg Airport that looked kind of like a help desk tag for someone that mistakingly flew to Austria instead.

The giveaway here is that it’s Salzburg, not Vienna. International flyers into Austria are almost universally going to end up in Vienna by default. Vienna’s airport sees ~20x the annual passenger count.

some_guy,

Well, I rarely downvote, but disinformation gets it every time. Thanks for clearing that up.

Moonrise2473, (edited )

Paywall. Isn’t stupid for an article like this? It’s a curiosity that attracts many people from the world. That page is designed to just be ad-supported. Nobody living outside Austria would ever subscribe to “the local - Austria” just because it’s curious about a meme/ad.

Why even bother writing that article if nobody can read it

Link fixed: archive.ph/wVNt5

motor_spirit, in Minimalists

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about “grabbing some carpet” like any other seat

but it’s just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

DmMacniel,

Did that carpet tied the room together?

Gabu, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

POV: you’re from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don’t put them in gyms.

Leviathan,

Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

Swemg, in Moss' cat.

White Snoop Dogg going on a ride

willybe,

I was getting more Ringo Starr vibes.

tilcica, in 7 things that aren't real

proving that the horseshoe theory stands correct lmao

troglodytis, in Bazinga
Rubanski, in choices

What’s that blueberry pie doing over there?

FurtiveFugitive,

I’d be more concerned with the eyeball.

🥧👁️

Rubanski,

Oh shit!

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Where ?

turnipjs,

foot

UnverifiedAPK,
Rubanski,

Ok this is fun!

Lord_ToRA, in Moss' cat.
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

It would probably be good to stop perpetuating the “cats drink milk” thing, because cats are lactose intolerant.

Imagine if the same was said about “dogs love chocolate”. Yeah, dogs would generally love to eat chocolate, but it could be deadly to them.

Wodge,
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t stop my cats from drinking it when they can, and having the smelliest shits ever afterwards.

Lord_ToRA,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. Cats are famous for knowing which food they eat causes that.

dewritoninja, in Bazinga

Corn is not a nut. But you’re still filling your mouth with warm seed

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Thanks, now I can’t eat popcorn.

Ilovemyirishtemper,

That was a perfect correction. I didn’t want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

turnipjs,

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

HiddenLayer5, in You get a tax break! You get a tax break! You all get a tax break!
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Their goal is not to get you to help Maui. Their goal is to get you to subsidize their tax evasion. It’s a massive loophole in the tax system which is why every rich asshole has a charity or foundation these days.

MrBusinessMan,

They already pay more taxes than you and they are gathering donations for a great cause. Some people are never grateful no matter what you do

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