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LillyPip, in why would he do that?

Christ on a bike. They make creams.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

?

LillyPip,

Title.

Boozilla, in Well, time to radically change who I am!
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Remember that people commenting on the internet are fucking losers too lazy and incompetent to accomplish anything worthwhile or pursue their dreams.

Yeah, I just kamikaze’d.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Speak for yourself! I got off my ass, worked hard and failed!

imgel, in bread of wisdom

lmao

Sheeple, in bread of wisdom
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Wondering how many transphobic chuds will come out if their mum’s basements today

hperrin,

Gotta defederate from their instances before they turn this whole place into a nazi bar.

saltesc,

Oh, damn. I’d love a Hogan’s Heroes style sitcom or a Tarantino flick premised around a Nazi bar.

ThunderChunk,

Let them come

Omega_Haxors,

Not many seeing as how lemmyml actually moderates against bigotry. A lot of troublemakers get clapped whenever geopolitics comes up.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://media.tenor.com/3r1AaVPIU-YAAAAM/let-them-come-destro.gif

The more that come out of the woodwork with their shit takes the more we can kick out

Omega_Haxors, in bread of wisdom

196 mods: 😕 🦋 “Is this a tankie?”

Context: Read their modlogs

snail_hatan,

Ad hominem does no one good. Argue against the argument or don’t argue.

Omega_Haxors,

The debate pervert response is so aggressive that it activates even in contexts that make no sense.

Infamousblt, in bread of wisdom
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

Damn that’s some pretty smart bread

WarmSoda, in It ain't much, but it's honest work

cooorrrn maaaaazze

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Just think of the lost sap collectors that got lost in the corn maze

WarmSoda,

“I’m just going to grab… my jacket”

D3FNC, in what hospital?

If a satellite phone connection can be blocked while you can still look up and physically see the sky I feel like someone really fucked up on the tech implementation end

TexMexBazooka,

I mean…. No. It’s just physics.

lichtmetzger, in The fountain.

When you’ve watched “Killers of the Flower Moon” at the cinema and you can finally leave after 3.5 hours.

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Seriously. How is it that the guy who didn’t put an intermission in his 3.5 hour movie is whining about people not wanting to see his movies in the cinema anymore?

I’ll watch this one, but I’ll do it at home where I can take needed breaks.

lichtmetzger,

I was rarely so disappointed in an ending. You invest over three hours and get this…

I hope you’ll find it more entertaining than me!

owenfromcanada, in Relatable!
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

7:00: Wake up

7:15: Wake up now

7:30: No, really, wake up

7:35: That’s it–dishonor!

7:40: Dishonor on you

7:45: Dishonor on your cow

7:50: Dishonor on your whole family!

FlexibleToast, in She helps when I cook.

Not to make them feel included, but to kill their curiosity. I always offer a smell of my food to my cat and then take it away. She gets to smell it and realize it’s something she isn’t interested in. I think that’s the reason she doesn’t bother people while they’re eating. She knows she isn’t interested in “people food.”

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

My cat does like some people food, but yeah most of it is “You don’t want this.”

Cats don’t like pepsi, but mine has to sniff every last can.

fiat_lux,

She gets to smell it and realize it’s something she isn’t interested in.

We have had very different cats then.

Noodle07,

Yup, mine was way too happy about the opportunity to steal anything

FlexibleToast,

I’ve never had a cat that wants people food, and I think it’s because of just showing them what it is and then taking it away.

fiat_lux,

My last cat was food-obsessed. I would do the "show, sniff, remove" thing and it would work depending on the food. But many foods only needed a fraction of a second for her to know she needed it in her mouth right now. If you took it before her attempt to eat it, you met the response of "hey, I wasn't done with that!" and the paw would come out to bring your hand back.

For roast chicken you would have to actively defend your plate the entire meal. She would sit next to you and very slowly try to "sneak" her paw on to your plate to take what she could. As though I wasn't watching her like a hawk and she had some kind of cloak of invisibility.

I miss my round dinner thief.

tryptaminev,

we always had to defend the table when we had two cats. They both would steal sausage, ham, cream cheese and butter and one of them would even take cheese and margarine.

i think the only people food they didnt like was purely plant based stuff.

LillyPip,

Not to make them feel included, but to kill their curiosity.

That’s how she feels included. Even if you don’t mean it that way, that’s how she sees it. She’s important enough that you care what she thinks. That’s good cat parenting.

FlexibleToast,

Yeah, I’m just saying it isn’t the intent of what I do.

orphiebaby,

I do this too. But of course some cat like some or most people food more than others. My cat eats ranch dressing, eggs, dairy, and oils. She’ll eat a few meats too. But she is mostly uninterested in human food, so I fulfill her curiosity often because it’s kind to my cat and it helps stave off her desire to beg. I also thinks she just trusts me more and is more fond of me because I engage with her in her interests a lot. Hell, that’s just good advice for raising children too.

Alby003, in Well, time to radically change who I am!
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

So sad 🥲😭😭😭😭

Flying_Hellfish, in As it should be in the Fediverse

Ah, just forget the whole thing

TheGiantKorean, in The fountain.
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

and you can finally cum

rurutheguru,

Sitting in such close proximity with your siblings can really stir up some sexual feelings…if you’re from Alabama.

altima_neo, in My face when
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

When they make Internet legislation to “protect the children”, but won’t legislate guns to actually protect the children.

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