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Cowbee, in If only dreams came true

It would be even nicer if Conservatives stopped being Conservatives. The Overton Window needs to be moved way more to the left.

Diva, (edited )
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Stop conservatives from being conservative with one weird trick!

spoiler(explicit call for violence)

ComaScript,

As a foreigner sometimes I wonder who’s really the fascist…

Diva,
@Diva@lemmy.ml avatar

Guess what, political violence goes both ways, the best place for a fascist is in the ground.

1847953620,

or in a bbq grill

Jay, in Get in the ocea Fishji!

SpongeBob stayed underwater. He still has to work and has a lot on his plate.

jaybone, in Email clients

I was expecting a thunderbird meme.

dudinax, in Impossible

Mom: I told you 20 minutes a go to get down here. You: It’s the same match. Mom: The matches have a time limit of 5 minutes.

Caradoc879,

Lol yep gamer parents know all the tricks. We came up with them.

ericbomb,

Oh I’m actually playing age of empires 2 black forest tonight.

Dudewitbow,

Starts a forest nothing game

ericbomb,

On turbo?..

On turbo right?

Dudewitbow,

Forest Nothing…

Slow…

Huns/Turks only (no onager)

Seasoned_Greetings,

Honestly, still your fault for starting that mess before dinner

ericbomb,

How was i supposed to know 1v1 vikings only on HD patch was gonna take so long???

clearleaf, in If only dreams came true

Yawn

tslnox, in Birds are great

U want sum fuk?

bingbong,

Sure, but beware, I’m a horned screamer

cobra89, in Birds are great
RememberTheApollo_, in Impossible

lol, and the kid starts a new match anyway.

m0darn,

Games need a ‘this is the last match for me’ switch. The number of times I’ve reflexively requeued (or been auto requeued) when I meant to do something else is a large number.

RememberTheApollo_,

Yeah, ditto…“Ok, just one more match…”

BCsven, in North America before illegal immigration

i.imgur.com/j7GOV1F.jpeg Not all NA, but some visualization of smaller areas. Not sure why most maps want to throw in modern states when we want to look at indigenous maps.

craftyindividual, in North America before illegal immigration

Huron Supremacy? The Jason Bourne series really went off track after the 3rd movie.

kebabslob, in A tale as old as time

Meanwhile like a dragon gaiden just dropped and its really fun go play it if you’re looking to play a fun, modern game that isn’t greedy bs

FinalRemix,

Doesn’t it have Denuvo, though?

kebabslob,

Yes, publisher bad. Dev team really, really good tho. There are some Yakuza games on GOG tho which are really good as well. Just not the newest ones at the moment. I think 0-6 is on GOG but idk

FinalRemix,

YUP! It was all in one package. I’ve been buying them all as SEGA pulls Denuvo, and then rebought the collection on GoG.

Holzkohlen,

I’m glad Denuvo costs so much money for each month you have it in a game. That way it’s the logical conclusion to eventually just patch it out of the game. Well, unless those games are Persona I guess. But I refuse to buy Denuvo infested crap, I will stay strong.

Sylvartas, (edited )

I feel like in the last few years, Japanese publishers have been atoning for a lot of their early-2000’s sins (except Square Enix and Konami who seem to have doubled down)

RandomVideos, in Google now
sarmale,

La asta chiar nu m-am gândit

kandoh, in North America before illegal immigration

It’s interesting how these lines are still pretty accurate for cultural divisions in colonial NA. At least at at quick glance.

TimeSquirrel, in Its like Mr bones wild ride
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When you reach 40:

"Fuck. Well, guess I better save for retirement."

CassowaryTom,

Im 45 with nothing in the bank. I’ll die hard and homeless probably. Real shit. All good though. Today we feast.

fireweed, in Impossible

Then the years go on, the kid becomes an adult and begins cooking for themselves. The first meal they make for someone else they realize (1) how difficult it is to estimate when a meal will be done (2) how much work goes into cooking, especially for a whole family and (3) how hurtful and disruptive it is when the person you’re cooking for decides they’d rather eat your food when it’s cold and gross and everyone else has already finished eating and are trying to clean up. And that’s not even incorporating the social elements of family dinner time the kid is eschewing. I didn’t understand as a kid why my parents were so adamant about family dinner, but as an adult it’s something I’m really glad they enforced.

Alexstarfire,

I’ve cooked for others at home before. I do not care what they do after the meal is ready.

Soleos,

Yeah well there’s cooking as in purely functional preparation of nutrients, and then there’s cooking as in a process of caring for others by creating a worthwhile experience of food that is needed, engaging, and delicious. The downside is this experience usually has a time limit dependent on time and others’ availability (eating hot food together). It’s sad for such effort to go to waste. The alternative extreme to this kind of nurturing is abandoning the idea that family time over meals is worthwhile and just shitting out nutrient bricks so the children don’t starve. I don’t think anyone really wins in the long run with that.

BambiDiego,

You’re right, but also remember to say it out loud.

Communication is so underrated but I guarantee most people would listen and be willing to accommodate you more if you just bring it up casually, instead of waiting until they discover it for themselves or until you blow up from being frustrated and underappreciated

Chetzemoka,

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  • blanketswithsmallpox,

    GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND EAT.

    IF YOU DECIDE TO NOT EAT WITH EVERYONE, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN DISHES.

    YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT JUST AN ENTIRE HEAD OF LETTUCE FOR DINNER.

    YOU CANNOT EAT DRY RAMEN WITH NO SEASONING FOR DINNER.

    YOU CANNOT EAT JUST GREEN BEANS FOR DINNER.

    YOU CANNOT SKIP DINNER THEN EAT NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD AT MIDNIGHT WHEN EVERYONE GOES TO BED.

    Repeated ad nauseum for half a decade.

    sevenapples, (edited )

    I disagree with (1), especially for parents that cook the same 10-20 meals over and over. Even if the time it takes to cook a certain meal on your kitchen is different than the one stated at the recipe, you can note it down and get a reliable average after 5 tries.

    It’s annoying that some parents can’t even do that to minimize the fights around dinner time and shift all the blame to the kids.

    ShustOne,

    Exactly! When you’re a teenager it’s hard to appreciate these things. I know I definitely took it for granted but I at least respected my family enough to not start an online game around dinner time.

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