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MedicatedMaybe, in Really?

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

can,

Revenge sleep/bedtime procrastination

xeekei,

My life. I call it my life.

Tylerdurdon, (edited ) in Doesn't really matter, I get rekt either way.

If you don’t come running when they cry, they understand it’s sleep time after a while and go to sleep. My youngest doesn’t cry at all and accepts his fate.

Took us about a week of battling but it’s worked on all 3 and maintains our sanity.

No, that doesn’t mean we ignore all crying, but there is a difference.

SharkEatingBreakfast, in Relatable?😅
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

My sister will do this all the time.

She will also ask for rides home from work. Last time I got there at the allotted time, she texted me and said “okay! I’ll be another half hour!”

I don’t give her rides anymore.

Shit’s disrespectful as fuck.

LunarVoyager, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

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  • PeWu,

    Mood

    cypherpunks, in Dont
    @cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

    counterpoint: don’t not

    RedditReject, in low effort

    They are on the wrong sides of the bottle

    Arxir,

    Daniel’s Jack?

    TvanBuuren,

    Deliberate.

    I said low effort, not no effort.

    helpImTrappedOnline, in Doesn't really matter, I get rekt either way.

    This gives low budget red riding hood vibes. They spent what little they had on the suit and whatever was left on wine to make the day go better.

    TonyHawksPoTater, in Us and Them
    @TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social avatar

    Meanwhile, I'm enjoying stock photo memes on Lemmy, on /kbin. I think this fediverse idea could be the future.

    bitteorca, in Perfect thanks
    @bitteorca@artemis.camp avatar

    Ah, this must be the nothingburger I keep hearing about

    PeWu,

    He should make a version for lactose intolerant, without cheese

    BlueDwaggin, in Dont
    Coreidan, in Perfect thanks

    No lettuce? Wtf

    tpihkal,

    Excuse me Sir, this a McDonald’s…

    dopeshark,
    @dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

    Literally uneatable

    TheGiantKorean, in The fountain.
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    and you can finally cum

    rurutheguru,

    Sitting in such close proximity with your siblings can really stir up some sexual feelings…if you’re from Alabama.

    Draegur, in Doesn't really matter, I get rekt either way.

    kids fucking suck.

    a lot of people are happy i’ll never breed, but none of them are happier about it than me.

    pigup,

    I’m happy that you are not breeding 👍

    Taringano,

    Appreciate your self awareness!

    JoShmoe, in My face when

    cowards

    Vitaly, in Us and Them
    @Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

    that is a good one

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