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dQw4w9WgXcQ, in Landl*rd

Wait, can we just replace a vowel with a star in any random word to mentally change it into a curse?

Or*nge.

Peanutb*tter.

Speakerph*ne.

derpgon,

Oh I am liking this trend. I absolutely hate this form of self-censorship (like some people writing"sh*t" - what did someone dl to you? Who huer you?), but this I can get behind.

lugal,

writing"sh*t"

I will never understand why “short” is used as a slur. I mean, I’m not very large, does that make me a bad person?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Y*s.

lugal,

Y*s

SirBucksworth,
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

N*ce!

bestusername, in I guess day 6? I lost count again >.<
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

“their”…

SuckMyWang,

I’m confused?

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Me too?

bestusername,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

How would I know if you’re confused or not?

SuckMyWang,

Because I told you. Can you elaborate on your original post?

bestusername,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

You don’t understand the difference between a statement and a question; I’m not surprised you don’t understand.

SuckMyWang,

A question ends with a question mark.

bestusername,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

Yes, yes they do, you just might be catching on.

SuckMyWang,

I’m not sure enough people have told you this but you seem like a bit of a dickhead. If you read my comments I wasn’t rude to you at any point and you’ve radiated pure arrogance. And the worst part is I still have no idea what you are talking about because you think not explaining makes you superior even though to me it appears like you’re doing it because you can’t explain it and in turn that makes you insecure because it might make you appear stupid or something. So, it’s ok I won’t judge you, if you don’t know what you’re talking about just accept it and we will move on

bestusername, (edited )
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

TL:DR

“I’m confused?” is statement ended with a question mark; I hope you finally understand.

Cthulu_but_gay,

I hope you finally understand.

Sentences usually need subjects. :)

SuckMyWang, (edited )

I read this a few times and I think I finally understand a small piece of what they’re saying. I wrote : “ I’m confused? “ Then this friendly chap started ranting about me not knowing the difference between a question and a statement, possibly to deflect from his original “their” remark which I still can’t figure out. Hilariously my “I’m confused?” comment was a question and a statement simultaneously and was meant as question to this lovely fellow while stating my confusion to anyone else who might read my comment.

SuckMyWang,

Please read my reply @Cthulu_but_gay

Auk,

OP is either worried about ghosts or the serial killer(s) whom he nicked a few bodies from.

257m, in Minimalists

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I literally did this in college. It was great.

marx2k,

Not gonna lie gonna lie

moipe,

Nglgl

Arcity,
@Arcity@feddit.nl avatar

Nglgl gonna lie, rip in peace ATM machine

257m,

I have no idea how I messed that up. Im too tired.

boatsnhos931,

More room for activities

Maoo, in Minimalists
@Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

Can’t stub your toe on the bed frame if there’s no bed frame

257m,

Can’t fall out of bed either! Steps on the gun and accidently shoots thenselves

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Shoots his nuts off

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Stop shooting people in the dick!

tdawg, in WELP.

More like let him freeze to death. Which is so much worse

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Not really.

When you freeze to death, at a certain point you stop feeling the pain.

Drowning in salt water liquifies your lungs and hurts the whole time

tdawg,

You ever jump into snow melt? I have. Shit sucks

riodoro1,

I would fucking love to see the faces the Titanic victims would make reading your comment.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

I think they would be in pretty poor condition by now

onichama, in Better take an advil

I only know ibuprofen as a pain killer, but good to know it can also reduce fever!

captainlezbian,

It blocks inflammation of all sorts

devfuuu,

It was the key drug being deployed during the covid war. I survived tks to it. Saw god a few times.

Summzashi,

Reading this makes me think it was thorazine instead of ibuprofen.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

DMT is more likely.

theangryseal,

Interesting, as someone who takes Suboxone, I avoid Tylenol because of potential liver issues. I was told during the pandemic that ibuprofen caused things to be worse. It was a confusing time and a very scary time.

It’s hard to know what info to trust these days.

obinice, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like if Halifax had some weird super destructive dirt like that I’d have heard about it, I may be in Manchester but I’m not that far from it haha.

Lifebandit666,

Nope, the dirt here is just dirt pal, well, mud at the moment.

senbonzakura,

Not that Halifax. This one is in Nova Scotia, Canada

rmuk,

Wrong Halifax. If it was that Halifax they’d probably had an exhibit about it at EUREKA and I’d definitely know about it.

spacecadet, in Minimalists

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

LordKitsuna,

Rather it is because you don’t do those things that you are not. I personally still like to have at least a box spring, but for the most part my bedroom is, well, a room that I put my bed in. I don’t understand the need for $1,000 of pillows that we aren’t allowed to actually sleep with overly fancy blankets that look nice in a photo but aren’t anywhere near as comfortable as a cheap down blanket at Costco.

Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy things looking nice, but there has to be some value to the item other than just it looks nicer. Function over form ideally function with form but in the bedroom form rarely follows function

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

Meanwhile dudes with furniture are laying pipe lol

killeronthecorner, in on this day8, I am staying home
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

dru5k1, in Well I feel better now.
@dru5k1@lemmy.forty-two.sh avatar
darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i disagree

robocall, in on this day8, I am staying home
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Tastes like a fresh meme

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Well I feel better now.
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m not having a better day, but it pleases me that there are some that are.

TvanBuuren,

Most wholesome comment today, thank you for your service.

o7

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks. It’s gotten a lot better since I got home. Lol.

Let’s just say retail has a way of absolutely shattering any semblence of peace one can feel…

0xD,

Maybe if your muffins weren’t encrypted you could eat them to lighten up!!

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oh I can still eat them. Problem is, they can’t help but taste a little…hashy.

0xD,

Hahahaha, that was great 😁

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks. Lol. I try.

I don’t normally succeed, but I try. :)

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in Well I feel better now.
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

At least Austrasia isn’t a thing anymore.

foxymulder,
@foxymulder@lemmy.ml avatar

the territory that hasn’t existed since the middle ages?

australasia is still a term people use for the asia-pacific region that includes australia though

SnipingNinja,

What?

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Austrasia. As you can see, it’s not a thing anymore.

Clent, in WELP.

Dude, homeless is not the preferred nomenclature. Transient, please.

jaybone,

We’re not talking about the people who built my barn.

The transient is not the issue.

DmMacniel,

The painting I made, it really tied the story together.

conorab, in The amount of memes on lemmy has come a long way

Out of curiosity, what do people mostly use Lemmy for? I’m 90% doom scrolling memes.

irmoz,

Memes, tech stuff, gaming, linux, and communist propaganda

Classic libertarian internet

ipkpjersi,

Good enough for me. lol

Needs a bit more anime though, if I’m being honest.

irmoz,

Anime pops up here and there

cantstopthesignal,

Not that kind of anime, the other kind.

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