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brbposting, in chow time
Bread, in Its the only way.

Yeet? No. Eat. Yes. We reduce pollution and world hunger at the same time!

AngryCommieKender,

Trebuchets require no permits to own or operate, are environmentally friendly, and can yeet the fattest of fat cats over 100m. That should be sufficient.

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Bread,

I like the way you think.

zeekaran, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.

This happened to me today, what a coincidence.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

You hit OP with your BMW?

Mango, in that's how it works, right?

I became the top ranked Project Muse player by accident. 😎

Turns out that obsession can make you good.

son_named_bort, in Target Acquired

So that’s why the door fell off…

some_guy, in Got Promotion

My father was very high-achieving in business, so when he gave me the following piece of advice, it was truly unexpected. He told me, “if you can get away with only putting in maybe 85% and still get things done, maybe only give 85%.”

I expected some holier than thou “you must give it your all,” but he taught me to coast when I can do so and still meet expectations.

ohlaph,

I have found the same to be great for work life balance!

EmperorHenry, in Got Promotion
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

fight smarter, not harder.

nivellian,
@nivellian@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

🤮

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t know what you’re barfing about, but you should get that checked out by a doctor.

TheDeepState, in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place

This is truest thing I’ve seen on Lemmy.

UPGRAYEDD,

Love the star trek memes. And like all things linux, i understand like 20% and the rest goes over my head

son_named_bort, in that's how it works, right?
setsneedtofeed, in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Hey uhhhh you know Battletech and Warhammer are both pretty cool. They’re kinda like Star Trek (except the opposite).

Anyways.

!battletech

!warhammer40k

ExtraMedicated, in Venus de Milo

She wouldn’t have needed to if he would get off his lazy ass once in a while to help.

Custoslibera, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.
  • Blinker
  • Mustn’t
  • Work
cyberpunk007,

It’s out of blinker fluid.

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is literally the first time I have ever seen someone say “mustn’t” on the internet

Custoslibera,

Did you think it wasn’t a real word and google it?

I live in the hope you did.

Not today Lemmy grammar Nazis…not today.

CallumWells,

A true grammar Nazi would obviously know that it is a proper contraction. No true Scotsman and all that ;P

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I didn’t, I know it’s a word in British English, I just wanted to say it’s rare and I haven’t seen anyone say it on the internet

Also yeah, I’m not a native language speaker

(And what do you mean by the nazi part? Why would you call anyone a nazi over something like a word?)

n7gifmdn,
@n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca avatar

similarly shan’t became a go to work among my clique in high school once we learned it.

Custoslibera,

Grammar Nazi is an english term that means someone who is very strict about using correct words and punctuation.

It is meant to be humorous. It does not mean they are a Nazi.

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah sorry then, I didn’t quite get that (as said I’m not a native), just wanted to point out a fun coincidence since we learnt that word a few months back in English class

Thanks for telling me

Custoslibera,

My pleasure. Hope your English studies go well.

nao,

It looks less weird when not capitalized

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Blinkers on BMWs are not included in the basic package.

zurohki,

Blinker subscription must’ve expired.

streetfestival, in Venus de Milo
@streetfestival@lemmy.ca avatar

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  • Traister101,

    Nooooo really?

    anytimesoon,

    Down votes is the price you pay for trying to be informative

    streetfestival, (edited )
    @streetfestival@lemmy.ca avatar

    Thank you, kind Lemmy, I appreciate it. Getting down-voted and mocked for trying to add context that some might find useful (judgeing by the title and top-rated comment) is one of the more negative experiences I’ve had on Lemmy

    Mango, in Venus de Milo

    Multiple trips is for pussies.

    Rentlar, in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place

    Aww. Great meme. I do my part and try to post pictures in !Vancouver and !Toronto every few days.

    Once I’m done posting all my pictures, in a few months, I will probably repost them to a pictures community on Lemmy for more people to see.

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