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user, in Does it come with Existential Angst?

“Relive the classic adult activity!”

But that suggests we stopped doing that shit at some point lol

MiikCheque, in How do y'all say GIF?

how do you pronounce God, goo, grey, great, good, gun, gumption, goofy

plus jif is peanut butter

Pinklink,

While I agree with you on how it should be pronounced, not a good argument. Giraffe.

criitz,

Gift without the t, I always say

dokapuff,

That falls apart when you have all the words like bit and bite, made and mad, same and sam.

clearleaf,

I would accept gife (rhymes with life) with hard G before I accept jif.

dokapuff,

Then go fight the dictionary, both pronunciations are in there

criitz,

I disagree. If the letter your adding is E, it will change the promounciation of the vowel. That’s the function of the E. Adding a consonant like t doesn’t change the vowel sound (eg. How you would pronounce something like “sif” vs “sift” - no change in the vowel.

dokapuff,

Lasagna

criitz,

Fahrvergnügen

nightwatch_admin,

Geordie Laforge thumbs up

jeremyparker,

Gift is closer to gif than giraffe…

CalamityBalls, (edited )
@CalamityBalls@kbin.social avatar

Giant, geode, gel, george, gerbil. Just sayin'.

_stranger_,

same as Graphical.

AEsheron,

My favorite is the gif of the skubbah diver with a lassear beam on their frickin head.

_stranger_,

correct.

kambusha,

*Gust sayin’.

FooBarrington,

And McAfee!

Sorry, I meant giraffe.

FooBarrington,

I am underappreciated in my time.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: fileinfo.com/extension/jif

zammy95,

WOAH. Didn’t know about this. Maybe I can finally convince my mom… doubt.

redcalcium,

Also, if jizz is not spelled as gizz, so why would jif spelled as gif?

NightAuthor,

SCUBA

EmpathicVagrant,

I’m seeing vowel consonant vowel, that’s a long U in the new word regardless to what it stands for in the acronym.

femboys,

u choose all these unrelated words when theres GIFt

unnecessarygoat, in How do y'all say GIF?

Nobody mentions the people who pronounce it G-I-F

Pixel,

This right here, the only one that everyone can hate equally

aulin,

In Swedish we don’t really say Jay-pegg, because it doesn’t flow with the rest of the language. Due to it coming at a time when file extensions were limited to three characters on Windows, most people I know pronounce it JPG (Yee-pear-gear).

metostopholes, in How do y'all say GIF?
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G like the g in beige, with a long I. “Zhaif”

Vertelleus, in Roses are red
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“Do as I say, not as I do.”

OrganicIndependence, in Glizzy gobbler
xan, in Snails
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I showed this to my mom and she laughed really hard 😭😆

VikingHippie,

How old were you when your parents got divorced? 😉

Wright_oh, in How do y'all say GIF?

Jäif for all my PBS idea channel followers - www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmqy-Sp0txY

ezchili, in Roses are red

Hold on let him cook

cooopsspace, in Fall guy

Doom guy

TeoTwawki, (edited ) in On culinary crimes
@TeoTwawki@lemmy.world avatar

I’m italian from a family so italian we’re all walking stereotypes, and pinapple+black olive is my favorate pizza combination.

Mr_Blott,

You always know when someone says something like “we’re so Italian we…” that they’re definitely not from Italy

TeoTwawki,
@TeoTwawki@lemmy.world avatar

My grandparents imigrated with all 12 of thier kids (my aunts and uncles), you got a problem -lots of hand motions- wid that? Eh? Eh?

But seriously who started all this topping gatekeeping, pizza has spread all over the world with variations evrywhere.

Peaty,

I always loved hearing stories from kids that spoke Italian at home in NJ who then went to Italy to discover the 1850s era Sicilian they actually spoke was nothing like modern Italian.

Gadg8eer, in Trying to pay rent these days...
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I wish I could go back in time, “buy” those kids and raise them in safety and comfort. This is not an okay “joke” OP, and I see people are finally starting to realize what I realized in 2017 after watching that shitty movie “Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children” that literally drove me to insanity.

A lot of people don’t care about children, instead seeing them purely as a burden unless the child is forced to work. It’s disgusting and rooted entirely in overly conservative values.

Many who don’t fit into the above category are simply sexist and hate kids as being the result of either “being a traitor to your gender” (if you’re female) or “pussy whipped” (if you’re male).

This seems to have been the majority view since at least 2015, though I only noticed it when I realised children were being cast exclusively as villains, victims of the villains, or heroes who are forced to “grow up” over the course of the story. If proof is needed, I can provide a list of not one, not two, not three, but 33 different stories that do this and almost all of them are either made in the 2010s or became popular in some way in the 2010s.

duckythescientist,

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Gadg8eer,
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It’s also 2023 and I’m sick of pretending what happened didn’t happen just because the internet doesn’t like hearing about it.

swab148, in Roses are red
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It’s actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans

Player2, in How do y'all say GIF?

Yiff obviously

ComradeChairmanKGB, in Roses are red
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Whatever happened to the classics? Boomers are ruining the strawberry and whipped cream industries!

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