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Sabre363, in Threw out my back... While walking?

I’m not even old yet

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh boy just you wait

Sabre363,

It’s already too late

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know you or your body, but I’m almost certain this is not true.

I realise that it can feel that way, though… How are you? It sounds like you’re in a rough place

PS or a jokester :p

Sabre363,

Mostly joking, haha. Thanks for the concern.

I did do a lot of repetitive manufacturing and construction for several years that pretty much fucked my hands and arms. But, its really not a big deal as long as I don’t do anything too impactful.

Facebones, in Accurate.

No, no, it’s heroic when Isreal does it

Cause reasons

balderdash9, in me_irl

If you’re not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.

seitanic, in Modern Life Is Perfect
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wait… y’all are getting two weeks?

Saeculum,

Statutory minimum of 5.6 weeks in my country.

SwampYankee,

Started at 2 10 years ago and will max out at 5 in 5 more years. Get a union.

alcasa,

Let me guess… US? I can never understand why people dont lobby for higher minimum days off there

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Probably because having more days off would be socialism, and that makes Baby Jesus cry.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Because the companies that have infinitely more money than us can lobby harder.

Ddhuud, in The buzz around town

Not honey bees tho. It’s the wild bees that are disappearing. Honey bees are farm animals.

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, and if we could stop putting honeybee apiaries everywhere to greenwash the other horrible shit companies are doing, that’d be great.

There’s a big issue now with native pollinators being pushed out in favor of “cute” honeybees.

itsnicodegallo, in Existential Crisis

Regular dogs have bones too. They still munch on the bones of other animals. This isn’t the conundrum it’s made out to be.

flameguy21, in Life is hard

Second picture would be a sick Pokemon design

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Coalt. Poison type, maybe a fire secondary type?

Banana,

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  • Caboose12000,

    nah I think it would be fairy/poison

    Karyoplasma, (edited )

    Dark type has nothing to do with being down on your luck, disillusioned or worn out, but encapsulates using unhonorable techniques when fighting. Sucker Punch, Knock-Off, Throat Chop, Bite, etc.

    That’s why Gloom is not a dark type.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    When you leave your Weezing and Rapidash at the day care too long.

    Sabre363,

    It would be sick alright

    Diabolo96,

    Plague-unicorn, the first disease type Pokemon.

    jaybone,

    He evolves into plagueasus

    Vej, in PARACORD GANG GANG

    Quick thing. I am an avid hiker. I know a lot of knots. If there is one knot I had to tell someone to go learn it’s the “Trucker’s Hitch.”

    CosmicTurtle,

    How the hell are you going to make that statement and not even provide a link?!

    Vej,

    What you linked will work as a truckers hitch, but that’s not a trucker’s hitch.

    www.netknots.com/rope_knots/truckers-hitch

    deus,

    How come there are two links in this thread and none of them are this one?

    milicent_bystandr,

    I should have checked yours before I also posted!

    Incidentally, that put me off learning the trucker’s hitch until completely unconnected a friend showed me the hitch very simply. Now it’s one of my favourite.

    ::: spoiler I also assumed until half way through the song… That it was going to be a sappy love song about how he doesn’t know how to ‘tie the knot’ ::: …I was glad to find myself wrong.

    milicent_bystandr,

    Like this link?

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    What makes the trucker’s hitch particularly useful?

    Vej,

    It’s a slip knot that you can use like a ratchet strap.

    Cap, in Life is hard
    @Cap@kbin.social avatar

    Life IS hard which us why I don't have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter's full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

    unreachable, in Life is hard
    @unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

    newcorn vs oldcorn

    Sharkwellington,

    Did you know that Gary Newcorn is actually older than Gary Oldcorn??

    dan1101, in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies

    Innocent holodeck maintenance staff: “Why are there so many Counselor Troi scenarios on here? Who wants to simulate a counselor?”

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
    dan1101, in Hmm... what to say ?

    Bed doesn’t tell you negative things

    Bed doesn’t ask you to do things

    Holzkohlen,

    That what the voices are for. The voices follow me to bed too.

    dan1101, in lots of homework....

    I got sent to the principals office for making a copy of an Apple II system diskette.

    SunriseParabellum, in Modern Life Is Perfect
    @SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net avatar

    This may sound a bit weird, but it’s a random thought I’ve had, does anyone ever feel like memes like this almost make us leftists come off a bit too idealistic and romantic?

    Lemme clarify where I’m coming from here. As I get older, I’m in mg 30s now, I’ve come to the realization a lot of people don’t want the life of a bohemian artist who’s traveling constantly and does six different types of creative hobby. A lot of people want a kinda boring stable life with a house, a job that’s rewarding but not too physically or mentally taxing, enough time off to take a nice vacation once or twice a year, and the resources to keep them and their family comfortable. I guess I say this cuz this is increasingly how I feel as I get older. Add this to the fact that I don’t think FALGSC is coming anytime soon, if Mecha Lenin pulled off the perfect revolution today we’d still probably have a few generation of people needing to pull 9-5s before we got to the point we could all be space traveling poets like in Star Trek so maybe don’t oversell what we can deliver to people alive now? Focus on shit an actual socialist government could achieve in our lifetimes, like public housing, more vacation time, free healthcare?

    tilcica,

    yes. having the same thoughts now

    thats why UBI would be a better thing in my opinion. you get enough money to survive normally as a prerequisite but then you can also go to work if you want to save up for more luxury stuff, traveling or whatever you want to do

    some people dont realize that a lot of us would still work, just with way less stress and as a bonus, not a basic necessity

    SunriseParabellum,
    @SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net avatar

    UBI without some sort of partner program to de-commodity the things humans need to live (food, shelter, healthcare) and eventually things we need to live a decent life (education, recreation) would likely lead to a situation like in The Expanse where the “basic income” is truly basic, just enough to live off ramen noodle and rent a crap studio. What jobs there were would be hotly competed over since everyone wants more to life than microwaved noodles and playing the first Halo on a 20 year old Xbox.

    axont,

    Living off ramen and playing video games all day would be an upgrade for me since I already kinda do that but I also have a job

    tilcica,

    yes but as the other person said…thats already an improvement over how some live right now. its a very low bar to set but one that has to be. and theres people who would gladly live a life like that. gotta say tho…im not one of those as i would like to travel

    Alaskaball,
    @Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

    Yes. When I’ve read excerpts about life in the Soviet Union from workers perspectives, their lives are quite similar to ours with differences being that they didn’t have the same economic worries we do in addition to having plenty of time to take off work with the bonus of having access to state-subsidized vacation facilities across many locations.

    Poogona,
    @Poogona@hexbear.net avatar

    No need to go all the way to beatnik wandering artist. I feel like the creative urge can strike any person at any time, and the problem with this is that as things are currently organized, that spark will be smothered. Part of demonstrating to people why they should want things to change is appealing to those who have felt that happen to them. I don’t think a person ever forgets the pain of it, and it can happen to anyone.

    Rinox,

    Yup, and, aside from the fact that humans were never made to do or be anything by anyone, but just evolved by chance, I still can’t recall a moment in our shared collective history when most people alive were bohemian artists, traveling all the time and having lots of creative hobbies and aspirations.

    Afaik we went from barely surviving on what we could hunt and gather to barely surviving in the farms of the nobles, to barely surviving in the factories of the masters, to at least having some level of food security (at least in the developed world). I don’t remember a time when we were better off than now, with more free time and more security.

    Not even in Stalin’s Russia or Castro’s Cuba were most people living the idyllic bohemian life everyone here seems to be clamoring for.

    raven,

    I’m coming into my 30s now sort of going the opposite direction you are. From my perspective I’m realizing that I missed out on creative expression until now because I subconsciously realized it wasn’t a “practical option” that I couldn’t afford, so I’m waking up to the fact that I’ve lived my life up to this point as a STEM bro type missing out on a huge spectrum of experiences, and it makes me feel robbed.

    I want to live in a fucking treehouse for a month, with a rope ladder, and a Zipline.

    whofearsthenight,

    Just having the freedom for literally anything. I have a stable, boring job that sucks, but it keeps a roof over my head (barely) while also leaving little time for anything else. I’m nearing 40 now and I definitely wish I’d gone back in my 20s and taken a lot more risk before I had responsibilities. Even then, I don’t want to be a wandering hippy, but a 30 hr work week with 3 weeks mandatory vacation? Sign me the fuck up.

    yogthos,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m not saying we’re just going to abolish work, but we absolutely could be working far less if we structured our society differently. We’ve had an explosion of automation since the industrial revolution, yet people still work just as much as they ever did. A lot of the jobs we have are just make work jobs. There’s a whole book on the subject even.

    Also, the way we do things under capitalism is dreadfully inefficient. Nearly half of the food produced is just thrown out, lots of new goods are sent directly to landfills to keep pries up, there’s shit like planned obsolescence. All to keep the consumerist society going so that a handful of oligarchs can keep raking it in. Not only does this create shitty living conditions for the majority, it’s also fundamentally unsustainable and what’s driving the current climate crisis.

    The focus of a socialist government should be to ensure that the purpose of work is to produce things that we need collectively such as infrastructure, food, housing, healthcare, and so on. Producing things should be seen as a cost to society, and we should focus on making things that last and can be repaired. Consumerism needs to be abolished.

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Focus on shit an actual socialist government could achieve in our lifetimes, like public housing, more vacation time, free healthcare?

    People are doing that, but it would make a boring meme.

    balderdash9, in Just Say Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    jimmydoreisalefty,

    Been a while since I saw these posted, I forgot about it, thanks!

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