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Buttermilk, in CaPiTaLisM Is WoRKiNg
@Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah but how many different types of would I have if we didn’t have capitalism??

PatFussy,

Different types of what buttermilk?

Buttermilk,
@Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m destroyed. I cut and pasted funko-pops to google it and check spelling, now I am a fool on the internet 😔

PatFussy,

Dont worry ill smash that updoot button

JeSuisUnHombre, in CaPiTaLisM Is WoRKiNg

iF iT waSn’t fOr caPitAliSm yOu wOulDn’t haVe tHe luXuRy oF a mIcrOwAve

liv, (edited ) in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@liv@lemmy.nz avatar

China does this too. I love getting files in this format.

Laticauda, in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

I’m guessing the title is hyperbole but it’s still kinda ridiculous even for hyperbole lol.

OttoVonNoob,

Nope… we were chatting and I was saying it’s nuts that 80$ to fill my suv… He then responded its 80$ for him to go to work and back… So he may be exaggerating but I’m just passing the message…

Laticauda, (edited )

He might wanna see a mechanic because a vehicle, even a truck, should only cost 80 bucks for a trip like that if it’s leaking gas the whole way.

CouncilOfFriends,

Bragging about how bad their gas mileage seems like the redneck’s version of inserting vacation and cruise stories into conversations

IDontHavePantsOn,

Your assumption is true.

CowsLookLikeMaps,
Infamousblt, in CaPiTaLisM Is WoRKiNg
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

You can see it in your meme though. See the line going up? Proof that it works smuglord

lowleveldata, in Every time

I’m just saying we should kill crypto

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU,

A very Cool and Popular opinion to have right now

Primarily0617,

thank u its my opinion too

AllonzeeLV,

It needs to stop pretending to be an investment and go back to strictly being what it was born to be.

A means to pay for illegal drugs on the internet.

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Crypto was better even before this when hundreds of bitcoin were worth a few cents.

TootSweet,

Just wait. It’ll be that way again.

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Great.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Not that I'm a proponent of it or anything, but people were saying the exact same thing ten years ago after the first big bubble. I don't think it's going anywhere. There's too much greed in the world, and it's too enticing. At this point you might as well be a nun trying to get porn banned worldwide.

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

It will only get that way if it reduces in scale substantially, otherwise that just isn’t realistic imo

deathbird,

There’s always Doge.

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d rather uppercut myself.

UnverifiedAPK,

It was never an anonymous form of payment. And you didn’t hear it from me, but a certain agency has nearly the whole thing mapped to real people (when possible). There’s a whole division dedicated to it.

Wilzax,

Monero: 🗿

TheSanSabaSongbird, in Don't be a no-poster

It would also be pretty cool if Lemmy wasn’t overrun by dipshit edgelord teenagers. I’ve about had it with the signal-to-noise ratio around here, just not sure where else to go for wholesome timewasting.

The thing that was nice about Reddit is that as long as you stayed away from the big subs, it was pretty easy to find informed and intelligent discussion. Not so on Lemmy, unless I’m just doing it wrong, which is definitely possible.

Pinklink, in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

20,000 miles??? Good god get a closer job

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

I hate having to almost circumnavigate the Earth for my commute!

Sigh_Bafanada,

The job is only a few kms away, the boss just likes taking the scenic route

supercriticalcheese,
Chakravanti,

I’m not getting the major picture here…

butsbutts, in Don't be a no-poster

FART

i’m helping!!!

CeruleanRuin,

Lol, flatulence

chatokun,

Fathers Against Rude Television?

MrJameGumb, in the look i give when im asked to tip for a coffee:
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

You turn into an old timey Mod hipster when someone asks you to tip for coffee? That must be very inconvenient…

BartsBigBugBag,

That’s the new president of Argentina, he’s a psychopathic anarcho-capitalist who claims he gets economic advice from his dead dog.

Fox,
@Fox@pawb.social avatar

A dead dog could probably do better than what they’ve got now

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.ml avatar

So the most sane anarcho-capitalist, gotcha

i_stole_ur_taco,

Is that the guy that had a bunch of clones of the original dog?

BartsBigBugBag,

Yeah I think I heard that.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

whats a mod hipster

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar
Yamainwitch, in nervous system

For some reason this deeply disturbs my meatbag and eyestalks. I’m not supposed to know what it looks like underneath the meat suit.

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  • Yamainwitch,

    I appreciate the support they give my meat suit and they look dope as hell for decorations. I guess it’s the eyes that give me a really gutteral reaction to the picture of the nervous system and brain. Hopefully that makes sense lol. Weird question, I love it!

    DigitalPaperTrail, in Always wondered how they feel

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  • cryptosporidium140,

    What a great gif

    Nyla_Smokeyface, in Columbine vibes

    This is genuinely terrifying

    SubArcticTundra,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    It reads like what Trump said about locking up his rivals

    CeruleanRuin,

    Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.

    MayonnaiseArch,
    @MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org avatar

    Kind of, but if he’s good at columbining as he is at everything else he’ll cut off his own legs with his 700k tactical katana

    Jimmycrackcrack, in Every time

    I know that XKCD comic in particular but I don’t get what’s going on with the image it’s been superimposed on to or what it has to do with it.

    neptune,

    It’s become a meme where a poor soul wants some thing, and the kid pops out of the well with a trite rebuttal.

    In this case, the trite rebuttal is a cartoon about technological standards.

    csfirecracker,

    The original image has something along the lines of “I hate this system” and the smug guy in the well is saying “Ah, and yet you participate in said system!” as a gotcha. I think the purpose in this one is just carrying over the smugness with which people post the XKCD when any new possible technological standard is proposed (whether or not it has any merits)

    Jimmycrackcrack,

    Aaah ok. Needs the previous exposure to both images.

    the_q, in Columbine vibes

    Mallninja Musk.

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