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lichtmetzger, in The fountain.

When you’ve watched “Killers of the Flower Moon” at the cinema and you can finally leave after 3.5 hours.

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Seriously. How is it that the guy who didn’t put an intermission in his 3.5 hour movie is whining about people not wanting to see his movies in the cinema anymore?

I’ll watch this one, but I’ll do it at home where I can take needed breaks.

lichtmetzger,

I was rarely so disappointed in an ending. You invest over three hours and get this…

I hope you’ll find it more entertaining than me!

Gork, in No... Never... I am selfish 😅

6 doctors away

takeda, in The fountain.

When you are 30 and still live with your parents.

tym, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

This motherfucker is slowly making his way toward my home and children. Last sighting is 35 min away or so.

I don’t have a gun and I regret that choice right now. I wouldn’t wish this feeling of helplessness and terror on anyone.

This is always a mental health issue at its core.

Humor me and pick up a copy of Susan Faludis book “stiffed”

This is the 90s all over again. Fuck.

SpezBroughtMeHere,

You don’t need a gun. Just call the police. They’ll take care of you.

Justfollowingorders1,

🤣

Woht24,

You think the police will come and take care of you because you feel scared when there’s an active shooter on the loose?

Ridiculous.

SpezBroughtMeHere,

Oh, I don’t. I’ll protect myself. Where I live the police are about fifteen minutes away. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

SomeAmateur, (edited )

Yup. I used to be a vol firefighter. If your response time for any emergency service is under 5min you’re very lucky. But often even that isn’t enough. You need the tools and skills to do what you can until help arrives. Fire prevention, medical and self/fam defense. Until they get there it is up to you, and many people don’t realize that.

the_q,

This is some obvious pro gun propaganda.

Leviathan,

Honestly I can’t imagine these are a real person’s thoughts.

TransplantedSconie,

Where was this?

tym,

Lewiston Maine. The (formerly) safest state in the union.

Dudes Twitter likes were Trump Jr, tucker Carlson and all kinds of other MAGAt fodder. Also one of two retweets mentioned mass murder.

CADmonkey, in Really?

This adult is excited to ride his motorcycle home after work, excited to take an edible and play whatever video game I have been playing, go ride bicycles with my kid, maybe read a book, and definitely practice cooking. When it’s bedtime I have to go lie down next to a nice thick woman with long red hair and a sex drive that I am doing my best to keep up with.

I don’t understand why I have this life. I wish others could be as happy.

Beardsley, in Relatable?😅

A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…

Found,

We had one person in my friend group who was exactly 30mins late every time. Whenever we would make plans we would pretend to meet 30mins earlier to “offset” the lateness. It never worked bc whenever we would do this they would show up an hour after the fake planned time which meant they were still exactly 30mins late to the real start time.

XbSuper,

Just ignore their arrival when this happens. They probably enjoy being center of attention for a bit when they show up, if you just carry on like they were always there, it’ll probably stop.

Croquette,

Or at least you are not losing your time waiting for them.

johnthedoe, in So how is everything?

They always pick the moment you got a mouthful of food so you can’t talk shit

XeroxCool,

You’re in the building to eat food. Of course your mouth is full

wholeofthemoon,

You know you can take a couple seconds to stop shoving food in your mouth right?

YeeterPan,

Colloquially known as “eating”

ApathyTree,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ve served food and it turns out it’s literally impossible to find a time when the table doesn’t have a mouthful, and actually make it to the table before one happens.

If you are by yourself sure, but 2+, can’t be done. Mostly because of conversation - one talks the other eats, then swap. I’ve tried many many times (when slow) because it bugs the shit out of me when it happens to me… which is always.

johnthedoe,

That’s a good point. I am always vacuuming food in at a constant rate when the food comes.

buycurious, in Wanna go for a walk?

I’m pretty dense, so could someone please explain this one to me?

Gerbler,

She asks if he wants to go on a walk, he agrees (as it’s implied that they’re going together), she says “see you around” revealing that she actually wanted him to go on a walk by himself and leave her alone.

ilinamorato,

She asks if he wants to go on a walk.

He assumes she means “…with me.”

She means “…away from me.”

abysmalpoptart,

The situation in the picture suggests the guy is romantically interested in the girl. Based on body language, the girl appears less interested. Based on this perception, somebody added the text in the post, which is written to sound like the girl is inviting the guy to go on a walk together. When the guy readily agrees to the arrangement, she surprisingly indicates that she is not actually going on the walk, but she was trying to find a way to ask him to leave without sounding impolite.

1024_Kibibytes,

She wants the guy to go for a walk and leave her alone in the house.

nodsocket,

The girl is socially awkward and assumes he means to go on a walk later, instead of right now.

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Here’s a third take, she dumped him, he’s gone on a walk and not coming back.

Photographer, in The fountain.

When you’ve been camping with your parents for 8 days and you finally get back to your own room.

tpihkal, in Perfect thanks

They didn’t melt the cheese 🤦

takeda,

Also I think they forget the lettuce.

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Not on cheeseburgers. At least not at McDonald’s in Germany.

elfin8er,

Same here in the US.

Edit: *'murca

takeda,

I admit that I don’t eat cheeseburgers, prefer hamburgers, but the ones I checked (in n out, jack in the box, Wendy’s) do seem to have lettuce.

NENathaniel, in No... Never... I am selfish 😅
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

I feel like it should have been “… what do you have now?”

match, in Paradox how could you
@match@pawb.social avatar

I haven’t touched a game below Overwhelmingly Positive in years at this point

db2, in low effort

Everything except the victim bit…

TvanBuuren,

In SG1, if there is a victim in the show? 9 out of 10 times it’s one of these 2.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Daniel Jackson has died, ascended to a higher plane, descended back to the realm of flesh (where did his new body come from?), and repeated more times than anybody can count.

O’Niell has had a few scuffs, but Daniel is the regular Kenny of the whole show.

CodingAndCoffee,
@CodingAndCoffee@lemmy.world avatar

My teenage son and I (who never watched the show as a kid) just finished season one. We laughed about how many times the dude has died and revived already. It’s quite ridiculous.

Mirshe,

Don’t forget the part where he had to watch most of his friends die in an alternate timeline because he accidentally touched a thing.

flamingo_pinyata,

Ok, that makes sense. I thought it was about slash fics, but couldn’t make sense about “victim” part.

essellburns,

Yeah, usually they use the terms top and bottom

Gentoo1337, in Perfect thanks
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

Me messing around with the customer’s order in papa’s burgeria

FreshLight, in Perfect thanks

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