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octoperson, (edited ) in Soupervisor

Feel old yet? This is him now

Davros, the half-dalek man from Dr Who

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in data loss
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I’ve legit once killed a hard drive by absentmindedly standing it up on its edge and then accidentally knocking it over on a hard table. It would seem to work for about two minutes when turned on and then would suddenly turn off and you can hear the read write head abruptly returning to the home position.

So you’re telling me I experienced loss for real?!

Psaldorn, in Soupervisor
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TheRedSpade, in Ducks Rule

Ducks can fuck right off.

I lifted the lid back up to avoid smashing your neck, so how about you keep your head down the next time I’m closing it. No? I hate you.

More than one duck farmer told me “the only thing dumber than a duck is the guy raisin’ 'em”.

ohlaph,

I am not going to not do what you don’t want me to not didn’t doing.

I see where you are going.

TheDonkerZ, in Soupervisor
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Upper management in the hot seat, as usual. What did he do this time?

Wage_slave, in Everytime
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Growing up weird and poor in a very conservative and arrogant part of the prairies, I was bullied relentlessly. The teachers never did anything unless it was me fighting back, to which it was suspension and I was a bad kid.

As high school came along, I grew more and more violent to the point I wasn’t a loser or a tough guy, but a snap case. The other kids thought I was edgy, the parents thought I was bound for prison, and the teachers probably had a beer when I dropped out.

My mom didn’t know what to do. And this was in a time where if your kid was in therapy, it’s was your failure as a parent. Combined with my disgust at the idea that I was what was broken, it was off the table. It wasn’t until I was in my twenties that I went for psychological help.

By then, I was so suicidal and gone that I wouldn’t be near ok until my late thirties. In my mid forties now, I look back and see myself as the potential shooter. I’m holding back my emotions right now, thinking of it. Fortunately, there were no guns at my disposal back, back then is how I feel looking back. I don’t know if I’d be able to hurt anyone like that, but I’d fuck myself up.

I lay a lot of blame on a system that allowed it to happen. In a community where open racism and homophobic views were the norm at the time, teachers were as judgmental as the students in some situations. Now maybe if I were white, it’d be easier, but even the broke white kids didn’t get any breaks. Especially from the teachers.

Look at me go, a meme has me fucked up thinking back and dumping online. But yeah, there it is.

I’d like to close by saying the town I grew up in is a far different place now. I’ve moved back and feel good here. I see teachers and bullies who don’t make eye contact, will not recognize me at all (which is my favorite) and the occasional happy to see you moments. I don’t communicate well in public these days, so it makes it ultra awkward, much like being in high school, talking to students you barely know.

jrbaconcheese,

Glad you are okay, my guy.

Cannacheques,

I can relate somewhat though probably not to the same degree, I think sometimes people are just assholes. Which is why I do my best to just let my actions speak by just doing my best to help out.

Even if I get angry with my words, I’m usually very direct about what I’m upset about, what bothers me is the degree to which people are often passive aggressive in a way that forces you to respond differently from how you normally would to begin with.

madcaesar,

Fuck man, really sorry that happened. I’m glad you’re doing better, keep up the good fight!

corsicanguppy, in Everytime

Everytime

Not a word. Please learn.

KaleDaddy,

Language is constantly evolving and grammar policing doesn’t make you seem smart, just pathetic

Sabre363, in POV: Your paper doesn't quite meet the page requirement.

I have to do this just so my dyslexic ass can read it. If its all spaced the same then it just looks like a giant wall of giberish.

KillerTofu,

Maybe you could try reading with your eyes?

Sabre363,

Perhaps I should also just stop having a learning disability too?

2d, (edited )
@2d@kbin.social avatar

it was a joke about the dyslexic ass

rockerface,

ah yes, and people that have asthma should just try breathing with their lungs

bleistift2,

For browsers there seems to be an extension that makes the starts of words bold. A colleague of mine said it helped them read better. To me, that makes sense, since dyslexics might have trouble finding where words start and end.

Sabre363,

That’s pretty cool and might be useful for a lot of people. For me it seems to just be annoyingly distracting, I might be able to get used to it though.

StorminNorman,

Works for those with ADHD too.

Wage_slave, (edited ) in Achievement for all of us
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On other sites, I’ve been corrected. And I’ve been corrected a bunch of times here, too.

The difference being here I learned something and it’s cool…

and say over at reddit being corrected on something that you’re not only correct about, but called an asshole for it as well.

It’s been a really nice change of pace. Thank you, inhabitants of Lemmy.

Unless it’s windows… never admit you’re a windows user… ever… /s

AceCephalon,
@AceCephalon@pawb.social avatar

Yep, that actual chance at learning something instead of being blindly insulted anyway is such a refreshing change.

And especially never admit you’re totally not running Windows on a Protogen because you couldn’t be bothered to modify it.

lolcatnip,

Also don’t admit you use anything else made/owned by Microsoft. Or Google, Apple, Facebook, Twitter, or—God forbid—Reddit.

Scubus,

I gotchu

Mr_Blott,

I have tremendous fun posting “Have you tried Windows?” on the Linux communities whenever someone posts a problem

It’s exactly what they do a dozen times over on any queries about Windows problems, but strangely they don’t find my answer helpful

registrert,
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  • MuhammadJesusGaySex,

    I did try Linux. I even took a college course and learned enough to pass. But I have a super shitty memory and it was redhat back in the late 90s so ALL THOSE COMMANDS. Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. I mean Linux had a gui but it was useless. So, instead I’m bashing away at my head with the little animal books, and for what? You couldn’t play games on it. Basically Linux was soooo painfully unenjoyable last time I used it I haven’t touched it since.

    7of9,
    @7of9@startrek.website avatar

    A suitable metaphor for this would be saying that you didn’t enjoy having to start a Model T Ford with a hand crank so you’ve refused to drive a car ever since. Reminds my of my Grandfather.

    MuhammadJesusGaySex,

    Nah, I should probably try it again for real. I’m sure it has come a long way in almost 25 years. I just haven’t had the time of im being serious.

    7of9,
    @7of9@startrek.website avatar

    Well, last time I installed it it was easier than Windows. I put it on my Dad’s computer and it just works with his printer etc.

    MuhammadJesusGaySex,

    I’ll give it another shot. What distribution would you suggest for someone just starting out? I know that’s a polarizing question.

    7of9,
    @7of9@startrek.website avatar

    Can’t go wrong with Linux Mint. It works pretty much like Windows so there’s little relearning needed.

    MuhammadJesusGaySex,

    Good stuff! I’ll give it a go. Thanks!

    Honytawk,

    More like they bought a Model T Ford, and didn’t like the build quality.

    So they reckon that isn’t improved in the new models compared to other manufacturers. Especially if they didn’t trust the management behind the company.

    Which is a fair opinion to have.

    Just because it improved doesn’t mean it improved in the areas you had problems with.

    umbrella, (edited ) in data loss
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    I hate this

    xia,

    I hate that i actually understand this.

    Mylemmy, in POV: Your paper doesn't quite meet the page requirement.

    lol maybe before chatgpt was a thing

    papalonian,

    Yup. Guilty as charged. If I need two pages and I’ve got like 1 3/4 of a page, I’ll copy/ paste my entire report into chatgpt and ask it to make it a little longer. Then go through the changes, modify the bits I like and cut out the parts I don’t.

    Sue me.

    rockerface,

    tbh the page/word requirements are just as dumb as using chatgpt imo. as a general guideline for how much you need to go into details, sure, but literally counting pages and scoring based on that is not really the point of those assignments, I feel

    papalonian,

    Exactly. Last 2 years of highschool all of my major writing classes understood this and didn’t have minimums, just write as much as you think it’s necessary to cover your topic.

    Most of my college courses have a minimum and maximum. Like they want to read exactly 2-3 pages per student. Annoying.

    bleistift2,

    One of my English teachers once said something like “The more you write the more I have to read. So keep it short.”

    MeepMorp,

    I had a professor who wanted at least five pages and wouldn’t read any more than eight. If you turn in more than eight, he reads the first eight and that’s it.

    rockerface,

    I can get behind the maximum requirement tbh, there is only so much one teacher can read through

    Pika, in H2O

    probally water dihydrate

    interdimensionalmeme, in Achievement for all of us

    Good job erasing everyone you don’t like !

    registrert,
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  • interdimensionalmeme,

    I just wish we could oppress Georgists and incels off Lemmy as effectively. Also plumbers, I can’t stand those people.

    evranch,

    Always nice to meet another electrician on Lemmy!

    Though we would consider that a pretty moderate position around here, as we often question whether plumbers even count as people.

    interdimensionalmeme,

    It’s not called a monkey wrench for nothing !

    dewritoninja, in POV: Your paper doesn't quite meet the page requirement.

    Use times newer roman

    ArmokGoB, in How did this break rule 1? Did you just not read the 2nd panel?

    Replace “Israeli Ethnostate” and “Jewish People” with “Palestinian Ethnostate” and “Palestinian People.” If you can’t do that without it sounding like hate speech, then your post is antisemitic.

    maxcorbetti,

    wat

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Palestine doesn’t even possess the sovereignty they would need to be an ethnostate . . .

    Catfish,
    @Catfish@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    That doesn’t make a single bit of sense. Not all Jewish people are Israelis, in fact most of them are not. All Israelis are colonists and have the ability to leave to a different country at any time.

    In contrast Palestinians have nowhere else to go because they are a colonized people trying to live on land that is being stolen from them while being bombed and shot every day. Even before Oct. 7th this has been the case.

    absentbird, (edited )
    @absentbird@lemm.ee avatar

    Not all Isralis are colonists. There were people living there before the borders were drawn who were not forced to leave, those people and their descendants are native Isralis.

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