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itsralC, in At least use Mastodon

I have so many “tumblr thoughts” throughout the day but since I haven’t got an account there I can’t post them anywhere else, they wouldn’t be accepted unless they were a screencap.

poinck, in Meow.

Thank you, I needed that (:

PP_BOY_, in apple users in a nutshell
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Did you pull this out of 2011? Even as a lifelong Android user with no plans of switching, I realize that there are certain features of the Apple ecosystem that blow Android out of the water. Even the top-line Samsung S23U photo processing looks like a shitty DSLR compared to whatever iPhone is out now.

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

ecosystem used as tech word

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tmjaea,

Shitty DSLR?

LucidLethargy,

Not sure why they used this term. A DSLR is a camera most often used by professionals in the industry.

Digital single lense reflex cameras, such as the Canon 5d Mk IV, are still excellent cameras that outperform their smaller sensored counterparts in phones.

This said, many like myself have moved on to mirrorless in recent years. I’m not sure I miss anything other than the satisfying “click” from my DSLR’s.

DarkwinDuck,

Idk in the comparison between Pixel 8 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro i actually much prefer the Pixel, but maybe that’s just my taste.

tilcica,

ehh cameras are basically on-par now

the processors on the other hand…no competition by FAR both on phones and laptops. sadly there’s too many downsides for me to consider getting them

nevemsenki,

Even a shitty (okay, maybe most like my D5300) DSLR beats any phone with proper lenses any day.

BorgDrone,

Yeah that’s bullshit.

Hand Joe Sixpack a high-end DSLR (or MILC, since it’s 2023) and an iPhone and I’ll bet you he’ll take better pictures with the iPhone.

What dedicated cameras do is give you more options; you can change lenses, add filters, change exposure, etc. You have much more creative control. Sure, you also get better optics but that doesn’t matter much in the hands of an amateur.

Phones do a shitload of processing on the captured images. A DSLR does little to nothing. You are expected to do that yourself on your computer afterwards (again, more creative control where the phone makes those decisions for you).

The automated processing on phones does an excellent job for the kind of snapshots an average user wants to make. Much better than what they would be able to do themselves.

If you know what you’re doing you can do amazing things with a DSLR/MILC but in the hands of the general public the phone will give much better results 100% of the time.

A good camera doesn’t make great pictures, a good photographer does. Don’t buy an expensive camera thinking your pictures will suddenly look amazing. They will look much worse than the pictures your phone makes until you learn how to properly use it and how to process those images.

LucidLethargy, (edited )

So, as a professional, working photographer I can tell you this comment makes no sense to me.

I’ve only bought two Samsung phones over the last ten years, but they have never failed to make the best mobile phone camera since I started keeping track in 2013.

It seems like you’re talking specifically about processing, so perhaps that’s the hangup here… I focus on RAW, and use other specialty services to process. You can never go wrong with Samsung (so far) if you want to best potential RAW image.

Gradually_Adjusting, in apple users in a nutshell
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I wonder what it’s like to still feel like this is relevant

Dude’s got jokes from before the twin towers fell

LucidLethargy, (edited )

You may not realize it, but unless we’re talking processors Apple almost always puts old tech in their devices.

Their laptops still sell with 8gb of slow RAM, and tiny hard drives. This is an upsell tactic so you pay them extortionate amounts for cheap upgrades. Then their computers… Oh man, just don’t. They sell a stand that’s $1,000, do we even need to go into the rest?

Even their phones STILL lack the latest features of their competitors. Though most competitors have vastly given up dramatic innovations. Check out the cameras, the screen refresh rates, the RAM, the screen brightness, and side-by-side user comparison testing of their poorly performing GPU’s.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not a Mac stan by any measure. It just feels like a tired bit. How are people still laughing about this?

LucidLethargy,

I’m not laughing… I find the whole thing kind of depressing. Real talk, though… I’m just as pissed off at Google and many other huge companies.

I’m tired of huge companies exploiting the ignorance of average folks and damaging the progression of consumer technology. We deserve better than this.

If Apple sold their products for a pittence, I’d be their absolute biggest fan. They not only push aggressively overpriced tech, but they convince impressionable people to buy into their “ecosystem”.

What the heck is that, even? What is their “ecosystem”? Macs, iPads and iphones all work with windows and Linux. Heck, Mac IS Linux at a core level. I’ll tell you what it is… George Carlin give me strength, because “it’s all bullshit, and it’s BAD for you.”

Bene7rddso,

Mac is not Linux. They’re similar, but not the same

LucidLethargy,

I never claimed Linux and Mac were exactly the same. They are both kernals of UNIX. Though they differ, they use the same “core”.

scrubbles,
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Imagine still arguing PC vs Mac in 2023.

killeronthecorner,
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It certainly was a gish gallop of pure nonsense. Made me nostalgic for PCMR a decade ago.

LazaroFilm, (edited ) in At least use Mastodon
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No, you Musk post from Twitter… I mean X

IHadTwoCows, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

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  • praise_idleness,

    Can you discuss it somewhere else please?

    HEXN3T, in apple users in a nutshell
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    I just like Logic Pro man

    velox_vulnus,

    More than DP, Ableton or Bitwig?

    HEXN3T,
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    Haven’t gotten around to those yet but I’ve made very good productions in Logic and I’ve only been producing for just under 2 years.

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

    Yarrrr

    robotopera,

    This is the way but apple peeps can’t help themselves.

    FiduciaryOne, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

    How has nobody mentioned Shrinking? It’s amazing! Also Bill Lawrence.

    LucidLethargy,

    Meh, I wasn’t a huge fan. Watched the entire series and it was always a borderline show. I liked The Big Door Prize better. I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention that on here yet…

    MonsieurArchi,

    Shrinking is amazing!

    ParsnipWitch, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

    Please, not this again… Personally, I am a lot in favour of communism. But some people, especially US Americans, have a fundamentally wrong idea about the housing shown in the upper picture.

    This is often neither cheap, nor does it reduce homelessness. And it’s also not the goal of that kind of rental homes to reduce homelessness.

    That is just normal homes of average people in many places.

    It’s not “cheap housing for everyone”.

    Socsa,

    There is a reason why cringe tankie bullshit is the worst enemy of actual leftist policy.

    RichCaffeineFlavor, (edited )

    that kind of rental homes

    The top picture isn’t capitalism; there are no landlords.

    ParsnipWitch,

    What are you talking about? Of course these type of buildings have landlords.

    RichCaffeineFlavor,

    Why do you have to bother me with an inbox notification if you can’t even follow what the conversation is about?

    uis, (edited )
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    This is often neither cheap, nor does it reduce homelessness.

    If we are talking about cities, humant colonies are cheapest housing. Buuut kinda crap.

    And it’s also not the goal of that kind of rental homes to reduce homelessness.

    Don’t look like rental homes to me.

    Juturna,

    Why doesn’t it look like rental homes? I think it does. We had a lot of buildings built here in Northern Europe where I’m at that they built between 1965-1975 in the suburbs of our capital city when they built a large number of apartments during those years to alleviate the shortage of available homes.

    People still live in them today, they are not beautiful but they are functional, and it’s all rentals pretty much.

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    They aren’t rental in Russia. And likely in most if not all ex-Soviet states.

    ParsnipWitch,

    How do they not look like rental homes? We have similar building in Germany. They are mostly build by companies and smaller versions of these homes are even build by private people. Because like this you can maximize profit on your property.

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Or build affordable housing, if goal is not maximizing profit. They at least aren’t rental where I live.

    zephyreks,

    Those houses were built by state-backed actors to support growing urbanization and create a housing surplus for that urbanization to give the workers more power since they no longer have to deal with aggressively rent-seeking private landlords.

    Wait, isn’t that communism?

    teuniac_,

    No, that’s a welfare state

    SoaringDE,

    Welfare state would be if the state took over half the rent payments, for example. Building more houses, that are not owned by the government is examplatory of a planned economy and the aspect of doing it to give more negotiating power to the average worker is a communistic idea.

    ParsnipWitch,

    No they weren’t built to give “the workers more power”. You still have landlords and sometimes hefty prices on these apartments. Depending on the country/city.

    zephyreks,

    Excess housing supply doesn’t commoditize housing and give working-class people more choice? Hmm…

    tryptaminev,

    In the 2000s and onwards yes. Because often these were sold to private investors in the capitalization of former communist/socialist countries.

    At the time when they were built they did provide a great improvement in housing, especially as most of eastern Europe has been terrible destroyed by the Nazis.

    BroBot9000, in At least use Mastodon
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    No no no. You didn’t get the new memo.

    Post in plain text now, don’t post or link to Twatter.

    KeefChief13, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

    I think u meant MLS season pass…

    robotopera,

    Maybe if they hired a single around engineer or their commentators werent on par with the NFL’s “hot takes by a guy with tbi.”

    Imgonnatrythis, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

    Makes me feel better about not subscribing. I couldn’t get into Ted Lasso. There, I said it, go ahead and kick sand in my face.

    ruckblack, in At least use Mastodon

    When the funny people move to mastodon AND there’s much better discoverability, you’ll see more mastodon screen caps

    GBU_28, in apple users in a nutshell

    I get my MacBooks from employers. That’s it.

    They’re way better than the shitbox windows machines most companies hand out.

    Never buy Mac shit yourself

    SayJess, (edited )
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    I keep asking my IT department for the top-end MacBook Pro, but they keep denying my request. They always go on and on about how I am a Team Lead on the production line, and that there is no legitimate reason as to why I would need any laptop at all. Bunch of penny pinchers if you ask me. Hell, I’ve been asking for a company card since my interview! They laugh every time I bring it up—It’s like this some big joke. Though to be fair, they said if I show up on time each day to work, I get to keep my job.

    CyberEgg,

    Why are you asking IT for these things, isn’t this a request for idk accounting or some other department that is about spending money?

    SayJess,
    @SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Shit that’s a great idea! I should make a presentation, just to really “wow” them. I could show it at our next safety and wellness meeting. I’m not invited to those meetings, but I’m sure they wouldn’t mind!

    PullUpCircuit,

    I appreciate your effort here, even if nobody else recognizes it.

    SayJess,
    @SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Thank you! I entertain myself with my silly posts 😜

    yngmnwntr,

    Bless’d is he who can laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be amused.

    Bye,

    Same. I’d never buy one, but man are they nicer than anything else I’ve had.

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