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ComradeKeen, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza

No one asked or wanted this comment but pepperoni was first created in NYC about 100 years ago. By Italian immigrants, sure, but that doesn’t support my annoying joke ruining reply.

Artyom,

Italians were also invented about 100 years ago, meme still holds.

rimorso,

Italy as country is about 160 years old, people living in the Italian peninsula have been called Italians for a few millenia tho

Zeth0s, (edited )

Thanks, so I don’t have to be that “actually” guy mentioning that 99% of Italians have never seen pepperonis in their life. You saved me

Sotuanduso,

It wasn’t brought back to Italy much?

Zeth0s, (edited )

No, its taste isn’t something that Italians would appreciate. It tastes like a cheap mix of a cheap German frankfurter and cheap calabrese 'nduja. It’s almost impossible to find it in Italy.

I have never seen it in my life in Italy

Prunebutt,

I thought that was just regular salami

Defenestrator,

See also: Caesar salad.

jimmydoreisalefty, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*
GrammatonCleric, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza
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ininewcrow, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza
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This blood type is what causes Italians to cry out … ITSA SPICY MEATABALL, AH???

It also causes them to flail their arms and hands around often, especially when they’re talking.

drmoose, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza

White blood cells are pizza dough. It’s all connected.

sour,
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pizza dough is skin ._.

mozzarella balls are white blood cells

Kandy4me, in Peace and love

No, it’s Language

ladicius,

You read Harari, too, I guess. He tells a very convincing story.

BirdyBoogleBop, in Don't you hate it when they interrupt an explanation to ask that?

Wait where is “I don’t know anything. It’s all surface level knowledge. My knowledge is as wide as the ocean but as shallow as a puddle.”

Shady_Shiroe, in I hope you have a wonderful night!
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2 years ago, my OCD would have made me mad, now I look at it and its beautiful

xia, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

Holy blundered brainwashing, batman!

dipshit, in making memes from stock photos day 3 (oc)

“But anyway gary you did a great job on the company website.”

ReluctantMuskrat, in How many do you need?! *sobs*

My sofa isn’t so bad but I have 14 pillows on my bed. It’s out of control.

SexyTimeSasquatch, in Peace and love

But other apes use tools…

StenSaksTapir,

Also many birds, especially corvids.

ComradePorkRoll,

I’m no whatever studies that but wouldn’t there be a difference between using a stone to smash open a coconut and sharpening a stone, attaching it to a stick, and chopping down a tree with it?

KISSmyOS,

Yes, there is.
But plenty of animals don’t just pick up things they can use, but actually make tools for specific tasks.
Apes can and do sharpen stones they want to use as tools.
Crows have shown they can bend wire into a hook to fetch food out of a container.
Hell, on my commute, a group of crows drop nuts onto a pedestrian crossing, wait for cars to crush them, then collect them safely when the light for pedestrians turns green and the cars stop.

Vej, in Peace and love

That one guy looks a little too excited. Oh heck, he looks very excited.

StenSaksTapir,

The historical context here is that’s how you cracked eggs in the middle ages, before they had our modern egg-cracking technology. You balanced the egg on the head of a priest or monk and then hit it with a rock. So the excitement comes from the imminent enjoyment of a freshly cracked egg.

AnUnusualRelic,
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History is always so exciting.

Vej,

Let’s assume that’s right; why does he have a fucking boner?

killeronthecorner,
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All the excited young boys?

StenSaksTapir,

It’s an ereggtion.

pinkdrunkenelephants, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

See, shit like this is why I pirate crap. Why in the world people use almost any streaming service is just beyond me.

The only good ones are the independent services run by actual Youtubers like Nebula and the like. At least those ones help contribute directly to content creators.

Who is dumb enough to just allow themselves to be manipulated, abused and taken for a ride in such a way?

01189998819991197253,
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Who is dumb enough to just allow themselves to be manipulated, abused and taken for a ride in such a way?

The general population. It’s why this stuff exists.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Sad but true

Lucidlethargy,

What do you mean “this stuff exists”? Show me where it exists on a current streaming platform.

Swarfega, in Me Trying To Use The Internet

The internet never used to be like this. It used to be full of shitty GIFs and under construction signs. Also don’t forget to sign the guest book and be impressed with the high hit counter.

Yahoo! Also ruled as a search engine.

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