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Zerush, in this is why I am fat
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TheAnonymouseJoker, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory
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I have tried to drive people away from watching History Channel due to what it instills in people’s heads. It has a load of Anglo supremacist propaganda, especially USA. They have a program they run on it for Indians, so India gets their 1% share of respect, and they feel they are together with the Anglo “tribe”, and not like those Egyptian/Chinese “aliens”.

KSPAtlas, in Abort mission! We have been tricked!
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Cant wait for the elevator bathroom

GrammatonCleric,
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Lovin’ it up when I’m droppin’ pounds

radioactiveradio, (edited )

*shit ascension rooms.

_cnt0,

Every elevator is a bathroom if your inhibitions are low enough.

Holyhandgrenade, in I have never understood that.
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When I lived in Stockholm my roommate was from Florida. He never left the house with anything but shorts on, even in -20°C, when I (Icelander) was bundled up in three layers, a beanie and mittens.
I don’t know how he could withstand it.

meliaesc,

Maybe he didn’t own any other clothes and after a certain time he had to keep up appearances. I’m picturing him going to extreme lengths to get realistic prosthetic finger replacements as they suffered from frost bite… because everyone thought it was incredible that he was fine in shorts.

pillars_in_the_trees,

They’ve done studies on Win Hof and some people at least are just physiologically resistant to the cold.

EvolvedTurtle,

Florida man

mriormro, in this is why I am fat
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Hey man, it’s either this or I go back to the booze. Unfortunately both ate pretty fatal for my maladaptive ass.

ZILtoid1991, in Fuxk Zionism too
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If you knew how big of an overlap between Zionism and Antisemitism there is...

"The answer to the Jewish question is Israel" - wrote a Hungarian far-right blog around 2008-2009. It was an unpopular opinion back then, as Jobbik was a literal Islamophile party, because killing LGBT people and death penalty to robbers, but nowadays it's a popular sentiment among fascist pretending to be "moderates" by calling themselves "conservatives". Even Jobbik isn't that radical anymore, especially compared to both Fidesz (which stole their racist and homophobic ideas, but watered them down) and Mi Hazánk (formed by ex-Jobbik members, has suspicious ties to Fidesz).

lugal,

Sounds like a branch of ethno pluralism. The word looks fancy but it’s just a euphemism for “go back where you come from” – “I’m born here” – “No, where you really come from”.

Ethno pluralists will most certainly claim that all Jews come from Israel and it’s an empty land (to just ignore the question where Palestinians supposedly come from).

Just to make sure I’m not misunderstood: this concept is bullsh*t. The nation state is a relatively new concept and before, there were no borders and people(s) just moved around all the time. Not each and everyone but it was easy to find a new home somewhere. There is no heritage

meliodas_100, in Abort mission! We have been tricked!

I don’t get it.

lugal,

The signs for elevator and bathroom look similar, so on the search for the latter, you might end up following signs for the former

mo_lave, in this is why I am fat

i’m fat 'cause i’m fly, you ain’t cause you’re not

themusicman, in In Honor of American Thanksgiving

Topol’s comedic timing on this line is legendary. I imagine the meme falls a little flat for people who haven’t seen it

Dumeinst, in Doomba

Con: shoelaces

Arthur_Leywin, in Everyone loves snaps

Snaps are great.

Jerb322, in this is why I am fat
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My wife makes a bomb ass Crab Rangoon in our air fryer! I can kill 6 or 7 easily with my meal.

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DaCrazyJamez, in this is why I am fat

I don’t know what boo-boos crab rangoons cure, but I have a small knife and some furniture with pointy edges, so I’m gunna flail around until I ouch myself in hopes I am awarded this remedy.

Track_Shovel,
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Cysioland, in Everytime
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It’s bully solidarity.

DessertStorms,
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Ding ding ding, this is the correct answer.

FinalRemix, (edited ) in Everytime

To be fair, the bully’s doing it for attention. The quiet kid’s doing it for survival.

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