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ComradeChairmanKGB, in Where is Kevin?
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That’s the episode where Picard reveals that he’s Spocks father right?

TheYear2525, in What now?

At least we still had some Angel left.

01189998819991197253,
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The vampire show? I never could get into it, even after watching several seasons, and thoroughly enjoying the actors’ skill levels. But that theme song… I have it on my music player. It’s so good!

lichtmetzger, in What now?

Shitt’s Creek could’ve gone on forever, change my mind.

01189998819991197253,
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I will not change your mind. I agree completely.

BlueLineBae, in *Angry hissing*
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I absolutely love all the opossum memes. And this one is top tier!

Dekthro, in Where is Kevin?

I love this

UlyssesT, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do

I’ve taught long enough to see slang come and go almost on a yearly basis.

Some of it comes back, some of it gets remixed. If it isn’t hate speech, it’s fine. blob-sleep

craftyindividual, in Talk good

“irregardless”

squilox,

Irregardely

remotelove, in Medieval Docs had it pretty good
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The doc in the picture is wearing a mask that was supposed to prevent the plague. If the person didn’t die from the treatments they had back then the plague will kill them anyway.

No reason to burn someone if you can legitimately bleed them out first.

Designate6361, in Slightly skanky

Just the tip

errer, in Scary

America is totally used to the KKK

jettrscga, in Where is Kevin?

I call bullshit. It’s not physically possible to be at that scene with a full pizza.

tpihkal,

And that dog is just lying there across the room…seems sus.

tiredofsametab, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do

I remember "my bad" annoyed me far more than it should have. Same with the use of 'a minute' to mean a long period of time (e.g. "I haven't seen xxxx in a minute!"). Then again, I had a stepfather who would stop me mid-sentence to berate and correct my grammar so that may have had something to do with it.

INHALE_VEGETABLES, in Get the boat

Well?

lexiw,

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

radioactiveradio,

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

FooBarrington,

Man, Hitchhiker’s Guide really was ahead of its time.

BachenBenno,

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can’t really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it’s vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it’s about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

PunnyName,

Almond, cashew, oat, soy…

killeronthecorner,
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Euphemistic milks?

Risk,

Those plants didn’t consent, so…

Kaiserschmarrn,

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

praise_idleness,

Those are not technically milk so…

PunnyName,

To which authority? Because I know the milk conglomerate has been staunchly fighting for that very definition.

The lack of consent is more viable as a disqualifier.

Turun,

I think the main distinction is lactose. And/or the proteins that are present in milk.

While oat milk and consorts can be used in a lot of use cases it’s not a one to one replacement and it’s dishonest to claim it is.

PunnyName,

Depends on the uses. Food Theory did a great video about this very thing, covering preferred taste, consistency, price, protein / fat content, and bake-ability: youtu.be/df8FRfVtVNw

Lactose is simply the kind of sugar/ starch in the milk.

ComradePorkRoll,

Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

shneancy,

o_o

pete_the_cat,

It all depends on if you consider yourself an animal, which, technically, we are.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

I’m more animal than most

coffinwood,

Only if you define vegan as to strictly avoid any animal product (and define humans as animals). A somewhat looser Definition says to avoid animal exploitation.

So a product made by a non-domesticised animal in a natural way - e.g. Penguin guano - could be seen as vegan. The animal produces it anyway and the product isn’t won through keeping the animal captive and / or “stealing” from it.

After all I wouldn’t be too strict with definitions here.

evilgiraffe666,

Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

door_in_the_face,

Yeah sure. Maybe you could make the argument that humans should leave stuff like that for other scavengers who need the nutrients to survive, and instead opt for plant foods. But at those edge scenarios you would then also have to take into account the impact that plant agriculture has on wildlife. It’s quite possible that scavenging and gathering is the most vegan option, but seeing how it’s neither viable for a lot of people nor something that often comes up in daily life, it’s easier to just generalize vegan food as plant based.

kungen,

Yes, and vegans can also be cannibals for this same reason, as long as the person consents.

Abnorc,

You can drink from a well as that just gets water straight from the ground. Which well would be full of breast milk though?

grandel, in Get the boat

By definition you can eat and drink human produce and still be vegan. So you could be a cannibal and also a vegan.

pugsnroses77,

eat the rich!

Klear,

Humans are animals.

Wootz,

That’s the point.

Veganism, as far as I can tell, is not so much about not consuming animal products as it is about not consuming anything that causes harm to animals.

By that logic, you would keep your child on breast milk as long as possible, to avoid having to switch to cow milk or formula.

figaro,

Yeah I think as long as consent is given. Animals can’t give consent, which makes it immoral to eat them (according to vegans).

Abnorc,

The IT crowd comes to mind.

“No-- he was a very nice cannibal.”

backhdlp,
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You are what you eat

rjs001, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do
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You clearly care enough to make a meme with white on white text

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