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Bitlummo, in Which pill do you choose?

Easy blue pill. If I had to redo my teenage years I would have told my ex-wife to fuck off before giving her a chance. Then I wouldn’t have my son and he is literally everything to me. Definitely couldn’t watch my son see his mom leave him again.

SturgiesYrFase, in No context
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My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he’d take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I’d have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Water, water, everywhere...
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I just lick it off

MystikIncarnate,

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

conorab, in MACHETE

“You’re now going to get machete’d to death!”

youtu.be/yfbi5vmouXE?feature=shared

EmperorHenry, in struggle
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it’s important to teach a dog how to swim as early as possible, that way they won’t freak out if they fall out of a boat on a lake or something.

CADmonkey, in Which pill do you choose?

I couldn’t imagine the stress of knowing what I know now and being sent back to when I was six years old. I’d be trapped with my parents.

I’d take the money. My wife is amazing, and we are very happy together, but a lot of things had to fall just right for us to end up together.

JATtho, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

I ate both. Nothing really happened to me, but the matrix has been glitching though…

max, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

I hope they keep with Linux…

OpenStars, in Cavity search
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Oh yeah… that. FR though, how about dinner?

cheese_greater, (edited ) in Honey Badger

— Oscar “Honey” Wilde

MasterNerd, in Terrorism
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It’s only terrorism when non-white people do it

AlolanYoda, in Why?

Wait, I don’t understand. Is there context I’m missing or am I just dense?

pyrflie, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

I grew up in abject poverty. Going back to 6 just means another 20+ years of struggle and hardship.

10 mill means safety for me and mine for a minimum of 100 years.

Why would I take the option that includes watching friends die of lack of money all over again rather than the one that results in stability for me and mine.

Anyone who says go back to 6 comes from family money.

FellowArmadello,

That’s not a money issue. There are people from poor places that had good childhoods, such as farming families. Not saying there wasn’t struggle tho.

shiftymccool, in Merriam-Webster defines terrorism as

And Kraft owns fucking everything so make an ai-generated image about mac and cheese being a weapon of mass destruction or something. Jesus, get a job

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in I was able to learn React though

That’s the fucking worst, when you put all this work into a free and open project only for the lead to be like “nah don’t like it”

Free and Open as in, free to do the work for them and Open for it to be rejected for almost no reason.

TheyCallMeHacked,

A project is in no way, shape, or form obliged to to accept and maintain your code, especially if it’s not a feature they want. If you want your feature so badly, maintain a soft-fork yourself. Don’t want to put in that effort yourself? Then why should the project maintainers?

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