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DmMacniel, in Sill have some stock left in my stock

Imagine the feast when all of them come together.

DmMacniel, in I like stock photo memes, they encourage OC

Please sir, can we have some more?

velox_vulnus, in glug glug

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  • TheDarksteel94,

    If Cola can clean the toilet, it can also clean me. That’s why I can smoke as much as I want. The Cola shall cleanse this vessel my soul calls home!

    SheDiceToday,

    Also, if consumed in large quantities, can give you gout. It’s an interesting little quirk of the pathway involving fructose.

    redhydride, in I like stock photo memes, they encourage OC

    Nice catch! Mind sharing your preferred hunting tool?

    Masimatutu,

    I’m boring, I just use the official Android app

    AlolanYoda,

    If you want another answer, I’ve been happy with Megalodon

    owenfromcanada, in glug glug
    @owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

    Did you know that lard glug contains neither lard nor glug?

    Jonas_Jones, in Paradox how could you
    @Jonas_Jones@lemmy.world avatar

    youre talking about cities skylines 2, arent you lmfao

    SamXavia,
    @SamXavia@kbin.run avatar

    @Jonas_Jones Probably but who can blame them it runs really slow even on a 2080

    @Wogi

    TryingToEscapeTarkov, in glug glug

    Too thicc go back!

    m_r_butts, in Um...you're in prison

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  • Gradually_Adjusting,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Memes by well-read people are my subtraction soup.

    ArmokGoB, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

    This community if half the posts weren’t political soapboxing:

    https://i.redd.it/cdihdsn3drb61.jpg

    Doomsider, in It ain't much, but it's honest work

    Let’s see, we produce about 7.6 million short tons of corn syrup every year in the US. A short ton is about 240 gallons. So that is about 1.8 billion gallons of corn syrup and those tiny buckets look like roughly a cup per stalk. So that would be approximately 28.8 billion little buckets to collect all that sweet corn syrup.

    If everyone helped out with this that worked in the corn industry (183,000 workers) that would mean they would only have to collect around 150,000 cups each. Totally doable I think.

    moody,

    That’s just for corn sap. You need to boil it down by almost 90% for high grade syrup.

    Spazmoe06, in Galileo - Galileo - Galileo figarooo

    Magnificoooo!!!

    DmMacniel,

    He’s just a poor boy from a poor family

    Kidplayer_666,

    Spare him his life from this monstrosity

    CM400,

    Easy come, easy go…

    Iceman,

    Will you let me go?

    Bismillah!

    Kidplayer_666,

    No! We will not let you go

    Viking_Hippie,

    Let me go!

    Lawdoggo,

    If you’re gonna spew, spew into this

    trollblox_,

    We will not let you go!

    catacomb,

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

    LoamImprovement,

    BISMILLAH NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

    Jollyllama, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

    The guys was committed for two weeks and had threatened to shoot up a national guard base. They had the information to act on and take away his guns and they didn’t because they didn’t need to. This is even more fucked because it was probably avoidable.

    phoenixz,

    Almost all mass shootings were avoidable if that government really cared about solving this problem

    BigBlackCockroach,
    @BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world avatar

    They do care, just not as much as they care about those sweet NRA and Colt checks 😩

    NevermindNoMind,

    There are no red flag laws in Maine. There was no legal way to take his guns even if they thought that was necessary. Also, the christofacist supreme court is set to strike down laws that prevent people convicted domestic violence from owning guns, which will chip away at the legality of red flag laws everywhere. Happy Thursday everyone!

    _dev_null,
    @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

    If he was a reservist, I’m pretty sure his commander could’ve ordered him to surrender his weapons.

    And the bar under the UCMJ to do deal with a suicidal/homicidal troop is way lower than what it is for a civilian.

    rjs001,
    @rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    So you think he would listen to him but not to the laws making what he did illegal?

    _dev_null,
    @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

    It’s not about listening, it’s about the commander issuing an order, which has the same weight as a judge issuing a warrant, to actually take the weapons from his possession/home. An order that MPs and local law enforcement can legally go and execute.

    Though I think this whacko is ultimately responsible for this ill and evil shit, I think the commander might’ve been negligent here not doing more. (If indeed the gunmen was institutionalized, and the commander was aware of that fact.)

    And yes, I think the lack of any red flag laws in that state is insane, and that such laws likely could’ve helped here. I’m just making a point that more realistically could’ve have been done given the situation as it existed in that moment.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    He was a weapons instructor

    Schmuppes,

    So?

    SomeAmateur,

    People get wrapped around the axle about this. If you don’t know the military doesn’t turn you into John Wick. Most people in the military have never been issued a gun outside of qual, but all are given a bare minimum level of training just in case things got dire.

    Annual (if that) weapons training is basically “don’t tk your buddies 101” a bit of shooting to prove you can and cleaning after. You only get more if direct combat is your actual job, or will be soon.

    Just like anything else if you want to get good you have to put in some effort on your own time.

    Schmuppes,

    I read your reply as “He was a weapons instructor and therefore cannot burn a fuse and go on a psychotic rampage”. I believe that is what the exchange was about before you replied. The question people are asking is “Why did he have guns” and not “How was he trained to use them”.

    SomeAmateur,

    That’s not what I’m saying. He had a pretty good “why” for having easy access to weapons until he was checked into a mental institution. If he was a danger to himself or others I bet they could have prevented him from getting weapons. I’m interested to see why they chose not to or how their attempts failed.

    I admit it was a deviation from the subject and might have been confusing. Every time this guy’s background is brought up people tend to think military training is some forbidden knowledge that citizens don’t have access to, which isn’t the case at all.

    Oiconomia, in Um...you're in prison

    Foucault’s view of society as a panopticon is like discovering that our daily lives are a suspenseful thriller, with surveillance cameras hidden behind every corner or your know just modern surveillance capitalism.

    Etterra, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

    I have to block so many German language subs. I don’t speak German, stahp!

    hoch,

    meanwhile i’ve been subscribing to so many german language subs because their memes are top-tier

    vinhill,

    Ich bin entzückt, dass ihnen unsere MaiMais zusagen.

    kennismigrant,

    They are either funny or “heheh, German humor”

    Karyoplasma,

    Nimm dir dein Hochwähli ab, Bruder.

    Agent641, in Perfect thanks

    Cheesn’t burger

    Ddhuud,

    Cheese burgern’t

    whoamibro,

    Actually cheesn’t burgern’t since nothing is there

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