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cumcum69, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

captainlezbian, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

disposabletentacle, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Poe’s law in action

Jaytreeman,

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

dreugeworst, in Full power (:

The cup looked rather big to me, but I didn’t know how big 44oz was. Guys, it’s 1.3 liters! Why tf are they carrying a 1.3 liter cup? Do they really drink that much in one day?

EpicFailGuy, in That's right
@EpicFailGuy@kbin.social avatar

@ObviouslyNotBanana

When I was 🎶 a farm boy 🎶 my peepaw 🎶 took me into the city 🎶 to see the farm parade 🎶

I_am_10_squirrels, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

I’ll tip you negative $1000

spicytuna62, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.

craftyindividual, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

lugal,

That would be rude

moistclump, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.

EarthShipTechIntern,

Rude unreasonable chicken doesn’t have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.

kubica, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Will do, thanks.

saltnotsugar, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

JokeDeity, in True

My concerns with AI are like doctors cheating their way through school with chatGPT and deepfakes leading nations into war, other people’s concerns with AI are that rich artists won’t get credit for derivative works. It’s all a fucking joke to me and I’m going to keep enjoying my time with Stable Diffusion.

GrammatonCleric, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I’m all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.

FrankTheHealer, (edited ) in Neutrality condones the actions of the powerful.

Is this how we win over the Trump crowd? Attributing various philosophy quotes to Dale Earnhard. Cuz if so, I would love it. We can make bumper stickers and everything.

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs - Dale Earnhardt”

jaybone, in Got ur forecast, my Lemmys

Why is everything Action Weather?

Like cmon do you have to brand the weather report?

Ghyste,

It’s Action 4 weather, Action 4 being the news program and channel.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I prefer Action Weather 4, sounds like a wicked 80s action movie, about a retired mercenary turned weatherman who has to come out of retirement to use his new found knowledge of weather patterns to take out his long time nemesis The Storm.

Ghyste,

I’d watch that at least twice.

jaybone,

Action Weather 1 through 3 were just ok.

jaybone,

I’m pretty sure we have an Action Weather in my area too, which is not where OP is.

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