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Custoslibera, in It’s finger lickin shit

Why do I get the feeling the controller would be permanently greasy?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because the controller is just two drumsticks.

SuckMyWang,

I’ve heard the console can dispense refresher towelets

PR3CiSiON,

I thought it was just mashed taters

son_named_bort, in This is basically what drives the economy

Gets $25 gift card

Regifts it to friend

Friend regifts it to another friend

That friend gives it to me

Gets $25 gift card

Regifts it to friend and so forth

So yeah, we’re basically keeping the economy afloat.

lemmington_steele, (edited )

sorry, I’m a little slow today. how is this seemingly keeping the economy afloat?

Theharpyeagle,

Movement of money = economy

Gift cards are just fancy plastic money

Ergo, OP is doing God’s the invisible hand’s work.

Source: I am not an economist

SnotFlickerman, in fucking delicious
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Animals often love human food once they get a taste of it.

RustyShackleford,

Which makes sense, since humans are animals.

TrickDacy, in Google “search”
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

No matter how many times people shit on Google, it’s still the best search engine, as much as I wish it wasn’t so. But it is

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Not really. Especially after the first couple results, it’s clueless.

Gabu,

What are you on about, Google is complete shit.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Ok. I default to ddg but have to end up using Google half the time. It’s not for lack of trying.

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

That’s cuz DDG is terrible. Kagi is amazing in comparison to both.

vardogor,
@vardogor@mander.xyz avatar

kagi gives me much better results. i mean, it better, since it costs money.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I would pay for it, but when I looked at pricing I was pretty disappointed

vardogor,
@vardogor@mander.xyz avatar

they changed the $25 dollar tier to $10 recently. made it a lot more realistic for me, but i still wish it was lower

eclectic_electron,

People aren’t comparing it to alternatives, they’re comparing it to Google 5-10 years ago.

Google used to be astoundingly good at figuring out what it was you wanted, and finding out for you. Now there’s a lot more SEO garbage and meaningless fluff clogging every results page, and if your search could even remotely be related to buying something, it’s only products and ads.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I would agree it’s a little worse than it used to be, but the post implies it’s useless which is just false

petrol_sniff_king, (edited )

Dude, I switched from Google for the first time in my life a couple months ago because I couldn’t take it anymore.

Ads, ads, ads, ads, ads, ads, ads
Ai articles, Ai articles, Ai articles, Ai articles, Ai articles

The fact that google has a built-in graphing calculator just isn’t worth it.

I won’t forget this, actually: I was looking up what to do next in a game I was playing—very deliberately, I care a lot about spoilers—and the “people also ask” section implied, for no reason, this had nothing to do with what I wanted to know, that a character who died really early on apparently has things to say in chapter 9.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Ok. You can’t really avoid spoilers on the Internet though. That’s kind of common knowledge

petrol_sniff_king,

I do. I’m a professional.

That stupid answers thing only got me once, maybe twice, because I don’t let it anymore.

This kind of thing is a lot easier to control, though, when your results are what you wanted and not what you didn’t.

daFRAKKINpope, in Take it easy

The sun is going to explode, eventually. My guy. I still need somewhere to live. And I’m not about to go live in the bush.

Rakonat,

Sun will expand not explode. Still gonna burn the Earth though, assuming orbits don’t get wonky somehow

Jiggle_Physics,

And won’t happen for hundreds of millions, to a billion plus years.

Rakonat, (edited )

Thought it was 5 billion but at this point i don’t recall

Jiggle_Physics, (edited )

That’s until the life cycle of the sun ends and all it’s nuclear fuel will run out, forcing it into red giant, then white dwarf, forms. However, the sun will have expanded enough to make Earth uninhabitable, from what I can find, somewhere in the the neighborhood of 700ish million years, to 1.3 billion years.

blanketswithsmallpox,

We would’ve had solar engines for millions of years by then too. Isn’t that hard to move earth or the sun to a more habitable distance.

saigot,

The sun is currently exploding. It’s literally a giant constantly exploding nuke in the sky.

Centillionaire, in Seriously who patrols old posts...

If you use the Spider-Man glasses on/glasses off meme wrong, I won’t reply. I will just block you.

MrScottyTay,

You must both have a huge block list and very fun at parties

cmhickman358,
Pyr_Pressure, in This is basically what drives the economy

$75 gdp without having to do a god damn thing, and then the plastic gets tossed into a landfill.

grendel,
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

$100-$150, they either all had to buy a card or at least one of them had to buy one for others to regift.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

But 3•25=75 Am I missing something?

Squorlple,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

I had originally meant for the meme to communicate Person A buying one $25 card for Person B and one $25 card for Person C and Persons B and C buying the same for each other and Person A simultaneously, which would be $25 * 2 * 3 = $150 spent.

However, I also figure a non-simultaneous gift exchange could occur, which engenders a couple of other scenarios:

Person A could buy one $25 card for Person B, which Person B re-gifts to Person C, who then re-re-gifts it back to Person A, which would be $25 spent.

Alternatively, Person A buys one $25 card for Person B, Person B buys one $25 card for Person C, and Person C buys one $25 card for Person A. Each person then re-gifts their card to the remaining person who has never owned the card. The three original cards are again re-gifted from their third owner back to their original owner. $25 * 3 = $75 spent.

Fizz, in A hot dog shaped car just drove into Argentina!!
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Please tell me that’s not the president dressed up as an an cap aquaman

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I’m sorry 😔

taanegl,

We regret to inform you that a politician tried a funny.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Generally you don’t want your leader to dress up as a villain unless it’s blindingly self deprecating. At least that’s how I see it.

taanegl,

I’m not sure about that one. Plenty of generalisimo’s got into power, partly because of the drip - I would argue.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

drip is good. But dressing as an evil person is just screaming

I never thought leopards would eat MY face

AteshgaRubyTeeth, in I might move again. (Or not)

I’ve created my account at .world, anything I missed? Seems to work fine for me

Jessica, (edited )

They started defederating with piracy and trans instances and kept pushing a Discord server so I took off.

Oh and also Beehaw defederated with lemmy.world, and I wanted to see that content.

Second edit because I was reminded lemmy.world is still planning to federate with Threads, which I also wasn’t okay with.

AteshgaRubyTeeth,

So this would mean I wouldn’t see some piracy related content? Because I’m subscribed to some piracy communities and I think I can see the content.

I’m not really up to date with how the links between the different Lemmy instances work

Jessica,

You can check what a particular instance is federating and blocking at any time by visiting the instance page. Here is the one for lemmy.world lemmy.world/instances

Notably, it looks like they are federating with dbzer0 again.

AteshgaRubyTeeth,

Thanks for the information. This is putting me off on Lemmy a bit, feels like I got to keep up with the latest instance drama to ensure I have a good experience.

Guess that’s the trade of with a decentralized system for now.

trafficnab,

You can always look into hosting your own personal instance, then you choose the communities you see content from

pete_the_cat,

Same, I use World and in the Boost app I just select all or subscribed instead of local and I definitely still see the piracy community that I’m subscribed to 🤷‍♂️

AltheaHunter,

What trans instances have they defederated?

Jessica,

Now that I look, I think it was really just hexbear.net, which I didn’t agree with so I moved to another instance that didn’t have them blocked

AltheaHunter,

Calling hexbear a “trans instance” is pretty misleading. They’re explicitly political first and foremost, and happen to have a high concentration of trans/queer users. They were defederated by .world for being overbearing and disruptive, not because of their transness or queerness. Blahaj zone, by comparison, is explicitly a trans instance first and foremost, and is still federated by .world.

trafficnab,

I had to leave lemm.ee because they didn’t defederate from hexbear, any even slightly political post got spammed with 300 giant shock images, plus they suffer from the nazi bar syndrome but with tankies instead of nazis

Jessica,

I’m not really here to argue whether or not the defederation of dbzer0, hexbear, or lemmy grad was appropriate by world or the defederation of world by beehaw. I just wanted to have the option of seeing content from all those instances and I’m clearly not the only one.

blackn1ght,

This is the great thing about federation though right? You can just sign up to another instance and see their content. Personally I think it’s nice that there’s a large instance that’s free of them, sometimes it’s exhausting going through their annoying comments.

Jessica,

I assume when everyone talks about hexbear being annoying, they refer to the comment images or whatever, but I’ve been using Voyager (previously wefwef) this whole time and it’s always had those as a link by default so they don’t clutter up the comments for me.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Hexbear was defederated from world for the same reason they defederated from lemmygrad; the admins of world are anticommunists. You can make a very easy argument for banning hexbear for their toxic users, but the same can’t be said for lemmygrad who are way chiller.

AltheaHunter,

I seem to remember that given as the official reason, and there were certainly plenty of complaints along those lines. Whether that was a convenient excuse for anti-communist schemes or the actual reason I don’t know. Most likely it was some of both, at least in the case of hexbear.

Alexstarfire,

I’ve seen quite a bit of both on here so I’m not sure what your talking about. IDK admitting about hexbear.

liforra,
@liforra@endlesstalk.org avatar

Whats wrong with federating with threads tho?

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

The first one was one of my problems. I should add the info to my post.

RaoulDook, in An Academy award or Oscar at least.

No, how about an essay is an essay, no matter if you film yourself reading it or not. The content of the message is what is important, not the medium it’s presented in.

FireRetardant,

As true as that is, video essays may reach a wider audience due to their visual component that can keep people interested. Most people would rather watch a video than read an essay or listen to one.

Most people who make video essay videos include relevant footage, graphs/charts and diagrams, not just them sitting there and reading.

9point6, (edited )

Was gonna say, a video essay is almost an entirely distinct form of media from a written essay. And to conflate the two really disregards and diminishes a lot of the creative process that goes behind both.

A good written essay might make a terrible video essay, and vice versa.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Marshall McLuhan might disagree.

The medium is the message.

dmonzel,
@dmonzel@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you think a video essay is just someone reading off of a piece of paper in front of a camera?

RaoulDook,

Yep that’s what it means, a video of an essay. Unless you’re down with El Hombre or the vatos

KeenFlame,

No

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Are you upset that the Oscars only consider films and not books?

wolfshadowheart,

Producing a video and writing an essay are two very different forms of work.

But because there is a similar end result does not mean the process is remotely the same.

CallumWells, in Good morning ☕

And what would someone not using the capitalist drug of coffee be?

Valmond,

Tired!

CallumWells,

You do know that that’s not how it works, right? Look up how caffeine actually works and affects the body.

Valmond,

Well, tell me you don’t understand humour without saying you don’t understand humour.

CallumWells,

No need to get annoyed because your “joke” wasn’t funny. Do you understand humour? Because it doesn’t look that way.

Valmond,

Dude calm down.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Tired

worldsayshi, in "Look at me, brother." meme template but the second guy has a face.

Shouldn’t the flag be revealed in the last pane for it to work?

Khrux,

I think the punchline is showing how obviously connected the two things are, not what the final one is.

AgreeableLandscape, in What you do with the data is important.
@AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar
krolden,
@krolden@lemmy.ml avatar

Conspiracy theory is a derogatory term pushed by the CIA to discredit intents to question the status qoa.

Schrolli97, in Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Germans who celebrate christmas on the 24th: hold my bier

vaionko,

Finns who also celebrate on the 24th: hold my glögi

FlyingSquid, in No take backs?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What happens if you take both the red pill and the blue pill at the same time?

OttoVonNoob,

Diareah

pazzeda,

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