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NickwithaC, (edited ) in Mmmm bezos
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“all right, I’ll meet you in the middle. You still die but I promise not to eat your remains.”

TheGiantKorean, in other toys
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Hey, this Buzz has a suction cup instead of feet!

marito,

That’d be Woody. Buzz has rumble instead of a laser.

son_named_bort, in Desperate to afford food

I like money, that’s the answer.

ConstantPain, in The machine is always broken

Even when it works, it’s still not ice cream.

abfarid, in Yo Dawg, new Outlook just dropped
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Gotta point out, that hasn’t been the Microsoft logo since Win7.

Edgarallenpwn,
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Gotta point out, that meme template has been around before then.

marcos,

As long as the same text continues relevant…

SnotFlickerman,
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*leans hard on cane:

Ya got a problem with crusty old memes, kid?

The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

In my day kids respected their elder memes… They regularly shitposted them and people were grateful for those crusty memes.

pimeys,

Abe gets the upvote.

JustARegularNerd,

If you really want to be pedantic… that’s not even the Microsoft logo to begin with. Microsoft didn’t use the Windows logo for their own company logo, at least during that time period.

Oh, and that’s Windows Vista’s logo anyway.

abfarid,
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That’s fair, I should’ve said “That logo hasn’t been used by MS since Win7”. But it’s still the same logo, minus the backdrop.

MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING,

The meme itself must be a good 15 years old too

ExLisper,

No, I just made it myself. It’s brand new and shiny.

ExLisper,

Sorry, I think the last Windows I had installed anywhere was XP. I was like “which windows logo is that? should I look it up?” but then I was like “nah, fuck it”.

abfarid,
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They used to go for the Distort tool. Then, the Skew tool was all the rage. And now, they realized that Photoshop subscriptions are a ripoff and stopped using it altogether.

user224,
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At least it’s recognizable. Windows 12 will probably be just a single blue square.

jubilationtcornpone, (edited )

“It’s a single pane window. A single pane of glass. It symbolizes the synergy between man and machine. Window 12 offers an enhanced user experience with greater simplicity and clarity. Also, we’ve revamped our mobile and iOT OS lines which we’re calling ‘Porthole 12’ and ‘Peephole 12’ respectively.” -Microsoft, Probably

thecrotch,

Microsoft doesn’t give things new names. It reuses the same name for a vastly different product to keep everyone confused. Outlook. Outlook (the hosted email service). Outlook express. Skype. Skype for business. Teams. Teams professional. Etc etc.

Spitzspot, in I'm shocked
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*Herman Cain enters the seance

Shake747, in Yo Dawg, new Outlook just dropped

That’ll be $400 for the privilege…

Starfighter, (edited )
  • $400 / yr
mryessir,

Meanwhile blindly installs it because its “free for now”.

0x0001, in Truth

Nah, fuck you

anarchy79, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Ha ha ha! This is a problem for you? I WAS BORN IN IT MOLDED BY IT

AngryCommieKender, in other toys

I thought they all burned up at the end of TS3?

EndlessKnotBoi,
@EndlessKnotBoi@lemm.ee avatar

They all came back with the power of love, friendship and making the company some money.

AngryCommieKender,

It’s a meme reference

yesman, in Yo Dawg, new Outlook just dropped

Motherfuckers laughing at this meme carrying a smartphone checking their Gmail.

Rentlar, (edited )

I have outlook, gmail, protonmail, Roundcube mail accounts but mostly managed via IMAP. Guess I get to laugh and cry…

jetsetdorito,

mailbox dot org gang 🤙

neidu2, (edited )

Mine is rooted and neutered. Something might leak through, but I’m not making it easy for them.

fossphi,

It’s not a binary thing. There’s steps

BCsven,

GrapheneOS is the answer. Apps can be sandboxed away from OS. No Gapps integrated into the OS. Camera disable button if you are really paranoid.

cyberpunk007,

The only thing I hated about that kinda thing is depending on the phone you lose the camera perks. If I install this on my pixel 6 pro, does everything function more or less the same? I don’t want to be taking shit photos after installing a rom

BCsven,

You can install the Google Pixel Camera app if you want the functionality they offer. Grant it access to network upon install, then grant camera, microphone, location, sensors, and access tp all storage or assign a storage space. Should work as you expect oyher than it doesn’t integrate with the GrapheneOS gallery app, and prompts you to install google photos. you can still access photos by opening the Graphene gallery.

pineapplelover,

Love the grapheneos representation on lemmy lol

Huschke,

I doubt the people you are describing are on Lemmy.

cyberpunk007,

Here I am. Doesn’t mean I’m OK with it either. Not enough time in the day to figure out another solution.

DarrenLong, in The machine is always broken

I feel for Americans and their broken McDonald’s ice cream machines… McFlurrys are bomb af

Deestan, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

Equally good ones without wifi crap are even more expensive I hate it all

Siegfried, in You liar!

Im still waiting for the last edit OP, dont leave us hanging

camelbeard,

I think it was 17:18 when the door lock finally opened. The very first time estimate said it should be ready at 16:10. So it was definitely a big lie.

balancedchaos, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

I bought an “analog” washing machine (I can’t believe I just wrote that) because of simplicity. The more complicated something is, the more difficult it is to repair, and the more potential points of failure there are.

Meowoem,

Yeah but washing machines either use a really simple micro controller or a whole load of really complex voltage based logic and control board electronics that even the guy who designed it couldn’t fix without a lot of writing notes and doing maths.

There’s more to go wrong on an old washing machine and each control board was unique to the machine so tracking down a replacement is hard - a nice simple raspberry pi Pico you can flash over WiFi would make it so easy to switch out one heater for another without too much thought about impedance or upgrade the turbidity sensor without desoldering resistors.

Plus it gives you infinite control over the program cycles allowing you to update up the best wash method for your detergent and lifestyle.

Of course you can only do that with an open source one. I think it’s coming, year of the open source desktop kitchen work surface coming soon.

CADmonkey,

There’s more to go wrong on an old washing machine and each control board was unique to the machine

What? Old washing machines just use switches and a cam that’s on a timer. Anyone who can read a basic schematic can figure out what is wrong with one.

Meowoem,

That’s not really true though, the electronics is pretty complex and requires significant work to use different components - I’m sitting next to a pile of dissembled washing machines so i could talk you through a few of the complexities involved in reworking those if you like

CADmonkey,

There are washing machines without anything more complex than a switch in them. If you really had a “pile of disassembled washing machines” you’d know that.

Meowoem,

Nothing to control the motor, nothing to control the heater, nothing to do timing or turn on and off water in and out?

Even a really shitty one has door lock sensor, temperature sensor, turbidity sensor…

Which means logic gates and transformers and things to shift voltages or control power flow.

That’s before you even get into the logic of controlled programs or advanced features like weight based energy saving.

A micro controller connected to a few relays and sensors could replace all the complex stuff and it’d cost far less, plus it could tell you which sensor is out. Plus it allows you to do otherwise very complex things like reprogram the current job while it’s running or to sync with other devices to limit max power load.

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