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Bakkoda, in Sill have some stock left in my stock

Stock photo stock?

Oiconomia, in Sill have some stock left in my stock

While you were busy with beans and beef stroganoff, I was pouring over the intricacies of stock stock photos. When you were laughing at the thought of spending hours understanding the perfect garnish placement, I was in the trenches, discerning the subtleties of soup lighting. And now, as the world turns to culinary aesthetics and soup presentations are paramount, you have the audacity to come to me for recipes?

NotSpez,

My meme was a meme. This is art

mythosync, in Sill have some stock left in my stock

Unhinged. I like it

rockSlayer, in Sill have some stock left in my stock

Dear God, their power is unrivaled now

lapislazuli, in Big biz

You’ll need long eyeballs to use them, though.

Etienne_Dahu,

Hear me out… Eyeballs extenders!

ironhydroxide, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

You only have to do that the next 30-40 years of your life if you live the next 30-40 years… just saying.

It could be worse, you could have to work the next 60 years.

CleoTheWizard,
@CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, what can you say? We were overdue But it’ll be over soon You wait

Hey, what can you say? We were overdue But it’ll be over soon Just wait Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da

Lunachocken, in Add-on: same password, same identity.

Well once you get passkeys implemented in every website. Now they’ll need to steal your phone. Haha.

Tekchip,
@Tekchip@lemmy.world avatar

I get the joke.

But related real talk phones get got a lot. They won’t need to steal your phone they’ll just hack it like every other computer on the planet.

You don’t have to look much for the evidence.

pcmag.com/…/ileakage-flaw-can-prompt-apples-safar…

www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…/amp/

EvolvedTurtle, in Perfect thanks

Once when I was really tired I ordered iced coffee with no ice

So I got hot coffee in a plastic cup lmao

caffinatedone, in My face when

This assumes that the mass shootings are a problem that they’d want to solve, but it’s not since mass shootings are useful to them. They’re flashy, get lots of media coverage, and feed a sense of chaos and societal breakdown. With that, they make the case the current system can’t keep you safe, and we need an authoritarian to bring order, which they’re happy to provide.

db2, in low effort

Everything except the victim bit…

TvanBuuren,

In SG1, if there is a victim in the show? 9 out of 10 times it’s one of these 2.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Daniel Jackson has died, ascended to a higher plane, descended back to the realm of flesh (where did his new body come from?), and repeated more times than anybody can count.

O’Niell has had a few scuffs, but Daniel is the regular Kenny of the whole show.

CodingAndCoffee,
@CodingAndCoffee@lemmy.world avatar

My teenage son and I (who never watched the show as a kid) just finished season one. We laughed about how many times the dude has died and revived already. It’s quite ridiculous.

Mirshe,

Don’t forget the part where he had to watch most of his friends die in an alternate timeline because he accidentally touched a thing.

flamingo_pinyata,

Ok, that makes sense. I thought it was about slash fics, but couldn’t make sense about “victim” part.

essellburns,

Yeah, usually they use the terms top and bottom

SexualPolytope, in Useless white circle
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Me and my highschool girlfriend used to do shit like this in tuition lol.

Rustmilian, (edited ) in My face when
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Republicans or Democrats, doesn’t matter.
They’re still a bunch of clown politicians more focused on saving their own ass then doing what’s right.
Y’all can down vote all you want, but deep down you know it’s true.

SaltyIceteaMaker, in You have more fun with the FPS counter off

Everone can play what they want but 30 fps is unbearable in most -not all- games

SuperSpruce,

To me, 30fps is unbearable in fast paced games, but okay in slow paced games. This is a slow paced game, so I’m fine as long as the fps stays above 24 with a 1% low of at least 20.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Let’s put it this way:

Everyone has different standards in terms of motion blur they can bear, and you need a certain framerate to achieve that standard at any given speed of motion on screen.

TheDarksteel94,

It’s not just about how smooth the game looks, but also how smooth it feels to control. 30 fps is way too sluggish for me. Granted, most people would probably reach a point of diminishing return somewhere after 60 fps, unless you’re someone with the reflexes and hardware (high polling rate mouse, good frame timing on your monitor, low system lag, etc.) to back it up. I’m quite comfy between 120 to 144 fps, but there’s some absolute monsters out there who would probably find that too slow.

If it’s not a very fast moving game, like a turn based RPG, then it doesn’t matter that much, but at least 60 fps is still a must for me to not look like a slideshow.

miss_brainfart, (edited )
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Latency plays a big part too, that’s true. I mentioned that in another comment.

Though how bad a higher latency feels is also tied to how fast you move your mouse. Slowly panning across the map of your city builder makes latency less of an issue than wanting to hit flickshots in Counterstrike.

Latency and framerate go hand in hand, though depending on the game, one might be more important to you than the other.

Which is where frame interpolation gets funny.

icedterminal,

We really should move away from 30 fps as a baseline for PC gaming.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Its ok, not everyone has parents like yours that gift you a Threadripper CPU + RTX 4090 Founder GPU on your 16th birthday.

cashews_best_nut,

In my day 30fps in Unreal Tournament was considered reasonable.

funktion,

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

30fps is 2001

Some people do not deserve an internet connection. There should be a stupidity test to pass before being allowed to use it.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Kids these days…

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Well unreal Tournament is older than me and i am a legal adult. So suffice to say that the technology wasn’t really there yet for games

Alexstarfire,

You would be wrong.

257m,

Maybe I’m just not very observant but I can barely tell the difference between 30 fps and 60 fps. I only start to notice below 25.

icedterminal,

Everyone’s perception is different. I can do 60 fps. I prefer 90 fps minimum and 120 fps target. I see no benefit at 144 or higher. Anything below 60 fps and I just get frustrated. That’s my perception.

30 fps though is something we should move away from. Given how far we’ve come in with all kinds of hardware and software features.

Anamnesis,

Wild. 60 looks terrible to me. I can’t really tell the difference above 120fps though.

teagrrl,
@teagrrl@lemmy.ml avatar

I played RuneScape 3 for years at 18 fps on max settings on my shitter computer and I honestly couldn’t tell at all and had fun the whole time.

TheOakTree,

I remember playing OSRS and Team Fortress 2 on my shitter PC with like 10-20fps.

It was fine back then, considering my brain hadn’t yet normalized 60+, but nowadays I struggle with anything under 50fps. I guess I played too many fast-paced games since then because Switch games that fluctuate between 25-30fps really turn me off from playing.

Honytawk,

I’ve played plenty of minecraft at 15-20 fps and had an awesome time.

Unbearable is wholly subjective.

PeWu,

Can agree. I can play 30fps without complaints because most of my life I was playing on low-end PCs

FlyingSquid, in One can dream
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?

ipkpjersi,

Of course, you need somewhere to sit after all.

MufinMcFlufin,

You better limit that recursion or imma smack you with a RecursionError

spacebirb, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

Imagine not working from home

ComradePorkRoll,

I wish I could cut grass from home.

In all seriousness, some jobs cannot be done remotely. Schools are a prime example of this. That should mean that those jobs should cover expenses for travel and have some sort of tax for offsetting their carbon footprint.

SolarNialamide,

As a teacher, I would rather die than ever teach a class over zoom or teams ever again.

InputZero,

As an adult who had to sit with a first grader to make sure they stayed in their zoom classes, I couldn’t agree more. I don’t hold a grudge against her teacher, we were all doing our best. It was just impossible to keep a first grader focused on her laptop for more than 20 min at best.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

You just see what would happen in class. Now imagine having 20 of them.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

As a student, I agree.

PeWu,

Working from home is so beautiful to me. I can work from my living place, and don’t need to see faces of everyone (most of the time)

SpookySnek,

As someone that used to be a blue collar worker but now is a software developer, people like us REALLY need a reality check. Working from home is a privilege that most people will never experience, and I am forever grateful for having the opportunity.

FATMANinnaOVERCOAT,

How did you get into this ? I’m currently working as a plumber and have been thinking of getting into software development or some IT job so I have more time to be home with my family. Do you have any tips ?

SpookySnek,

Where are you located? Personally I am located in Sweden and have some tips and tricks here, but my knowledge is limited outside here sadly. Personally, I applied to a coding bootcamp and worked my way up because I knew for certain that I wanted to become a developer, and didn’t want to mess with the “other stuff” that a university program implies. I had some very limited previous experience with coding. Most countries usually have something more “job specific” and shorter than a uni program, and in that case I would recommend something like that!

Most important of all: Please just DO IT. I worked as a lathe mechanic for years longer than I should have. I was just scared of change. Now, I am happy every single day to go to work, because I remember how hard my life used to be. Take my advice and don’t be afraid, if you feel like a job in IT would fit you better!

tocopherol,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Something like 75 percent of all jobs in the US aren’t able to be done remotely, according to a study by researchers at UW.

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