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db2, in So many people still think its ok for them to do📱
lugal, in *cleans room*

That’s one version of Camus’ “Image sisyphus happy”

agressivelyPassive,

Another interpretation is “Arbeit macht frei”.

Holzkohlen,

Heh Nazis

newIdentity,

Bruuuder, wtf

Mnemnosyne, in So many people still think its ok for them to do📱

Anything and everything that politicians propose to protect children, I am automatically against. It doesn’t matter how good it sounds, if they say anything about protecting children, I’m opposed to it.

This is because they know that ‘protect children’ are magic words that let them get away with almost anything, and that’s genuinely about the only time they say that anyway. Basically nothing the government does is actually to protect children.

eddie,

God, that’s totally depressing, and I totally agree with you.

rifugee,

We had a recreational marijuana referendum in my state and the opposition signs said, “Save the Children.” From what? I have no idea. Unsurprisingly, the vote failed.

Of course, it really helped that the state legislature sued to halt the referendum on grounds of improper procedure which caused the referendum to be put on the ballot as a special election instead of the mid-terms ballot. The judge dismissed the lawsuit, by the way.

The shit some people will do to stop other people from having a good time.

elxeno, in A King regardless
Omega_Haxors, in It's gonna be tremendous.
ooklamok, in I hate to tell ya...

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can’t find it in this one)?

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

please tell me this is true, I’ve been looking for the pie for 5 minutes now

ooklamok,

Here’s a list from the creator. I’m not sure if they’re all always there:

“Here is the semi-official list of symbols, more or less in order of frequency of use: eyeball, piece of pie, alien, dynamite, K2, upside-down bird, bunny head, crown, single shoe, arrow in the back.

They began in 1996 when I decided out of boredom to draw a little bird sitting on a shelf where it didn’t really belong”

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

that’s cool, tyvm

lesnout27,

These are examples of the secret symbols you can find in the comics a full list with explanation is on the official bizarro website

They are not all always there, just sometimes. There is a number on the signature which tells how many are hidden for each comic.

ooklamok,

Oh! I didn’t know about the number!

hemko,

Well there’s an eye on bottom right, and alien top right

Aurenkin, in *cleans room*

If you’ve got time to ponder the futility of human existence you’ve got time to clean.

chatokun,

My ADHD brain can’t focus well on cleaning unless I get that weird hyperfocus on it. Last time I got it it lasted a couple days and I got a Lotta things done. It was nice.

ChillCapybara,

Please tell us how to get there 🙏

UlfKirsten,

Don’t clean for months

EvolvedTurtle,

Ok now what

AgnosticMammal,

Ok now think of a clean house + an opportunity to discover once cherished treasures

interdimensionalmeme,

Ah yes, turn the important but not urgent task into an important and urgent task ! But it’s a balancing act to keep it below the “overwhelming task feels impossible so let’s just ignore it” threshold

kamenlady, in Definetly.
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

aaah - she’s taking a photo. I was wondering what she was shoving in her face. The bottom part is already an ancient pic in itself.

GeneralEmergency, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

ITT: people blaming Microsoft for their own technical illiteracy.

tacosanonymous, in No watermark

Sometimes I feel ashamed of my intolerance but I can’t respect anyone using iFunny. It’s a cesspool.

IzzyData, in No watermark
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

How long until someone adds a lemmy watermark onto this?

callouscomic, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.

Is this cartoon originally about the US invading the middle east? Looks like the twin towers in there.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Now your upvote counter is the twin towers.

EDIT: And if you think about it, my upvote counter is the twin towers shortly after

EDIT2: Too far! Too far!

Amends1782,

I laughed

BestBouclettes, in I hate to tell ya...

Why isn’t Death SPEAKING LIKE THAT.

OlPatchy2Eyes,

Uncultured, clearly hasn’t read enough Discworld.

clb92,

Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋs ɪɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs.

Looks better with a serif font, though.

EDIT: Oh, it actually depends on the publisher too, it seems. In the digital ones I’ve read, it was small caps, but in some others it’s apparently all caps.

onichama, in It's gonna be tremendous.

www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/

Visible in North and South America

SuckMyWang, in Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.

I think that look was for the novelty size horse dildo and the bottle of Tabasco sauce you bought with it

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What kind of sex shops are you going to that sell Tabasco sauce!?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Someone's never tried the Louisiana Spicebomb.

jaybone,

I don’t even want to know.

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