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Omega_Haxors, in Is this how Sealand was formed too?

Nazi meme format.

mypasswordistaco,
@mypasswordistaco@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

???

Wutchilli,

Do you care to explain why the country/polandball meme format is a nazi meme format?

xusontha, (edited )

Oh great it’s you again

regardless of the absurdity of what you’re saying, do you even know what nazis are? I’m not sure cuz you said this:

Nazism was basically just liberalism taken to its conclusion. Rich people get to live in comfort as poor people die in a mass genocide. (lemmy.ml/comment/4865175)

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Yes it me again, and I’m going to continue calling out problematic shit when I see it. Silencing tactics don’t work on me because i’m morally in the right and know it. This combined with your reaction to my other post proves that your siding with nazism goes more than passive and i’m not going to just sit around and watch as you influence the culture of Lemmy towards fascism.

xusontha,

silencing tactics

what like using evidence and calling you out when you’re wrong?

siding with nazism… influence the culture of Lemmy towards facism

bro are you high all I do is post Star Trek memes which is like the OPPOSITE side of the political spectrum

also your argument about the polandball supporting nazis first doesnt make sense secondly you’re doing the same thing but with tankies by advocating for the .ml instance

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Yes I am, because unlike your genocidal ideology, the “tankies” are actually on the right side of history.

Anticommunism is indistinguishable from profascism.

Comment105,

What the fuck is wrong with you? “tankies are on the right side of history”? Grab a shotgun and blow your face off.

xusontha,

I… don’t even know what to say to this it’s so wrong

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Nah it’s not wrong, you’re just a fascist. Go post your fash shit on a different instance. I set up here specifically to get away from that.

xusontha,

If you say things that aren’t facist are facist then I don’t think you can ever get away from facism

Omega_Haxors,

I looked more into it and it’s even worse than I originally knew about. Jesus fucking Christ. Yep i’m out.

xusontha,

At this point you’re just baiting cuz you have nothing to argue

accideath,

What the fuck happened here?

xusontha,

Pretty much just read this thread and this one

zazaserty,
@zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Are you okay? You look like you need some help…

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

tankie: red fascist

AI_toothbrush,

They didnt even mention communism. Tankies are a totally different thing. I dont care if you think communism is a good economical system what i care about is that you support regimes killed millions of innocent people some of which were my family because they lived in the soviet union. Fuck the soviet union fuck the chinese communist party and fuck tankies. All tankies are delusional. There was no equality in that shithole called the soviet union. I dont ususally namecall and try to be politically correct but i cant be when someone supports something so vile and evil.

Omega_Haxors,

Let me guess, they took your slaves?

AI_toothbrush,

What are you even talking about? I feel like you live in your own little bubble. I know people whos family members got shipped to work camps because they harvested theyre own crops because they were dying from starvation. And nobody had slaves in eastern europe for a very long time. The onlg slaves in modern times were the poor people who worked all day for nothing in a dictatorship. Im not saying todays america is much better for example but in europe a lot of places are much better.

HerbalGamer,

hey so fellow tankie here…

why is this a nazi meme? genuinely confused.

Omega_Haxors,

You seriously think i’m going to fall for that…?

HerbalGamer,

Sorry, you can privately message me if that makes you more comfortable.

cows_are_underrated,

Bro, I have read enough about Nazis and even spoke with people who lived during this time. That’s devinetly not a Nazi meme. If you think this is a Nazi meme than explain me how taking land from the sea is the same as killing 6 millions Jews, millions of ost European civilians, conquering the entirety of Europe and building a terror based dictatorship?

Comment105,

“Morally in the right” says the communist and moral relativist with a penchant for arranged marriages and ridiculously stupid trials of manhood.

TvanBuuren,

Tell me please how this is a nazi meme format.

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in She speaks from the fart
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Shit Emily, that's deep.

rug_burn, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

Literally fucking happening to me now. Fuck my company for pushing updates on Friday

giantfloppycock, in She speaks from the fart

God I love this comment section

shiveyarbles, in She speaks from the fart

This new information has changed my mind on this topic

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

There he is! Come on, angry mob, let’s all fart on this heathen!

AI_toothbrush, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

Never post a windows meme on lemmy. Grave mistake. I use nixos btw

bleistift2,

I couldn’t find a Windows meme community (interesting), so I thought, an anti-Windows meme is kind of a Linux meme.

asexualchangeling,

There needs to be an anti windows community, that way the linux communities can settle down a bit and actually discuss linux

dansity,

i use gentoo btw, you still need to learn. You are not a real linux user if your kernel is not compiling for 3 hours.

cows_are_underrated,

I use Arch btw.

chocobo13z,

Compiling from a good ol’ P4, are we?

shiveyarbles, in I have also brought my pasta associate.

Get your spaghet and jet

Omega_Haxors, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.

Upvote this to the front page so that lemmy world sees it.

OprahsedCreature,

Hard to notice something when you close your eyes and plug your ears

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

More important is having human soul. They are a bunch of pro-Zionist inbreds.

bastian_5, in Definetly.

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

SomeBoyo,

This is a repost from a 1000 years ago.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

This was around the time the Memeluk Sultanate ruled Egypt, yeah?

cmder, in Veggietales

ILoveAnalSex

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Don’t we all?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Funnier in the context of VeggieTales being Christian morality tales.

MokMokFIsh, in Killed vs Died

i live in the uk and the amount of times people srgue about the bbc being politically biased is funny

skizzles,

This is probably just a use of different words to not sound repetitive.

Before anyone starts screaming at me. I’m not taking sides.

The whole thing is fucked and I don’t know enough about it all to form an educated opinion. Ethnic genocide does appear to be what’s happening with my limited knowledge and that is insane, but even in this day and age I am not surprised in the least. That’s as far as my opinion goes on the matter.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This is probably just a use of different words to not sound repetitive.

Then the BBC could have said something like “More than 500 people were slain in Gaza.” They should have used a word that implies that the more than 500 people were actively put to death somehow, like killed or slain.

Keep in mind that the BBC are journalists; they literally do this for a living. Even if it was an innocent mistake, which I 1000% do not believe it is, it would still be an egregious fuck-up. But we know it’s not a fuck-up…

520,

Then the argument would have been about died/slain.

No one is imagining 500 deaths in a string of events is people peacefully passing away in the night.

WalrusDragonOnABike,

It would have been killed/slain, which are pretty equivalent.

Passive vs active language does make a difference in emotion reaction to things.

Unaware7013,

This is probably just a use of different words to not sound repetitive.

Then why do they only do it in the same way, every time, and for other western powers? For example, this is from 2005:

"On the March 18 CBS Evening News, reporter Byron Pitts gave these figures: “Today, U.S. deaths number more than 1,500. There are no exact figures for Iraqi fatalities, but estimates are for every American killed, 11 Iraqis died.” In other words, more than 16,500 Iraqi deaths."

Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, but decades of examples are clearly a system pattern.

Godort, in She speaks from the fart

Farts are universally funny. Like sex jokes, they transcend time and language.

In fact, the oldest joke we have discovered was a fart joke:

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial… A young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

Compare that to a different joke from about 200 years later:

A dog entered into a tavern and said, 'I cannot see anything. I shall open this one

It doesn’t matter where or when you’re from, nor does it matter what language you speak, farts are funny and will continue to be funny forever.

AngrilyEatingMuffins,

I used perplexity to find some more ancient fart jokes

One example of an ancient fart joke can be found in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. In the Miller’s Tale, two characters, Nicholas and Absalom, are competing for the same girl. Nicholas decides to humiliate his rival by waiting at the window for Absalom to beckon the girl. Just when he does, Nicholas lets out a fart with a noise as loud as a clap of thunder, almost overcoming Absalom with its force.

Another example from classical times appeared in "Apocolocyntosis" or "The Pumpkinification of Claudius," a satire attributed to Seneca on the late Roman emperor. In this text, a character named Nicholas lets out a fart as great as a thunderclap, which almost blinds the person struck by it.

The medieval Latin joke book "Facetiae" by Poggio Bracciolini also includes six tales about farting, although the specific jokes are not detailed in the search results

TheGayTramp,
@TheGayTramp@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m assuming the bread pumpernickel which literally means “farting Nicholas” must be related to these jokes. Why does Nicholas always fart?

xusontha, in I hate to tell ya...

I mean isn’t Hell the spookiest of Halloween parties, given the number of skeletons?

WorkIsSlow,

When bodies deteriorate only the bones stick around. This is because only our fleshy goo travels to the afterlife.

Hell is filled with piles of goo people.

xusontha,

big ol’ flamin blobs of goo

that is unreasonably funny to me

darkpanda,

Well, inside all of us there’s a skeleton trying to get out.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Is this how Sealand was formed too?

YESSSSS COUNTRYBALLS

keropoktasen, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.

This is highly misleading. Hamas is not palestine and vice versa. What israel is fighting against is hamas, who are cowardly hiding behind civilians. The only reason the israeli can survive thousands of rocket launch from hamas over the years was because of their superior defence system. Hamas’ own rocket sometimes fell into their own territory, killing palestinian, but many people would just shut their eyes to this.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Hamas is the only defense line of Palestine, so militarily, Hamas has been Palestine for a very long time.

onkyo,

This reminds me of that movie where the bad guy takes a bunch of hostages as a human shield and the good guy just kills all of them so he can kill the bad guy. Wait… that never happens

dutchkimble,

That movie was called Sri Lanka I believe

keropoktasen,

Wait what? Are you seriously comparing this to a movie?

onkyo,

Nah I’m saying you have less moral understanding than most basic hollywood movies.

matcha_addict,

Israel is fighting against all of Palestine, not just Hamas.

who are cowardly hiding behind civilians

Israel won’t let civilians outside of Gaza. They want Hamas to be among civilians. Moreover, Israel brutalizes Palestinians who live inside Israeli borders, without Hamas troops present.

Modern_medicine_isnt,

I think you are stretching. They don’t want civilians mixed in with hamas. The political damage it does to them is not insignificant. But there is no way they can tell which people are civilians to let out and which are civilians. Not saying they are the good guys either though.

matcha_addict,

They absolutely do. Their goal is ethnic cleansing. Every Israeli policy is about forcing Palestinians outside of Palestine. Why else are most Palestinians never allowed to come back if they leave, or given hell for it in the minority cases that they are?

You can absolutely verify a civilian. Are you kidding me?!! You guys will say anything to justify keeping people in a concentrstjon camp. I can’t believe the degree of heartlessness.

Modern_medicine_isnt,

As you claim others will say anything, you do litterally that. You claim to know the minds and intentions of how many people? Are you a mind reader? Clairvoyant? And I doubt you have knowledge of even 1% of the Isreali policies, yet claim they all have one goal.
Do you even know you can support a side without spewing false BS. There are plenty of reasonable arguments, but you choose to sound like someone on fox news instead. You hurt your cause more then help it.

matcha_addict,

I did not mean literally every written rule of Israel. I obviously do not have the bandwidth to read them all. But Israel’s policy against Palestinians is that. I’m sure you knew what I meant.

Ookami38,

Are you implying that the goal, either directly or indirectly, of the entire Middle East outside of Israel ISN’T ethnic cleansing? I’m pretty sure the second Israel can’t or chooses not to stand against Hamas as strongly as they are, they’ll be targets of pretty much every other nation in the region. The world hates jews, particularly that region. Both sides are absolute disgraces to humanity, and I’m not willing to call a blatant act of terrorism on either side in ANY way justified.

matcha_addict,

Why lump Palestinians with what corrupt governments installed by the West (like Israel) hundreds if not thousands of kilometers away have done?

We already know how Palestinians treated Jewish migrations prior to Israel’s creation. When Europe was persecuring jews, Palestinians were teaching Jewish refugees how to farm (because in many parts of Europe, they weren’t allowed to).

But your “we have to massacre Palestinians, because what if we don’t, have you not considered they may massacre us too???!!”. This colonial mindset is nonsensical.

keropoktasen,

What israel did was, they gave warnings to civilians whenever they target any building but there’s no perfect system that can precisely hit the target and prevent casualities. Do you see hamas doing the same? They indiscriminately send rockets that would’ve surely hit israel civilians if not for the iron dome. So from there, we can see who the bad guy is.

Strawberry,

Their “warning” consists of shooting a smaller missile at the roof of a building a few minutes before the main missile. Obviously a great and super effective warning

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

What israel did was, they gave warnings to civilians whenever they target any building but there’s no perfect system that can precisely hit the target and prevent casualities.

"No Perfect System"

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-palestine-war-gaza-area-bombed-after-warning-to-move

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/israel-bombs-egypt-border-crossing-it-had-touted-as-an-escape-route-for-besieged-palestinians/ar-AA1hYfk2

matcha_addict,

What good does a warning do?

Hey, I’m about to obliterate your neighborhood in 12 hours. Get ready.

Gee thanks, don’t know what I would’ve done. Now I’m sure you’ll at least let me seek refuge in the territories you occupy, Israel, right? Right?!!

Hamas missiles target military installations, not civilians. Israel has the modern weaponry to only target the militants, whereas Hamas doesn’t. Yet Israel’s casualties have magnitudes more of civilians than Hamas, despite their imprecise weapons.

Ookami38,

The difference is, hamas uses civilian buildings AS military buildings. They literally use their brethren as shields, so they can say “you can’t attack us or it’s a humanitarian crisis!”

Yes, bombing civilian buildings SUCKS, but we have to also at least acknowledge the wrongs of Hamas here, acknowledge how they’ve pretty much left no other options.

Carlo,

Hamas missiles target military installations, not civilians.

Hey, I agree with most of what you’re saying in this thread, but that seems disingenuous. First of all, Hamas seems to have developed a home-grown rocket manufacturing capability, undoubtedly with the support of the IRGC. While they probably hold some precision-guided munitions in reserve, they’ve yet to demonstrate that. So, at present, any reference to Hamas missiles is moot.

Moreover, Hamas has, in recent days, specifically targeted Israeli civilians. Setting aside any partisan reporting, there is overwhelming evidence that Hamas intentionally murdered hundreds of civilians. That being the case, your imprecation that

Hamas missiles target military installations

seems pretty disingenuous.

Is Bibi the good guy here? Of fucking course not. Aside from widely-reported ‘intelligence failures’, he’s on the record supporting Hamas, in order to prop up his own fascist regime. If anyone’s more guilty than Hamas, it’s fucking Netanyahu.

matcha_addict,

Hamas seems to have developed a home-grown rocket manufacturing capability

That exactly tells you why it’s so imprecise. Israel has weapons created by the world’s top rocket scientists and the most precise manufacturing facilities, and for Hamas it’s people who barely have couple hours of electricity per day putting something together in one of the most densely populated areas, full of rubble and destruction.

When I say they “target” military facilities, I mean that’s what they aim for. Not that they have the high military capabilities to never miss.

Moreover, Hamas has, in recent days, specifically targeted Israeli civilians

I don’t deny that there are individuals in Hamas who have targeted civilians or killed them needlessly. Hamas is a resistance militia and not a hive mind. Unfortunately, living your entire life in a concentration camp with limited food and electricity, watching families burning alive and buildings coming down may lead you to hate people who are rave dancing on the gates of your open air prison, or even the regular civilians. It is not rational, but it is bound to happen. And because of this, I blame Israel.

And I don’t blame Israel to absolve Hamas of blame. Hamas leadership is complicit in ignoring civilian killing, I do not deny this. But blaming Hamas will drive no significant change. The root cause of these issues is Israel. At the very least, the civilian killings are usually individual actions, and Hamas’ military campaigns target the military. Whereas for Israel, civilians are target, and Hamas is their tool to convince Israelis that bombing Gaza is good.

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