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psmgx, in Dating

My sister-in-law got divorced and re-entered the dating pool recently.

She skipped the big family Thanksgiving because the guy she was talking to wasn’t free any other day.

He flaked on her, lol.

RickyRigatoni,
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Being free on thanksgiving wasn’t a red flag? Lmao.

emptiestplace,

What you just wrote would be a red flag for me.

RickyRigatoni,
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My condolences.

dangblingus,

Some people don’t have families. Being free on Thanksgiving isn’t in and of itself a crime.

dutchkimble,

Maybe it was, for him.

SharkEatingBreakfast, in Dating
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My sisters: “You’re way too picky when it comes to dating!”

Also them: — date dudes with so many personal issues that it ends up driving them up the wall and disrupting their lives with obsessive neediness and constant insecurity —

Me: lol ok.

My standards aren’t even that high. I just live in a shitty conservative town and don’t feel like traveling 1 hour+ just to see a human that might just be trying to hookup even though I clearly say that’s not at all what I’m interested in.

Just give me a stable dude who can communicate well, is secure in their sexuality, doesn’t have a criminal record, likes Stardew Valley, lizards, and is cool with stuffed animals, and I’ll give it a shot.

mossy_, in This situation is so ridiculous, this is the only way I know how to cope.

Jocat gave me a lifetime ban like seven years ago when I sent a message in his twitch chat that didn’t translate right. Sent an apology dm to him in hopes I could clear it up, but that seemed to make things worse. People just don’t give each other the benefit of the doubt on the internet 😔

I can go on about it but I imagine there’s not much interest, just wanted to vent.

shneancy, in This situation is so ridiculous, this is the only way I know how to cope.

as a wannabe creator it’s rather terrifying to see that even Jocat, one of the softest and most wholesome creators I’ve had the pleasure of watching - gets bullied out of doing what he loves. Where are those hate mobs coming from? what is their point?

EvolvedTurtle,

I’ve thought about being a content creator for a while And I am 100% gonna be anonymous

NorthWestWind, in Makes it healthier
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You got a mooncake!

Mothra, in Makes it healthier
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https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/7a59569a-f6c4-4df3-b6c0-4a7ee175cd34.jpeg

Some put the whole eggs with shells and all. I’ve always found it weird. Who wants to stop eating the cake to peel an egg? But hey. That’s a Spanish Easter Cake for you. (Rosca de Pascua)

https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/c98314cc-e6ea-4bcc-b0cd-655dc090c307.jpeg

Gonzako, in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..

Well, if there’s a week to let yourself go it’s this one!

PeriodicallyPedantic, in *clamp clamp*

The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in We must resist
PeriodicallyPedantic, in Pilk

How do you delete someone else’s post?

PeriodicallyPedantic, in This is basically what drives the economy

They also borrowed the money from each other too, so each has a $25 card and a $25 debt. The debt will never be paid, and they’ll acrue interest with each other. They’ll all use the growing debt as a justification to cut social services.

Elephant0991, in My building's policy on pets
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Cute dogs allowed!

Daryl76679,

I mean how could you say no to a doggo like that

Cysioland,
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Landlords often have no hearts

Lucidlethargy, (edited ) in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..

I had BJ’s (the restaurant) this week… It was so nasty I have also forgotten good food. It wasn’t cheap, either…

joenforcer, (edited ) in Cooking
  • Fresh minced garlic is easier to use and likely better, but the jarred stuff probably works fine in a pinch. I stopped making fresh ginger and used jarred for that now because it’s such a pain in the ass to prep. Garlic is too easy though, I never use jarred. I see the appeal though.
  • I know some people think there’s an aftertaste with iodized salt. I don’t have that experience. Is sea salt or kosher salt better than table salt? Maybe? There honestly isn’t much of a difference unless your recipe calls for a more coarse grind, in which case you need to adjust to prevent oversalting.
  • The prepackaged parmesan (which I like to call wood pulp) has a hugely inferior taste to freshly ground Parmesan. Big difference in flavor, but it also does depend on the application. Mixing a large quantity into a sauce? Yes, absolutely get fresh. Using as a garnish? Who cares?
  • This is lemon juice. Chill out.
Holyhandgrenade, in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently you can’t recall the word “eaten” either.

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