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Kusimulkku, in I lose mine last month :(

Low bar

Sabre363, in fly, you fool!

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
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This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I’m just standing there with my thumb up my ass

Viking_Hippie,

I don’t know about your local customs, but where I come from, it’s actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

acow,

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

rustydrd,
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You must gather your party before venturing forth!

HubertManne, in I lose mine last month :(
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yup. just needed it the other month and paperclipped it after searching in vain for an hour or so.

sharkfucker420, in I lose mine last month :(
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I just use a needle or something similar

PopcornPrincess, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

But if I open my eyes, I’ll get a surprise… A spray in my eyes from said skies…

kambusha,

Birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you have to do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my gosh it’s birdie shit.

Gork, in fly, you fool!

I once came back with cabbage when lettuce was asked for.

I’m not the smartest person.

Hupf,

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Gentoo1337, in This is no encouragement to waste energy
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Real

half_built_pyramids, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

Top right. Especially if you’re trying to divert a curly to the drain without having it touch your feet.

wazzupdog, in I lose mine last month :(

I keep one on my keychain, never know when you need to get a burner.

MudMan, in This is no encouragement to waste energy
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This is the tamest version of this meme possible. I do have to say, despite the lack of sex stuff it is not inaccurate.

SuiXi3D, in And orange
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Big head. No brains.

art, in I lose mine last month :(
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I have several. Not responsible, just ADHD.

Damaskox, in This is no encouragement to waste energy
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Luckily I have managed to spend less time in the shower.
One thing that (at least I think so) affected the time reduction greatly was using a stopwatch to see, how much time I use.

But sometimes it just feels so good to just stand there under! Especially if you feel cold!

smashboy, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in ¿¿Que??

¿sin cinco?

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