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Haagel, in 2024, welcome!

That’s what I’ve been saying!

Churbleyimyam, in Got any suggestions?

Yeah: don’t spend 18 hours drinking and taking cocaine.

Sanctus, in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

The sociopaths are the ringleaders. As long as the money flows to their pockets everything is permissible.

MeatsOfRage, (edited ) in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears

If you’re talking about Kim Kardashian, they’ve been divorced for over a year now. “Kanye West’s Wife” doesn’t exist.

edit

I get it guys, I haven’t been keeping up with the Wests.

Custoslibera, (edited )

I’m not talking about Kim Kardashian.

Kanye West’s current wife most certainly exists.

jivandabeast,

Nah he’s remarried to someone named Bianca Censori

nicholasio, in Got any suggestions?

Just do it.

adhocfungus, in Got any suggestions?

I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.

some_guy, in Got any suggestions?

That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.

Whirling_Ashandarei, in Got any suggestions?

Bear down!

Also love the username, fellow Role Models fan?

breakcore, in Lies and Slander

Very slow clap …

Kecessa, in Got any suggestions?

Second day of the holidays > can’t stop pooping

Man this period isn’t good for your health…

Ghyste, in Lex fridman is Joe Rogan in a suit

Joke’s on you: I hate em both.

drdabbles, in Lex fridman is Joe Rogan in a suit
@drdabbles@lemmy.world avatar

Joe has a personality. It might suck, but Lex sucks at everything.

American_Communist22, in Meme drop part 1
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Long live Communism!

CluckN, in It’s honest work, probably

This isn’t even cropped right go eat a stale bagel

Haus, in Check mate
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

I wonder if Lorraine is an actual author or someone OP is mad at.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

Looks like she's an actual author. Couldn't tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

kn33, (edited )

Actual author, actual book

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/31b51670-3041-4cbb-a374-b898d91f47f2.jpeg

BradPittIsGod, (edited )

What. I literally stole this meme and posted it here because I thought it was funny

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