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someguy3, in this is why I am fat

I honestly don’t know what those bottom things are. Deep fried something?

Mozingo,
@Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar

They look like crab rangoons.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Exactly.

Deep-fried I don’t care I’m eating its

southsamurai, (edited )
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Definitely crab rangoon.

They’re mostly cream cheese, but they manage to be way better than you’d think

LemmyKnowsBest,

mistake?

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Im dyslexic, so I rely a bit heavily on the keyboard to minimize errors from that. But, sometimes it causes others lol.

Pantherina, in Ubuntu + Arch

Just use Distrobox and dont risk messing up your system

ininewcrow, in It's the most wonderful time of the year.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Wait until you get married

I want to watch all of Star Trek but my wife doesn’t so now I have to budget 30 minute or one hour periods in my life to watch a few episodes at a time on my own.

diffcalculus,

You’re doing it wrong! Find time to watch one her ridiculous shows with her (Married at first sight, 90 day fiance, love is blind, etc). Actually pay attention and be able to hold a conversation about the latest episode.

Then you will have a no-judgment free pass to watch your shows either with her or in peace.

Wives hate this one trick! (But secretly love it)

RustyShackleford,

It’s how it’s happened for me, tried asking her to watch TNG and she acted like I asked her to eat a baby.

Osix, in "you see, I learned from the CEO himself"

Sending a lot of emails pleases the boss, make sure to send emails everyday.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Don't get your hopes too high

Same. that’s why I’m commenting on posts that are several months old.There’s nothing else to see here.

db2, in In a room and it’s not all about him…

That’s the look of a narcissist being forced to confront their own mortality. Expect lots of extra stupid from him now, more than usual.

pete_the_cat,

It’s hard to imagine him getting any more ridiculous than he already is, but I’ve said that before and he’s proven me wrong.

holycrap,

I also find it hard to imagine but he keeps proving me wrong time and time again

slurpeesoforion,

Absolute stupid is like absolute zero. This person is both.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Journalists should all say she should have been president just to watch his head explode.

slurpeesoforion, in Doomba

Con: Not reusable

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) in Everyone loves snaps

yeah, snaps, that’s the only thing holding Ubuntu back

not dpkg and by extension apt being a flaming dumpster fire that will corrupt the package database if you look at it funny and there being no way out of that other than an OS reinstall

not the fact that there are zero tools for managing dependencies when building a program from source and you’re entirely on your own when it comes to what *-dev packages you need to install

not the fact that Ubuntu is one of only two distros out of the hundreds that are out there where you can’t use the computer while it’s installing updates

not Canonical’s general policy of “hey, this technology seems pretty cool, let’s find out whether it’s good or not by forcing it on all our users and seeing if they complain” (see: miri display server, cinnamon desktop, and of course snaps)

not the fact that there are ADS IN THE GODDAMN TERMINAL

not the fact that it’s a Linux distro that thinks it’s smarter than you and does something other than what you told it to based on what it thinks you meant (see: apt install firefox installing the snap) which IMO negates one of the primary reasons to use Linux

no it’s snaps

snaps are the problem

GlenTheFrog,
@GlenTheFrog@lemmy.ml avatar

Cinnamon Desktop? Cononical? Since when was Linux Mint owned by Canonical?

AVincentInSpace,

Did I say Cinnamon I meant Unity

uis, in Everyone loves snaps
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get it

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml avatar

The joke is based on the fact that Ubuntu forces snaps and most people agree that they suck

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know how they suck and didn’t use them. I install everything either from ebuilds or build myself.

AVincentInSpace, in data loss

Fuck you and take my upvote

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, in this is why I am fat
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

LemmyKnowsBest,

for sedation & pain relief In the olden days, doctors would liquor-up kids too

guyrocket, in Doomba
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Boomba

RiQuY,

Bomba.

Dackel,

Explosion

meowMix2525,

-ba

A_Brave_Wanderer,

Booba?

Facebones, in I have never understood that.

Hey don’t forget my flip flops!

TheSlad,

With socks too! Gotta keep them toesies warm

This is my first winter after turning 30 and suddenly socks and sandals is the greatest thing why do people shit on this? My outfit for grocery shopping today was literally shorts, hoodie, socks, sandals (slides style with the single thick band over the arch)

EvolvedTurtle,

Honestly the only issue I have with socks and sandals is the one where the support goes in-between your first 2 toes

I still find it comfortable tho lmao

TheSlad, (edited )

Thsts why slides sintead of flipflops

Orrr toe socks if you wanna get extra freaky

PunnyName, in Ducks Rule

From Isabella Rossellini: youtu.be/E_-I1aRGttY

habanhero, in data loss

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