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ThatWeirdGuy1001, in All the weird shit happens on nights
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Meanwhile day shift has twice as many people working with half the business then wants to complain when we didn’t clean up all their messes.

I’m sick of taking out trash bags that I put in the night before.

Xariphon, in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?

Because feeding people is Communism or something.

IkarusHagen2, in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?
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You want free lunch for kids.

I want free kids for lunch.

We are not the same

snausagesinablanket,
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leap123, in 10/10
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Indonesian here, it’s October 11th here.

thepiguy, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

Recently my parents got a car for emergency situations (like dropping my sister to school when busses are cancelled and she can’t bike because of rain). And when I did the research for a car with them, I realised just how good cars with sub 1L engines are (3-4l per 100km in the city). Sure, they are not gonna be fast, but they are still faster than the speed limit of 120km/h on our highways here. I am personally hoping to buy a rx8 or a na miata soon for enthusiast reasons. Modern transport should be 100% public.

Edit: grammar and spelling

KpntAutismus,

if public transport is a valid alternative (cheaper, less crowded, more comfortable) i will use it. but currenly it is not. so i will drive my 1st gen yaris 1.0. besides 70€ of gas a month, there ate no other operation costs.

Discombobulated_Back,

You fotgot taxes, repair and insurance costs…

yetAnotherUser,

You don’t factor in:

  • tires
  • oil changes
  • repairing broken parts
  • insurance
  • the loss of value over time
KpntAutismus,

fair points, a 1 litre car like this which is considered very safe basically costs nothing to ensure. i mainly forgot because it’s technically part of a company fleet of a family member, and they just pay the minescule bill.

it is a toyota. there are no broken parts.

i am not planning to sell it, it was already worth less than 1500€

oil doesn’t really cost much either, especially because i change it myself.

tires last really long and if you buy slightly used ones from someone who sold their car you can save a lot of money.

yetAnotherUser,

Well, then there’s also a bunch of other stuff I didn’t mention:

  • cleaning the car costs a little every now and thrn because you mustn’t do it in your driveway
  • speeding tickets and other violations occur depending on how well you abide by the rules
  • TÜV et al. cost a little every few years
  • some parts may break due to bad luck - even Toyota cannot prevent stone chips on your windshield

There are a lot of small hidden costs which all add up, even on cheap cars.

KpntAutismus,

which is all true. and that is the cost i’m willing to pay to drive my car. if you think you can not afford to drive a car, don’t.

Dirk, in introverts will understand
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“No, I have not. I do not categorize days in good or not good days. All days are the same shit, but on some days I care a little less.”

BlueKittyMeow, in let the bullshit flow through me

It meeeeeeeeee :D

Hellstormy, in Embrace the typoo
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During the night my car likes to lie on top of me and sleep.

Ddhuud,

It doesn’t exactly purr when you step on it.

Fades, in Cheese

This is how the elite sees the rest of us: brain dead morons that must be held to task and controlled or they will fuck off.

Absolutely disgusting seeing how the only people able to fuck off and do fuck all are said abusers of capitalism

Dirk, in Germans
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So we’re posting ancient memes again?

debil,

Ancient?! It clearly says “2 hours ago” ffs…

BrownianMotion, in Ring a bell and I'll salivate.
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Yet, the fact is that he never ever rang a bell for stimulus of the dogs!

www.cell.com/…/S0960-9822(03)00360-9.pdf

syl, (edited )

Oh, thanks for linking!

This is a nice fact to show everyone how much more knowledgeable I am, when compared to them. Some nice dinner conversation show off.

BrownianMotion,
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lol! I just find it interesting how stuff is misconstrued even before the time of the internet (this particular myth has been around for many decades).

However it reminds me of this advert, which implies that internet would make things better! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yckqyg75oE

FunkyMonk, in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?

The boomers free lunch was the planet they ate up. Nah I know it's the rich I'm j/k, but why give them free anything yeah, the children yearn for them mines and meatpackers.

DessertStorms,
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Hawk, in Cheese

People don’t seem to understand Boris is trying to fool search engines with these articles.

When searching for “Boris Johnson cheese” you used to get articles about his illegal cheese and wine party during the pandemic. Now you get articles like this.

Whenever you see an absurd Boris Johnson article, he’s trying to push down some other story on Google.

Buxton800,

Yeah, same with the £300 million to the NHS on the side of a bus. He then did some bizarre interview talking about how he makes model buses out of old boxes in his free time.

Killing_Spark,

The man out there doing search engine optimization in real life

NigelFrobisher, in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?

I get free lunch at work. Absolute game-changer.

dingus, in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?
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One of my local food banks has a community dinner once a month. The food isn’t anything to write home about, but it’s free.

VikingHippie,

The food isn’t anything to write about

Using that phrase in writing always tickles my funnybone with its inherent self-contradiction 😁

LesserAbe,

Sometimes I think about how we might make a public dining hall that people would choose to eat at, rather than go as a last resort. Sort of how U.S. public housing is dumpy while some European social housing is actually desirable.

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