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Jhogenbaum, in Vaporeon the pretender

Umbreon is so hot right now [insert Will Ferrell petting Chihuahua .jpg]

hungryphrog, in I live on the edge

fuck n**tle

WashedOver, in Who's really coming for our jobs
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Locally especially among the rednecks, the answer is always those immigrants.

My first 2 thoughts are yeah right they came and stole your software engineering job, and what job? That back breaking one you weren’t going to work in the fields anyways as crops rot away? I can’t see you doing either. /s

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

it’s weird how they always have a problem with the immigrants taking their jobs and not business owners choosing to hire people they can pay less and exploit harder

crazyCat, in Who's really coming for our jobs

Nailed it!

socsa, in touch title.txt

Man if we could only discuss actual politics instead of edgy teenage revolution fetish.

blazera, in Vaporeon the pretender
@blazera@kbin.social avatar

Twilight Sparkle says step aside

darkdemize, in Skyrimposting

“Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

the_post_of_tom_joad, in Question for God

“because if it didn’t feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit” is probably God’s/nature’s answer.

Honytawk,

Weren’t we made in his image?

Does this mean god has a scat fetish?

pixeltree,

Women don’t have a prostate tho and don’t die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that’s the G-spot in women)

pixeltree,

Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.

clemdemort, (edited )
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Not really, same way as us prostate owners we don’t really feel it when we poop, pooping just feels nice.

pixeltree,

Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I’ve sensitized it

electrogamerman, (edited )

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I’ve seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

electrogamerman,

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I’m sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

CluelessDude,

Don’t worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>…

jol,

Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.

UsernameHere, in Question for God

The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

It started that way but a true artist suffers through adversity

uphillbothways, in Skyrimposting
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

"Skyrim universe"
Haven't even played an elder scrolls game in over 15 years, and I know it's called Tamriel.

tilcica,

skyrim is a country/province of tamriel

tamriel is the continent on nirn

nirn is the planet in mundus

mundus is the mortal plane that is surrounded by oblivion

oblivion is the smaller set of planes of existence inside aetherius that is inhabited by daedra

aetherius is the immortal plane, it is the source of all creation


holy shit these games have a fuck ton of lore

pipe01,

I should have paid more attention to the lore

cosmicrose, in Connoisseur
@cosmicrose@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you for the content OP

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s not easy posting content as some mods get butt hurt over jokes but all you can do is keep trying I guess?

Candelestine, in Connoisseur

Just gotta keep re-reminding people from time to time. We get a lot of newcomers still, and probably will for the foreseeable future, so some bad habit bleed-over from other internet spaces is pretty inevitable.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

One of them is the self censoring. People don’t realise that lemmy doesn’t need to cater to advertisers so we can say things as we please.

An example would be:

I WANT NAZIS TO BE VIOLENTLY BEAT UP AND HAVE THEIR KNEECAPS BROKEN. BILLIONAIRES NEED TO BE PUT IN GUILLOTINES

And I won’t get something as silly as a sidewide ban.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I suspect it will be deleted though… 😂

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Haven’t had that happen yet so

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve just started posting threads today and 2 deleted so far so there’s hope, just keep holding out!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Which is why the Lemmy community is absolute garbage.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Hopefully.

Deestan,

And no cunt algorithm to bury content just cause of some fucking cursewords.

NocturnalMorning, in Connoisseur

Isn’t this meme getting a little overused?

Imgonnatrythis,

You complain about overused memes on Lemmy. I complain that my butt itches. We are not the same.

NocturnalMorning,

Haha, very funny.

nailbar,

Maybe, but someone keeps upvoting just because it’s content so every cow is milkable on these fertile lands

irmoz,

It was overused the first time it was used. “We are not the same” is such elitist garbage. I can’t believe a meme used for looking down on people and being arrogant has seen such wide use.

b00m,
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

While I agree that some folk would do anything to see themselves above other people I think you might be missing the irony of the meme

thanks_shakey_snake,

Yeah lol it’s almost always ironic-- “You do this thing for some normal reason. I do it for a weird reason that may reveal a salient character flaw.”

If somebody did use it to actually self-elevate or gatekeep, that would be pretty cringe. But almost all of the usage I see is ironic.

connaisseur, in Connoisseur

Who called me?

b00m,
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

Let's go bowling!

UnverifiedAPK,

COUSIN!

Cannacheques,

Ni hao madafaka

SendMePhotos, in Question for God

So everyone was originally female. That’s a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It’s where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn’t really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I’m a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? <tips forehead>

pixeltree,

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great

Coach,

Can you milk me, Focker?

WadeTheWizard,
@WadeTheWizard@kbin.social avatar

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

OutlierBlue,

This is why I always run with an erection.

funkless_eck,

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

FooBarrington,

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

Socsa,

For the milk obviously

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I’ll accept it.

letsgocrazy,

Yeah, this is common belief but it’s not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

SendMePhotos,

Yeah. Best way I’ve been able to explain it. To both genders.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Women want to puke when on their period?

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Damn that sounds terrible

Daft_ish,

How could anyone know this?

Gabu, (edited )

That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.

forrgott,

As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

Gabu,

Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

As measured by whom?

scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scal…
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma…

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

I literally don’t give a shit what you think.

forrgott,

You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.

Gabu,

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh what are you on right now?! 😂

Gabu,

Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.

Holzkohlen,

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

scarilog,

Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

AlligatorBlizzard,

Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

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