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uphillbothways, in Good morning ☕
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Regular handled pan of water on the stove. Add coffee grounds to water 30-60 seconds after removing from boil, to allow water to dip a few degrees under 100 C. Let sit for a while. Pour through fine mesh sieve into cup.

jballs, (edited ) in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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For anyone else who was out of the loop, this is a joke from the IT Crowd when (in the show) England was changing their emergency services numbers:

From today, dialing 999 won’t get you the emergency services. And that’s not the only thing that’s changing. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better-looking drivers mean they’re not just the emergency services — they’re your emergency services. So, remember the new number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3.

Edit: Edited for clarification that this was a joke in the show and England did not change their emergency services number IRL.

trolololol,

Did you actually mean in real fictional life

Lolol

Zerush,
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0118 999 881 999 119 752… 3 is the Pastor, not confuse

r00ty,
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We never changed emergency numbers. It might have referred to when we changed directory enquiries from a single one operated by your phone provider to multiple options with the prefix 118 xxx. Or perhaps when we extended emergency services to also have non emergency numbers for police and health issues.

Otherwise it's been 999 for decades (with 112 also routed to the same).

GeneralEmergency,

Are you sure about that. They specifically called out England and not the UK. That is a sure fire way to tell that they know what they’re talking about.

tristan,

It was the IT crowd, a TV show, not real life

r00ty,
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No, really? Wow, this is completely new information!

meekah,
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The original comment did read like it was an actual thing happening in England, though

Aggravationstation,

It did, but the numbers never changed.

I’ve lived in England for all of my 36 years and it’s always been 999.

15liam20,

How do you know? When is the last time you checked?

Aggravationstation,

You’re right. I’d best give them a call to be on the safe side. Sure they won’t mind if I explain why.

jballs, (edited )
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I’m not British, so I don’t know the history of this. The article I took my info specifically said:

Until 2003, you could call directory enquiries (to find out the phone number of someone if you knew their name and address) by dialing 192. That system was privatized, and you had to dial 118 NNN, where the NNN was the number assigned to a commercial service provider, the most famous of which became 118 118.

So the joke in the show was basically, “what if we did to emergency services what we did to directory enquiries”.

Aggravationstation,

Lol yea, I forgot that happened.

Don’t think I’ve ever used directory enquiries in my life. I was 16 in 2003 and we already had the internet at home by then.

telllos, in Google “search”

I use Google search when I want to buy something, for some reason, it gets good résultats when I want to buy from my country. but if you want reliable results for a product review, you have to look elsewhere.

Railing5132,

Makes sense. It’s an advertisement platform.

EvilEyedPanda, in When you wait until the very last moment to buy christmas presents

Gotta go shopping after work today!

slacktoid, in The land of the fee and the home of the bribe
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National language is legalese and is only spoken by a small minority of the population.

balderdash9, in Google “search”

Lemmy really likes Tweets lol

dangblingus, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

I’m not a window cleaner!

01189998819991197253,
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No, sorry. I really only work on Windows.

lemmy, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

Had to flip my phone to make sure it wasn’t a boobs meme with the calculator

Rustmilian, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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Notice that’s there’s no 911.

ElBarto,
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When you sing the handy tune it does.

r00ty,
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Maybe if the failed us version got that far it would have included 911 instead.

Rustmilian, (edited )
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Like US police give a shit to begin with.
They’re too busy beating the homeless.

netburnr, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Clbull,

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Viking_Hippie,

The trouble with Arsenal is they try to walk the ball into the net

01189998819991197253,
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Is someone crying?

kambusha, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

Subject: Fire!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises. No, that’s too formal…

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire! Fire! Help me - 123 calendon road.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

All the best, Maurice Moss

toasteecup,

I’ll just put this fire with the rest of the fire

MonkeMischief,

Woo that’s a NICE screen saver! It looks so…real…ANYWAY

flicker, (edited )

I love the way the smoke seems to be coming off of the top of it...

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

[bam]

We got a report about a fire

MonkeMischief,

🔥 🧯

“Why’s it done that?”

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/954fc04a-897c-4f80-ba7c-baf8e3f2063b.png

“…ooOOoohhh…”

Camille, in Me, on Monday
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I can hear his annoying voice explaining with way too many words what this single slice of apple pie would do to him… Hypothetically

Karlos_Cantana, in I'd prefer to just stay home, thanks.
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I'd also like to make her come.

aulin, in Google “search”

I’ve used Startpage for a year or more on my main computer and it works okay.

But if anyone has any tips for a search engine that actually supports queries with boolean logic and such, I’d be all for it. Lately they all seem to just not do that anymore.

I vastly prefer a search engine in the EU, that respects the privacy laws here.

ares35, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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it's an old one, now.. but it never gets old.

grue,

it’s an old one, now…

You can tell by the comically-large '90s cellphone!

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