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Poringo, in Well, time to radically change who I am!

Lol if I have learned on my years on this planet is to not care what other people think about me.

Railison, in It ain't much, but it's honest work

Good for a prank but nothing in comparison to the spaghetti crop prank from the BBC in 1957

youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU?si=ma2853INjxtTRsOC

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

This is amazing

Bonskreeskreeskree, in My face when

My face when the left acknowledges we are on the precipice of losing our democracy and rights to religious authoritarians while simultaneously begging for the removal of our last possible resort to stop it and protect ourselves.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

begging for the removal of our last possible resort to stop it and protect ourselves.

What? You think guns are going to help the left with… Literally anything ever?

noobdoomguy8658,

Gunbrains are gonna praise firearms and tell us armed society protects democracy and shit, trying to bash left, yet conveniently ignoring the armed far-left basically have birth to their nemesis, the commies, back in the 20th century.

OurToothbrush,

Read “this nonviolent stuff will get you killed”

Look up how the left won in Vietnam, and beat the nazis

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Hamas has guns, how is that helping them against Isreal’s bombs? You are so fucking out of touch if you think an AR15 or AK47 could do anything against the military might of the United States you absolute ham sandwich.

Buelldozer,
@Buelldozer@lemmy.today avatar

Hamas has guns, how is that helping them against Isreal’s bombs?

Which has exactly what to do with an American Civil War? You know, where an American in America could make sure the pilot flying the bomber never got to work? Or make sure that the convoy with the fuel never reached that air base? Start making bombing runs on American Cities and you’ll find out real quick how impactful a regular citizen with an AR-15 can be.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Mf we saw how effective an American with an AR15 could be last night in a bowling alley. You are so fucking out of touch.

schema,

In your patriotic fantasy you seem to think that all American people would stand up against the government together and at the same time.

Bonskreeskreeskree,

You’re out of touch to think a situation here in the states would lead to indiscriminate bombing of US cities. Do you even live in america?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

In a 2nd American Civil War of fucking course there would be indiscriminate bombing. The Civil War had 618,222 deaths and we were using muskets. You need a history lesson if you dont think America would bomb its citizenry to retain the status quo…

Rustmilian, (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

The United States of America is NOT a democracy.
It’s a Constitutional Federal Republic.
This is a FACT.

conc, in Useless white circle

Going to make me puke, toes intertwined like that is gross af

HonoraryMancunian,

Tarantino does not approve of your comment

wallmenis, in Useless white circle

The laughing emoji ruined it. It is like putting a laugh track over a joke on a sitcom

Ok_gas_1987,

Yes

HonoraryMancunian,

Fun fact! I have never ever used a laugh-cry emoji, not as a react, not even ever ironically

Never will

BananaPeal, in Well, time to radically change who I am!
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hear it. Off in the distance. It’s the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Feeling so good just the way that we do

Initially i thought you meant you’re sleepy, but that damn song that i didn’t listened to for a decade suddenly pops up.

Updoot for you

clanginator, in Add-on: same password, same identity.

I came up with a formula for my passwords - as easy to remember as a single password and makes a unique login for every site feasible without a password manager. Can be updated as often as you like and all you gotta do is remember the latest version of the formula. At the very least, the hashes will be different and it’d take someone having more than two of my passwords to figure out the pattern.

I also use over 100 email aliases with my own domain name so that my most important accounts have a separate login that isn’t a common domain that wouldn’t be easy for someone to guess.

It would take a lot of concentrated effort for someone to get at any of my important accounts, and even my less important ones would be pretty difficult to get into even if multiple accounts are compromised, due to using a smaller pool of aliases under common domains for less important accounts.

Someone got into half a dozen of my accounts a few years ago and I finally started taking security seriously.

spittingimage, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

I have a wife and three cats. Being stuck in traffic is the closest thing I have to free time.

LdyMeow,

That seems… super sad.

HerrKai, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@HerrKai@feddit.de avatar

Guten Tag!

son_named_bort, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

But then one day, after 30 or 40 years of hard work, you’ll realize that you’ve done a lot of hard work.

TheLowestStone,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

And, if you’re American, that you have to keep doing it until it kills you.

tdawg, in Well, time to radically change who I am!

Just conform to my unspoken expectations forehead

Rentlar, in Sill have some stock left in my stock

The hearty Lemmyverse dinner…

Soup from stock, Sturgeon (Stör), Beef Stroganof, served with beans.

Devouring, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

I would be more upset that we have to eat for the next 30-40 years… work is just the symptom of this fact. To get food you have to either produce it or barter it for some other service.

guylacaptivite,
@guylacaptivite@sh.itjust.works avatar

Eating is a fundamental physiological need. Making money from selling food isn’t. We have the means to feed everyone but it’s nor profitable. The ecomomy is a human fabrication.

Devouring,

Forget the evil economy. Why would anyone producing food give it to you for free while you sit on your ass all day and they worked hard to produce it, even if they have enough?

Kase,

Username checks out

StickBugged, in Israel presents: How to get away with genocide

Alright, so I’ve not really looked into this a lot since it doesn’t really concern me at all, but shouldn’t the Hamas also be considered a bad bunch of people too? It really seems like an ESH situation to me…

CyberGhost,
@CyberGhost@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Why? For trying to get back their territory from the white supremacist colonizers who have keep them under the boot for 60 years?

You must have thought that Nelson Mandela revolutionary fighting force were bad guys too.

brain_in_a_box,

“I’ve not really looked into it, but shouldn’t we condemn the victims of genocide as well as the perpetrators?”

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