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xusontha, in O.o

cat putting on sunglasses

Let me show you how it’s done

mino, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

I am just happy to be dancing for once.

Custoslibera,

And with a partner who is undoubtedly attracted to you no less!

Look at you go.

workerONE, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

“Stop driving cars because places were not supposed to be driven to.” Wow that’s a good point /s

Dead_or_Alive, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

LOL as you type this on a electronic device that was made by capitalists.

Wogi,

This is not the flex you think it is.

Dead_or_Alive,

Not a flex, a trigger.

Wogi,

Whatever you want to call it, it’s idiotic strawmanning.

Skipcast,

Imagine participating in society lmaoo

Dead_or_Alive,

Sure, I take my family on vacations via airlines run by capitalists who fly airplanes built by capitalists. I like to sit in a bar that is privately owned by capitalists and chit chat over a beer that was brewed, bottled and distributed by capitalists.

Sure, I’m missing out on all the socializing that communists have time for when they are waiting in bread lines. But hey you can’t have everything.

Maajmaaj,
@Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

I just KNOW you don’t wipe well enough.

Dead_or_Alive,

I live in a capitalist society. The shelves are well stocked with multiple brands of affordable toilet paper that I can buy with a stable currency.

If you live in some commie shithole that can’t keep shelves stocked let alone food on the table I can see why you might think that.

BanthaFood,
@BanthaFood@feddit.de avatar

Oh okay they’re trolling, I get it

Maajmaaj,
@Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

Shitty booty mf. You need to buy some wet wipes and stop being afraid of touching your own asshole.

Dead_or_Alive,

You realize wet wipes are made by capitalists…

Maajmaaj,
@Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t give a damn who made wet wipes, stank ass, you need to use them! And clip them crusty, athletes foot infested toenails too, over there slicing your partners legs up while y’all sleeping. Inconsiderate, booty flake collecting, funky mf.

Dead_or_Alive,

Athletes foot treatment, toe nail clippers and beds… All things that capitalist societies have in abundance.

Holzkohlen,

Unless you are poor of course. Then you should just die I guess. Truly something worth protecting.
Eat the rich my people!

Maajmaaj,
@Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

And yet you still walking around with them fungal flickers you call feet and not fixing them! Your toes look like The Last Of Us and you have the itchiest asshole this side of the Mississippi and you just okay living like that?! Ya momma ain’t teach you proper hygiene?? Mf do you need assistance? Ask your partner because I’m not helping with that. How you got diaper rash as a fuckin adult, mf? How? This shit might be beyond me, but it’s definitely between them cheeks, Stank Ass. Fix it!!!

Dead_or_Alive,

Baby powder also made by capitalists. Freedom to travel… first one you mentioned that isn’t directly capitalist but surprisingly most communist countries don’t allow the free movement of their citizens. There are usually walls built to keep them from migrating to capitalist societies.

You are of course free to emigrate to Cuba or Venezuela at any time if you prefer communism. I mean there are tons of boats full of Americans refugees setting sail from Miami to Cuba every day…

Maajmaaj,
@Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

Look Stank Ass, I understand you’re here to troll some group or another. I’m here to tell you TO WASH YOUR ASS, WIPE PROPERLY, AND CLIP YOUR FUCKED UP TOENAILS. that’s all, Stank Ass. I could give a damn about that other blah blah you’re talking. Hygiene comes first, Stank_or_Ripe. You keep avoiding this problem and your partner is going to leave you for someone who flosses properly.

greyscale,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This whole thread was hillarious.

snail_hatan,

Person is already dead inside. They “have a family” but are acting like a teenager - speaks for itself…

Kiosfriend,
@Kiosfriend@lemmy.world avatar

“they’re acting like a teenager” and “speaks for itself” in the same post. 😬

snail_hatan,

Thanks for calling me on the shoddy rhetoric. The person I was replying to claims to have a family while themselves providing a typical teenage retort, thereby failing to act maturely, which is what one would expect from a decent parent. Any better? Still too ad hominem?

Kiosfriend,
@Kiosfriend@lemmy.world avatar

who said anything about ad hominems? or shoddy rhetoric? you’re calling them a teenager while using the phrase “speaks for itself”, which is a pretty immature phrase. And then you dress up your language for the reply to me to sound more mature? sounds like someone who’s stuck in adolescence and pining for “adulthood” to me.

inb4 “thanks internet psychoanalyst, sugondese”

TheTetrapod,

There’s nothing wrong with the phrase “speaks for itself”. It’s a very common expression.

Kiosfriend,
@Kiosfriend@lemmy.world avatar

Not for someone trying to sound like an adult. an intelligent adult knows that no one really knows much of anything and searches for the answers instead of just giving up and saying “meh, guess it’s self evident and speaks for itself”. it’s pretty cocky and immature to have that kind of attitude. “says who” you ask? guess it just speaks for itself. 🤷‍♀️

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
Dead_or_Alive,

Keep posting that meme, maybe it will be relevant one day.

Martineski,
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  • Dead_or_Alive,

    Not quite, I made a bland general comment to troll on a bland general post. My intention was to trigger some commies. Judging by the comments I’d say it was a success.

    CaptainEffort,

    My intention was to trigger some commies

    “Was just a prank bro”

    magnetosphere,
    @magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

    I love it when these people burn themselves by being stupid, annoying pricks. If they get enough negative feedback, they just say they were “triggering” people on purpose. Then they congratulate themselves on their brilliant, flawless, and totally original tactics. It’s the same routine every goddam time.

    I can appreciate a joke at my expense if it’s even remotely clever, but this is just pathetic and tired. It’s 2023, ffs. Somebody needs to come up with a new trolling script.

    I hope that these are young kids who will outgrow this shit and move on. I know that’s not true in every case, though.

    Dead_or_Alive,

    No not a prank. A prank would indicate I wasn’t serious about my actions and want to apologize.

    I’ve been pretty up front that I wanted to trigger some commies. I also take nothing back and apologize for nothing.

    TimeSquirrel,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    This is what you consider a fun Wednesday night? Or Thursday morning, depending.

    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s relevant today

    Custoslibera,

    My dude. The capitalists are not the people who made those devices. Workers made those things.

    Dead_or_Alive,

    My man, capital was expended developing the technology underpinning those devices. It was expended building the tools and sourcing the materials that went onto the device that the workers built. Capital was expended paying the workers for the time they took making the devices and bringing the device to market to sell.

    Labor and capital are needed to function. Both can be true at the same time.

    Cruxifux,

    That capital is created by the workers. It is extracted from them unjustly by capitalists, and then they claim they are responsible for the creation of everything just because they direct that stolen capital.

    Custoslibera,

    Then the capitalist should only be entitled to recuperate their initial investment + whatever personal effort they put in.

    How can it be the capitalist captures profit many years after those first two occurred?

    trailing9,

    How would you manage risk?

    The capitalists invest their profits in new ventures. Good capitalists choose often what is needed, bad capitalists constantly lose money and stop being capitalists.

    You want to reward good decisions. So those with profitable investments should get all returns so that they can make more good investments.

    So don’t set a limit but tax their income proportionally.

    freebee,

    Public capital. The smartphone is the culmination point of billions and billions of government “aimless” r&d for half a century.

    Deceptichum,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar
    Neato,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    It was made by inventors and workers. The capitalists own the company. They don't create.

    You are not a capitalist.

    Dead_or_Alive,

    “Capital”… You keep using that word but I do not think it means what you think it means.

    What is it that Investors invest? Could it be capital? Investors also tend to have ownership of the company.

    Funny I thought a good education was one of the benefits of communism.

    xor,

    If you think “capitalism” just means that money exists, then you’ve completely misunderstood the concept

    Wogi,

    And why should they? What makes investors special beyond “having lots of money”

    Why should workers forfeit their labor at a fraction of its actual value to line the accounts of people who won the birth lottery?

    Investors did not invent the product, they did not design it’s manufacturing process, they did not acquire materials or even the land upon which the factory is built. And yet, they reap all the profits.

    There’s a simpler way

    dadarobot,
    @dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Communism is when no phone

    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar
    shalafi,

    Give it up. These people are living the benefits of a century of capitalism. Now that it’s going down the shitter, the idea has, somehow, always been evil.

    I figure it’s a bunch of kids who haven’t got the notion that any form of economy is, has and will be corrupted by humans.

    TheTetrapod,

    tfw Marx was just a shitty millennial, apparently

    PopOfAfrica,

    Global capitalism is a very, very, very recent occurrence historically.

    We went from a merchant-style sort of economy to capitalism almost overnight.

    shalafi,

    And in this merchant-style sort of economy, the rich weren’t an order of magnitude richer than the poor, and profiting off their backs?

    FFS, monkeys quickly figure out how to trade “money” for sex. World’s oldest profession anyone? We’re no different. Capitalism just perfected it.

    Capitalism is just dandy, with some serious government oversight. Problem being, how do you stop the overseers from getting rich legislating the oversight? Same problem in any economic policy.

    Kinda funny thought I had in my 20’s. The only way to truly get rich is by getting other people working for you. Never pursued that line of work, just not me, can’t do it. But it’s still true and always will be, no matter the economics.

    Hegar,

    We can have nice things without crushing levels of inequality orders of magnitude higher than humans have ever known at any point in history.

    Dead_or_Alive,

    Absolutely you are 100% correct. However communism is not the answer.

    TheTetrapod,

    And what is, O Wise One?

    TokyoMonsterTrucker,
    100_percent_a_bot,
    Marketsupreme,

    The best response. So common it’s hard to tell if it’s a real response people believe.

    SwampYankee, in History lives in the present

    Also Britain: Oh good, the UN voted in favor of splitting up the land except the entire Arab League voting against the plan? Ok, sounds good, bye guys, have fun!

    Microw,

    Also Britain: our troops and colonial administrators are getting killed and attacked by both groups of locals, bye guys, I’m noping out of here!

    Neato,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    It's like an HOA: The council is deciding how to divide up your backyard between your neighbors. The lawn owner is the only dissenting vote and then the neighborhood wonders why they are being so hostile.

    Bipta,

    Except in this case it costs you not just your backyard but basically your entire life.

    ryathal,

    In this case the land owner has been renting for 100 years and doesn’t really care what the tenant thinks.

    shunir, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

    If it is stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.

    Imgonnatrythis, in Freedom at last

    Lords work honey. You’re doing the Lords work .

    Selmafudd, in History lives in the present

    It’s working as intended, the whole Ottoman Empire was split to create manufactured internal conflict.

    dangblingus,

    The Ottoman Empire split after WW1, Israel/Palestine happened in 1948. No one was anticipating Hitler doing genocide in 1919. Britain hadn’t considered a plan to award Israel to the persecuted Jewish population of Europe at that point in time.

    Microw,

    The meme is wrong though and should say WW1, not WW2. The creation of the State of Israel has nothing to do with the Holocaust, all of it was planned before WW2.

    SwampYankee,

    The Balfour Declaration was in 1917, and Britain began discussing support for the Zionist project in Palestine immediately after declaring war on the Ottoman Empire in 1914. The idea dates back to at least 1896 when Theodore Herzl proposed it as a solution to the “Jewish question” which, itself, was being asked as early as the 1750s.

    Espi,

    I cant believe it, someone who actually knows what they are speaking about?? in my imitation Reddit forum???

    Let’s not forget that Britain also ensured the rights of Palestinians in that same declaration, I would like to see them act on that one.

    Neato, in Freedom at last
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    Ties spike my chronic neck pain no matter who tight or loose they are. I 100% understand this.

    For anyone who wears bras: my partner likes Tomboy brand a lot. More support and comfort.

    Grumpy,

    Though I’ve never had issues with wearing ties, perhaps a clip-on tie is something you could try if you have to wear em.

    Gbagginsthe3rd, in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

    Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet

    TryingToEscapeTarkov,

    I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?

    SpaceNoodle, (edited ) in Vegan food: The west vs India

    Wrong. The fake meat in the top portion is overprocessed and tastes like garbage instead of delicious meat, while the bottom portion is 100% delicious vegan food.

    Edit: downvotes from people who hate vegan food, I guess.

    yukichigai,
    @yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

    Depends on the brand IMO. I actually really like Impossible Meat; to me it tastes like decent quality beef with some really good hard to place seasoning. If it wasn't so damn expensive I'd get it over actual ground beef.

    SpaceNoodle,

    It’s still overpriced and overprocessed. Ridiculous sodium levels as well.

    Fox, in The Economy
    @Fox@pawb.social avatar

    The beam already on the ground should say “irresponsible monetary policy”

    explodicle,

    That’s just blockchain hype in disguise 🥸

    Fox,
    @Fox@pawb.social avatar

    I’m talking about the Fed, but you better believe that money found its way into crypto and startups with dubious value props

    explodicle,

    If the Fed can’t provide good monetary policy, then one of those value props isn’t dubious!

    Fox,
    @Fox@pawb.social avatar

    You’re not wrong

    doofer_name, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

    I hate point 2 and 3.

    I have an avarage travel of 45-55 minutes from my home city to the city I work in. By car and by train, while the train is usually on the slower end. It takes about 20-30 minutes to get from my home to the train station by taking the bus or riding the bike. When taking the bus I also have to factor in about 15 minutes between arrival at the station and departure of the train. Then there is another 20 minutes from the train station at destination to my place of work. So it takes me 40-65 minutes longer taking the train… twice a day, making it 1:20-2:10h a day (when Im lucky bc trains over here have frequent delays). One hour ish doesn’t sound like much? Well you’ll feel it if you working 11-12h a shift or a 9-10 hour a day in a normal 9 to 5 job (starting work at around 7 a.m.).

    Then there is a neat little think called night or late shifts. There is no way I’m gonna take the train here. They either take an hour longer or the bus at my home city does not drive anymore on the way back.

    Demand better public transportation. Demand functioning trains and frequent bus and tram connections. But do not tell people that need to take the car for whatever reason, that they should just take the worse option and make them feel like the problem.

    I hate cars. I hate driving. And I love taking the train or taking the bike within my city. But sometimes I just have to take the car. That is not my fault tho, since public transportation is not the main focus of politics over here. And thats what needs to change globally.

    Son_of_dad,

    I tried taking my family out on a weekend on transit. 40 minutes wait for a bus that had any room, an hour to travel 10km, and it cost us $10 each way for the family. I live in a major city but our transit is trash. It’s not fit for a city of this size.

    ahto,

    It’s not fit for a city of this size.

    Tokyo would like to have a word with you. It’s not public transit in and of itself that is the issue, it’s the implementation.

    candybrie,

    I think you read that wrong. They aren’t saying public transit doesn’t work in a city that size, but the public transit in their city isn’t up to the standard it should be for a city that size.

    ahto,

    You’re right, I see it now. My bad!

    doofer_name, (edited )

    That sounds horrible. Public transportation is such a vital thing for citys to function properly as a place to live and not just work in. And dont get me started on small towns or the countryside where not owning a car basically means you’re fucked. I cannot wrap my head around how politicians just fail to see this. Climate change might be the most urgent, but by far not the only argument for better public transportation.

    zerofk,

    When I switched from using the bus to going by bike, i cut my commute time by more than half. If I were to take the car, it would halve again. Public transport is great, and necessary. But it will never be faster than a personal car for anything but large distances.

    DrRatso,

    A bike is faster in my city if you are decently fast, but a bus or trolley is faster than cars during rush hours, because we have public transit lanes, so while everyone in their tin cans is stressed yelling at the dumbass who just cut them off im breezing past, listening to a podcast, meditating or catching a quick ten minute nap before work.

    Flumsy,

    … where you live. Where I live (in central Europe) we have a subway every 2-3 minutes and you’re at worst 2 blocks away from a stop. It all depends on the infrastructure. A subway cant be stuck in traffic…

    CowsLookLikeMaps,

    Also, trams/streetcars in Zurich have right of way and the red lights change for them. Which is completely logical considering how many more people you can fit in them than a few cards at a red light. The problems with public transit in North America are a function of our car infrastructure.

    pimeys,

    Yep. Here in Berlin traveling to my old office (when I didn’t work from home all the time) with the S or U-bahn took 30-35 minutes and by car/taxi about 40-45 minutes due to the traffic.

    TheFriendlyDickhead,

    Berlin is one of the few german cities where public transport is done right. In cologne, where I lived, there are a lot of stops, but the inferstructure is just realy bad. They managed that trains get stuck in traffic too sometimes. And for some reason they trains only arrive in a 10-30min time window. So if you want to follow one line it’s relatively fine, but if you have to change trains you have to be lucky. In the city center still faster than driving though.

    IkarusHagen2,
    @IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

    Just say central european city.

    I too live in central europe and the bus line i could take from my town to the town i work in takes 1 hr to get there and back, at the end of my day the bus only departes one hour after i’m finished with work so i have to wait for the bus the same amount of time i need for both ways with my car.

    dafo,

    They should really say a European city with a subway. Not all cities in Europe have a subway.

    Flumsy,

    It was pretty obvious from my comment that I live in a European city with a subway…

    I didnt say my comment applied to all European cities either.

    BCsven,

    I’m in Vancouver, while the system needs some improvement, the skytrain gets me right to the airport, with trains every few minutes. No parking nonsense. Driving, with traffic, is much longer. Bussing has some express routes so the trips aren’t so many stops also. until the system wxpands develooment the consideration is looking for a place nearer a stop or station.

    bandario,
    @bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    If I rode my bike to work, my shift would be over by the time I got there. I’m really starting to like the idea of biking to work.

    KillAllPoorPeople,

    Nearly every city on the planet with a subway system disputes your bullshit.

    Mchugho,

    So what? Subways requires a minimum amount of people to be viable. Outside of major urban centres they are useless.

    CowsLookLikeMaps,

    I think the point here is that suburbs and cities have such dogshit public transit and bike infrastructure that people do everything by car. Nobody is telling those who live in rural areas to bike 30km to get groceries.

    KillAllPoorPeople,

    Guess where most people live and want to live?

    chiliedogg,

    It sure is nice that everyone gets to live in New York, London, and Washington.

    A better solution is to reduce how much people need to travel. Instead of building trillion-dollartransit systems so people can to to the office we should be taxing the everloving shit out of office spaces for jobs that can be worked remotely.

    cadekat,

    How likely is it that your home and work are 20 minutes away from train stations because your region prioritizes cars?

    doofer_name,

    Its not just likely, thats the case. But living in the inner city is expensive here. And thats the case in most of the country.

    RudeOnTuesdays, in Twitter in 1852

    The rape and murder of civilians is always evil. I don’t know what is so fucking hard to understand about this.

    Typical braindead lemmygrad garbage post. Stick to your own cesspool of an instance next time.

    Omgarm, in Vegan food: The west vs India

    Nutella is vegan.

    zakobjoa,
    @zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s not, though?

    EmpathicVagrant,

    I mean . . . is it or not, because your punctuation confuses the matter.

    starman2112,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The question mark denotes confusion or flabbergastedness. Nutella contains milk, so it’s explicitly not vegan

    Neato,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    They were referring to the comma. Commonly used with a verbal pause. So like: "It's not...though?" As if the "though?" was its own thought and the only part of the sentence that had the question inflection.

    dogslayeggs,

    That’s the point. Indian food is rarely vegan.

    bloubz,

    Dotworlders are so weird

    yukichigai,
    @yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

    Jello is not vegan.

    starman2112,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s oreos you’re thinking of

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