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ikiru, in I'll just keep typing on my keyboard and shitposting memes

Me right now with my Sunday afternoon negroni.

Here’s to us, dog.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m a Manhattan guy, myself.

ikiru,

Black Manhattan is one of my favorites!

You just sub the vermouth for Amaro Averna, I recommend it if you haven’t tried it. I may just make that next in your honor.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Never tried one like that. I do Dubonnet Manhattans, with orange bitters, and drunk cherries if I have them.

Dubonnet is more fruity, less woody/rotten vegetable that vermouth has. Highly recommend

ikiru,

Hmm. Interesting. I never heard of it before so I don’t have any Dubonnet at home but I’ll try it at a bar next time and see how it goes. Thanks!

HunterBidensLapDog, in no window
@HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub avatar

Because it’s disgusting. That and because of the Templars.

Viking_Hippie,

Not to mention how disgusting The Templars are…

PatFussy,

Im gonna need an explanation for the templars involvement here

x4740N, in Back to formula
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Or you just end up creating an alternate timeline

Catsrules, in Chop chop I don't have all day

Is the pumpkin getting a hair cut or tattoo?

Or is he about to have his organs harvested.

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Suppose he’s about to find out!

Flabbergassed, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

Do the kids still say "groovy"?

rigatti,
@rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly just “far out”

lowleveldata, in Slightly skanky

Only the tip

Tubics, in no window

In all honesty it probably looks pretty gross all those food bits and dirty water being slushed around

Cannacheques,

Let me see the fruits of the Gross Ness monster

Gruntyfish, in no window

Even some fridges have windows now 🤔

ryannathans,

I’ll be more impressed when windows have fridges

p1mrx,

That’s known as winter.

LaChaleurDeLaNuit,

Great now I have to keep my fridge tidy and clean too

jasondj,

You don’t have to buy one with a window.

Hell I saw fridges with Android screens and I’m like hell naw. I did get a smart one so I can get notifications if the kid leaves the door open and so I can track power consumption over time without sticking a kill-a-watt in a really tough spot. But the Android systems they put in fridges feel obsolete on the showroom floor. Absolutely embarrassing, and probably completely useless after about 4 or 5 years when Android stops supporting the SoC and when you stop getting root certificate updates and start getting SSL errors on every page and app.

Cannacheques,

It’s the plastic industrial complex / plutocracy I tell ya hahaha

LEDZeppelin, (edited ) in is this breakfast?

Is this just fantasy?

bobbyfiend, in Back to formula

One of my favorite time travel versions in SF is that of Connie Willis: When you try to travel back in time, if you would have changed the timeline by any noticeable amount, you either (a) just don’t go–the machine doesn’t work–or (b) you go, but the timeline adjusts by like dropping you in Siberia 20,000 BCE or the center of the Pacific or something. Either way, the timeline is what it is, and you can go observe, if you’re very careful not to change anything. Your time travel is part of the timeline, and obviously it didn’t change anything significant because here we are…

mvirts, in no window

That’s because the dishwater looks disgusting and your dishwasher uses the same dishwater for 20 minutes.

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

It does a pre-wash cycle to remove the really heavy stuff, but yeah I don’t really want to look at it churning vomit water for an hour.

woodenskewer,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

It would make trouble shooting some things a lot easier though.

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a band called Churning Vomit Water for a while. Best polka ensemble of zero counties!

Karyoplasma,

To be fair, if you do your dishes by hand, the water in the sink also turns into some disgusting sludge after just a few plates.

flamingo_pinyata, in Just a little of the butterfly effect

The entire plan would be a comedy of errors if people weren’t killed. Or an action thriller. Or both actually.

A couple of naive youngsters dreaming of political freedom swayed by a manipulative schemer to kill a guy who wasn’t really responsible for anything.
Plan failing completely because nobody in the group was even close to competent, until a driver took the wrong turn.

Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

I wrote about it my sci fi fiction novel. It was a whole messy errors that lead to the assassination. I had hell of fun writing how a man going back in an attempt to stop it.

Colour_me_triggered, in Get the boat

Depends on weather the woman consented to being milked for adult food.

The_Eminent_Bon, in Hope you all had a good one.

There’s a lil piggy in all of us

A_Very_Big_Fan, in When you sort by all and see all the Star Trek memes

I don’t dislike Star Trek but I had to block that sub for this reason…

GreenMario,

Give it a day or two, we just got out of our Rom/Morn/Gorn phase.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Kevin forgives you.

xusontha,

sorry

Us Risans can get a bit much lol

Just wait a few days and it’ll calm down

BROMETHIUS,

So you’re not a very big fan I take it.

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

It's not the size that matters.

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