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craftyindividual, in kitten

Thsts actually pretty funny, got me.

terminhell, in Different strokes

I have a sister in law like the extrovert. I’ve watched her within a matter of minutes, go from talking to a stranger, to now they’re babysitting for her next weekend levels of charisma.

AlecSadler, in Dating

My wife and I started living together after 3 months, talking marriage at 6, and formally engaged at 9 months. We’ve been married over 6 years now.

I don’t have time for high school nonsense. I’m not going to burn 1+ years of my life on a “maybe”. The older I get, the better I learn what I want and don’t want.

We both had similar goals, or rather, goals that we could grow in together and not go separate ways. We had a shared sense of humor. My weaknesses were her strengths and vice versa. And we have activities we love doing together and things we love doing alone. It’s fucking great.

jubilationtcornpone,

A major advantage of dating when you’re closer to 30 is that, for most people, you’re finally secure enough in your own identity to where you worry less about whether they like you and more about whether you like them.

If I had stopped to ask myself the latter question at 22, I would have saved myself the raging dumpster fire that was my first marriage because the answer was a resounding “No.” My first wife was a horrible person with very little to like. But back then I didn’t like “me” very much and I guess on some level I was afraid that no one else would either. Despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

rottingleaf,

Funny, I’ve been almost as social as Mowgli for most of my life till about now (27), but feel as if I understood what you’re saying.

dutchkimble,

Mowgli was a pretty social guy, felt comfortable walking around in his undies with friends and strangers alike

rottingleaf,

Yeah, there was an imbalance in his social interactions

lightnsfw,

I think I got too secure in my own identity. Now I just feel like I’d be annoyed trying to incorporate most of the women I meet into my lifestyle (doesn’t mean they’re bad people, just not a good match for me). Every so often I meet someone I feel like would be a good fit but they’re usually already in a relationship or not interested. At this point I’m just doing my own thing and if a relationship happens, I’ll roll with it but until then I’m happy being single.

jubilationtcornpone,

At this point I’m just doing my own thing and if a relationship happens, I’ll roll with it but until then I’m happy being single.

This is important though. If you’re happy with the way things are then that’s totally fine.

I never expected to get into a relationship so soon after getting divorced. I didn’t feel like I was ready. I just thought this lady at one of the other offices of the company I worked for was cute and decided to chat her up.

She caught me off guard when she asked me out. I had to be straight with her so I told her that I had recently gotten divorced and I wasn’t looking for anything serious but if she wanted to hang out, I would like that. She was actually ok with it. That was six years (married four), and two kids ago. She is an awesome lady and I am one very lucky guy.

I would have rather remained single for the rest of my life than have to live through a bad marriage again. It’s better to be alone than to wish you were alone. At that point in my life, I was happy being single. But I like where I am now too and I’m happy things worked out the way they did.

mrcleanup, in Dating

As I near 50 my plan if I ever have to date again is just to wear a pin with my age and “single” on it and if anyone wants to know more they can ask.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

clinical anxiety speedrun

brian,

if skyrim has taught me anything, it’s that wearing jewelry that says single will attract literally everyone

Chef_Boyardee, in Different strokes

Someone takes a lot of anal.

chtk, in kitten
@chtk@feddit.nl avatar

Another game with kittens: kittensgame.com/web/

Rolando, in Dating

A: “Hey, remember me?”

B: “Oh yeah, we used to date. You single now?”

A: “Yeah. You too?”

B: “Yeah. Wanna give it a shot?”

A: “Hmm… OK.”

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Plowing
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I know it’s a joke but I’ve noticed the response times for plows in my area are almost never preemptive.

Plows used to be on the road throwing salt hours before the snow started to fall. Now they wait until the roads are already covered to start plowing.

Siethron, in Dating

Meanwhile my ADHD ass is like: “I really liked her we should go out again… Next season”.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Frieren be like

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Out of sight out of mind. Chuck a photo on the fridge door next time.

AsheHole,

Are you about to have another intense burst of compatibility with a girl we never see again?

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

God dammit thats happened to me with the past like 4 girls.

bane_killgrind, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

That is a Vancouver Canada dumpster www.allareacodes.com/604

Bougie_Birdie, in kitten
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Dang it, I just lost the game :(

ItzzMe,
@ItzzMe@midwest.social avatar

Smh I wasn’t expecting to lose the game that quickly into 2024

PP_BOY_, in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I have ate like shit for a few days

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Username does not check out

shani66, in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..

Very relatable

chocolateo, in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

Clodhoppers

rockSlayer, (edited ) in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..

Pro tip, all it takes for chicken noodle soup is 1 can of carrots, 1 tin of canned chicken, a chopped stalk of celery, a chopped onion, some egg noodles, and 2 containers of chicken stock. Add a pad of butter, the celery, and onion to the pot and cook until translucent. Add the stock, drain and add the canned ingredients. Season with salt, pepper, basil, and oregano to taste. Simmer for roughly 15-20 minutes.

for the grilled cheese you obviously want to have with the soup: grab some gouda and havarti cheese, and coat one side of each piece of bread with a thin layer of mayo. Toast each side on a pan with the mayo side out until browned to desired color

ETA: forgot the onion, and made it a legit recipe someone could follow

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

In my home, all it takes for chicken noodle soup is a can opener.

SpaceNoodle,

Jesus Christ just use tinned celery too at that point

Jorgelino,

might as well just get a canned soup

SpaceNoodle,

Right? Less fuss and it’ll actually be edible.

rockSlayer,

I’ve never seen canned celery, but I imagine that it would be far too mushy for chicken noodle soup. Besides, this is the quick and dirty version of the soup, since it takes a minute to chop the celery and then all that’s left is letting it simmer for 20 minutes. Obviously it tastes much better with fresh ingredients

SpaceNoodle,

At that point, a can of Progresso would probably taste better.

rockSlayer,

At $13 for all the ingredients, it produces way more than a can of progresso, and I think it tastes slightly better

SpaceNoodle,

All that canned shit and zero herbs is gonna be just as expensive, just as oversalted, and taste far worse than canned soup.

rockSlayer,

I edited my initial comment to be a legit recipe. There isn’t “no seasoning” as you claim

SpaceNoodle,

There certainly wasn’t any when I replied.

rockSlayer,

I understand that, but I didn’t post an actual recipe at first, i posted an idea of a recipe that required an actual basis of understanding to create a basic recipe. No one would accept an unseasoned recipe, not even myself. Even the most complex chicken noodle soup recipe involves salt, pepper, basil, and oregano. Sorry if I didn’t meet your standards initially.

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