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lugal, in The size of a what

I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image

AVincentInSpace, in oof

i’m curious now

usually censorship is used to replace a strong word with a milder one, or to change the meaning of the text

what word in this meme was so egregious that OP saw fit to replace it with “fucking”

wh0_cares,

My best guess is that it originally was “fucking,” someone censored it to something like “hecking,” then someone else censored the censor back to “fucking”

Misconduct,

I kinda love this journey though

kamen,

Who doesn’t love fucking?

BodilessGaze,

Asexuals?

spudwart, in The size of a what
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock.

pete_the_cat,

Do you smeeeeelllllllllll what it’s cooking?

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hopefully pizza, because I’m starving!

qisope,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

astonishingly in the shape of a boulder

RepulsiveDog4415, in *monch*

This is why we can’t have nice things.

lugal, in Dilema

Hypocrites! The ones in the trolley are the one in motion

bfg9k, in Accurate.
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

ESH.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in The size of a what
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

148 millimeter 78?

Streptember,

Highway 145, mile marker 78.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oh… Well that’s just annoying.

rob64,

It is. I’m American and millimeter was my first thought as well

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I too come from the land of Fuck You.

Ho there cousin!

JewGoblin, in oof

just be a Pirate, and support your fav artist if you enjoy their work

Limitless_screaming, in Dilema
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

Do you even know what the rest of the people on the tracks will do if you stop the trolley? You will be responsible for what happens to the trolley operators and passengers.

nanoUFO, in The old dilemma
@nanoUFO@sh.itjust.works avatar

You have time you just allocate it to different things, that is unless you just had a kid.

justhach, in The size of a what
@justhach@lemmy.world avatar

Americans will use anything but metric smdh.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

My feet are 0.83 feet long

qisope,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

you’re not legally allowed to call them feet then

Sotuanduso,

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

lugal,

Ok, my pheet are 0.83 pheet long

Much better

coffeebiscuit,

Feetish

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

n7gifmdn,
@n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca avatar

I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

ioney,

83/100 feet

Rodeo,

Unless you’re doing any kind of precision manufacturing, then it’s decimal inch notation.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

The steel that I cut has thickness measured in millimeters, the program wants it in fraction inches, and the torch spacing is in decimal inches. It’s a catastrophe but Im getting pretty good at in/mm conversion

saltesc, in Dilema

I literally thought of this yesterday.

“Hold up. Why have I been put in this situation? Where’s those responsible? Has anyone gone after the bridge guy, the brakes guy? Is anyone trying to get the sick fucks tying people down on tracks? What’s being put in place to prevent this? Fences?Cameras? E-brakes? Who has liability and are they getting investigated?”

“Just Shutup and choose.”

“I guess B is most logical.”

“Oooh, you’re a sick murderer and just want people dead!”

It’s hard to participate when most people only have an A/B, us/them, left/right, right/wrong mentality view on things when it’s obviously more complex when viewed from a few steps back. It’s being stuck in either yard or on the fence, but if you climb a tree you’ll realise there’s many more yards and fences to the street to consider.

Ilovethebomb,

I rather think you’re missing the point.

saltesc,

Well, that doesn’t mean I can’t share something I thought of the other day before seeing this reminder :)

duxbellorum,

Very appropriate metaphors — Hamas tying people to the tracks is really surprisingly on the nose.

MyFeetOwnMySoul,

It’s seems to me that Hamas is to Israel as the Taliban were to the United States (and co-conspirators)

duxbellorum,

Old or new taliban?

MyFeetOwnMySoul,

Afghan mujahideen

octoperson,

Enough with that! You can’t question the trolley situation, it’s been like this for generations. Get on board. We have flags!

Defenestrator,
isVeryLoud,

How dare you kill that person, that makes you a murderer!!!1!

Shardikprime,

To save billions

SkyezOpen,

It’s trolley problems all the way down.

flambonkscious,

Your last paragraph is so good - thanks

columns_columns, in Very misleading name

TIL that the anarchists cookbook was not just something from Dungeon Crawler Carl…

eochaid, in oof
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

The better comparison with Spotify is that it’s a mafia that you pay $11 / month for the rest of your life and they give you a bunch of free music but if you ever stop paying, they’ll bust into your house and take it all away.

Vs. spending $10 for an album you might not like but you can sell it, give it to a friend, or put it in storage for 10 years until you find it during a move and realize your tastes changed and now this album fucking rocks (happened to me with a few things).

Oh and Bandcamp ftw. You can listen to most albums free for a few times and when you buy it, you own it forever w/o DRM - plus if you buy a hardcopy, you get a digital one included. I used to use Napster like that - as a shit quality preview of an album I might end up buying later.

teamevil,

Bandcamp just got purchased by a shit head company and is laying off staff…I’ve got 1500+ albums on bandcamp it’s fucking great and about to be fucked.

HKayn,
@HKayn@dormi.zone avatar

Why is it a shit head company?

eochaid,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, but they give you DRM free downloads. If EPIC kills them, you still own every album as long as you download it. I’ll be sad if Bandcamp dies, but I can still play all music I got from it. That’s the way it should be.

teamevil,

Oh I am doing just that, it is going to be a pain in the ass, but I am going to download the full library in FLAC format. And it not Epic anymore is Songster or something like that.

roon, in Oh no…
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Is that the Samsung drawer I see on the top left of the screenshot?

Ataraxia,

Lol why is it visible. Mine is completely transparent.

roon,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s supposed to hide itself during screenshots

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar
roon,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar
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