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lietuva, in I lose mine last month :(

I just use a paperclip. Most offices/shops/pharmacies deal with papers and have paperclips nearby. Keep in mind if youre traveling :)

andrew_bidlaw, in any Death Grips fans here?
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I don’t listen to DG, but this song slaps.

NutWrench, in War is a business and business is good
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This is what President Eisenhower was warning us about when he talked about the “military-industrial complex.” A series of forever wars that existed for no other reason than to benefit corporations and billionaires.

lightnsfw, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

I just sit in the corner like Gollum with a towel wrapped around me for like 20 minutes after I turn the water off.

XEAL, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

Climate “engineering”

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Planes and other combustion-powered machines have been “climate-engineering” for centuries, with catastrophic results.

HikingVet, in You guessed WRONG!

How many people don’t take the time to look at what they are eating? Seriously, stop stuffing your face like you just got out of a concentration camp.

HurlingDurling, in I lose mine last month :(

I have at least 6 in my office right now, and another 2 or 3 around my house, and one in my truck…

I will not be taking any questions at this point.

Maddie, in You guessed WRONG!
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This is always an improvement

Laticauda, in I lose mine last month :(

I still have this, but I have adhd so I have no idea where it is whenever I actually need it.

catfish, in War is a business and business is good

thats not a war, whats happening is a fucken genocide

Facebones, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

Haha I’m a waterbender!

Gabu, in Favourite kind of american

Took me a bit to understand “diet: betes”

ivanafterall, in You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

atomicorange,

You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

ivanafterall,
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Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.

Resistentialism,

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

catsup, (edited ) in Give cheese

Why would you be trying to pay with cheese? tf

radioactiveradio, in I made a mistake that everyone should learn from

It was Maeda from Asobi Asobase https://media.tenor.com/NT2YHt2IpFgAAAAM/anime-begging-kneeling.gif

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