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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited ) in Essential NPC

Even before Harambe we had George W. Bush and the War on Terror. It was Jim Varney’s death that put us on this path. He was holding back the darkness.

RIP_Cheems, in Essential NPC
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When I make a game, I’m gonna put something like that into it.

Asafum, in Happy MLK day!

My bosses see color. They see the color of the person the holiday was based off of and use that as their decision for what holidays to axe.

I’m happy to have the Friday after Thanksgiving off too, but don’t for second think I don’t notice that it’s Juneteenth and MLK day that we “gave up.”

ULS, in other toys

What’s the point of this? I don’t get it.

RobotZap10000,

Adult toys

ULS,

Ha. For some reason I hadn’t caught the word mom the first time I saw this.

NaibofTabr,

You’ll understand when you’re older.

samus12345, (edited ) in Happy MLK day!
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“Don’t worry, this doesn’t effect combat. Just every other aspect of your life.”

RBWells, in You liar!

Our dryer does this to us:

Put clothes in, start it - it estimates 35 units of time. Come back in 15 minutes to check, it says 15 units left. Come back in 15 minutes, it now says 21 units left.

I am, like all of us, unsure of the fundamental nature of time. But the dryer even more so. The units are not one standard length, and they don’t move always in the same direction.

CatZoomies, in We thought AI would take over but we forgot about the ants
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BlanK0, in If pants wore pants...

First one definitely 😂

banneryear1868, (edited ) in Happy MLK day!

It is my intention to suggest that Americans, including many historians, tend to accord race a transhistorical, almost metaphysical, status that removes it from all possibility of analysis and understanding. Ideologies, including those of race, can be properly analyzed only at a safe distance from their terrain. To assume, by intention or default: that race is a phenomenon outside history, is to take a position within the terrain of racialist ideology and to become its unknowing -and therefore uncontesting- victim. (Barbara Fields, Ideology and Race in American History)

vzq, in The machine is always broken

Funny thing is that over here in Europe the ice cream machines seem to work almost all the time. I understand that it’s because they use a different brand of machines, but I’m not sure about the details.

ji17br,

Canada here, never encountered a broken machine.

EmpathicVagrant,

There they had to change the machines to the other brand because the ones they use here (us) was found to literally be designed to require a ton of maintinence so they could make money charging for repairs.

TLDR machine designed to break breaks a lot, not allowed in Europe.

ekZepp, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
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Personally i’m using Librewolf browser and not experiencing any of that. I do belive that even vanilla Firefox would do.

LunarVoyager,

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  • ekZepp, (edited )
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    Yes, you just set a Firefox account. You can also easily import your saved favourites.

    LunarVoyager,

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  • ekZepp,
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    Is quicker to search a tutorial

    ekZepp, in We thought AI would take over but we forgot about the ants
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    Mango, in The machine is always broken

    Kytch

    xia,

    Guilty.

    TheSparrowPrince, in We thought AI would take over but we forgot about the ants

    Ergo, reading is evil. Good job, library.

    joenforcer, (edited ) in The machine is always broken

    It’s almost never broken. I have only been turned away for a broken machine one time ever, and McFlurries are more or less a monthly treat.

    Sorry to break the internet meme, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t all that common.

    Makanar56,

    It’s probably locational and possibly the time of day. Since I understand cleaning them are a pain, certain locations may not prioritize it properly, or the downtime is always when you would go. The one by me for example has been down all of the 10+ times I’ve asked for something, but I know family members have gotten some ice cream there, so it’s not like permanently busted or anything.

    BCsven, (edited )

    The documentary on it explained that the cycles are timed to ensure proper cooling, and not warming too much for too long for sanitary reasons, so if an employee over filled the milk by a small amount the machine would sense the extra process time and default to needing a dump and clean. There was that raspberry pi device that would bypass that but for obvious reasons mcdonalds repair company lobbied against it.

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