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Omega_Haxors, in Playing an unsupported file

No big deal, just download the codices.

cheese_greater, in Obedience of cats

iScreen!

flambonkscious, in It's all going down the tubes but their boats keep getting bigger.

I agree with grumpy shrek pirate

Xyloph, in Wrong explanations only

Worms hate ground wifi

Souroak, in Which pill do you choose?

Could you imagine the psychological damage of having your adult mind shoved back into your 6 year old self? You’d be unable to relate to or even tolerate any of your peers, so say goodbye to any childhood friendships. You’d be unstimulated by the mountain of busy work in school and frustrated by all the topics you’d have to relearn. I personally would go through all of the procrastination troubles again. There are plenty of traumatic events that you would not be able to prevent or even affect. Nevermind that you are still carrying that trauma with you, you’re just trying to not re-live it. Develop any chronic illnesses? Maybe you can get treated quicker but you still have to watch your health decline. It’ll be a decade before you have any kind of autonomy to do any stocks or Bitcoin type stuff, unless you want to become some prophetic wünderkind. As far as I’m aware, mt gox was one of the only reliable places to get Bitcoin, until it wasn’t. I don’t know the day that it fell apart off the top of my head.

I never understand why anyone would choose the “do it all over again” scenarios.

TehBamski,
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I never understand why anyone would choose the “do it all over again” scenarios.

The consensus seems to be for money, power, or pleasure.

owenfromcanada, in Cooking
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Let’s not be gatekeep-y here. All four of these things can be used to 95% effectiveness (compared with their fresh counterparts) in most recipes.

There’s only one ingredient that should be on this list, and it’s missing. Velveeta.

iAvicenna, in Gotta stay grounded.
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Space billionaires would be much more fun than guillotine billionaires

x4740N, in Wrong explanations only
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Earth Worm Concert

caseyweederman, (edited ) in Wrong explanations only

Revolutionary tapeworm treatment

Jarix, in Which pill do you choose?

Restart my life

devfuuu, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill only worth it if restarted at 4. 6 is already too late.

Evia,
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What happened at age 5?

devfuuu,

You know the usual memories of doing weird shit in pre school, being traumatized, also losing people and stuff like that. The usual memories that totally regular people have from that age and stay with your for the rest of your life

Evia,
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I saw a tall man in a leather jacket in a supermarket and ran up and hugged him because all tall men in leather jackets are my dad. 5 year old me forgot that he was passed out at home from some drug/alcohol concoction so how could he be in the shop?

Traumatised me for life.

sag, in Which pill do you choose?
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Red Pill

Valmond,

Okay, its 2024 and you are 6 years old. What do you do now?

shani66, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

Red, easy. I was raised by total red necks (heh), complete hicks, and it did give me bottom of the barrel ideas about what i wanted to be. I could have healthier habits and work towards a better self earlier. Money? I’ll just be an early Bitcoin adopter and make all the cash I’d ever need. Hell if it came down to it i could make money on the dark web and use my age as a shield and tool. Friends? I could cut out bad friends early and find my future friend group whenever i want, I’d probably even have an advantage since I’m way more of a nerd now (see that first point).

OpenStars, in Which pill do you choose?
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por qué no los dos? Punch him in the mouth and do whatever you want.:-P

Or just stare deeply into his eyes until he blinks, then turn around and leave the room. You’re F-ing Neo, you don’t need to play these kids games - if there’s something you want, you just materialize it, easy.

Ofc… if this were a more irl scenario, I don’t think I’d be taking pills from some random dude offering me to either “get rich quick” or turn me into a 6-yr-old, pudding or no. Maybe this is how he gets rich, by selling my organs or some such.:-P

instamat, in Gotta stay grounded.

Why can’t I just swing a blade around?

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