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Pistcow, in My face when

First time?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Unfortunately its not, shit is getting old to say the least.

XeroxCool, in So how is everything?

They’re checking if you got everything and if you need anything else. They don’t care if you like it

dislocate_expansion, in Us and Them

thank you for your service! it’s been a treat the last week!

XEAL, in Doesn't really matter, I get rekt either way.

Pro tip: don’t have kids

TexMexBazooka,

Kids aren’t for everyone, but mine saved my life. To each their own.

NixDev,

Congratulations on having something that helped your life. That’s honestly great. But come on you have to admit they manage to find a way to mess up your personal time. Like clockwork my daughter will start waking up/have a nightmare/want attention/etc a few min after I get time to read/study/game/Netflix/etc…

Kids are great and suck at the same time

edit fix spelling

TexMexBazooka,

That’s temporary. Kids grow, they age, they mature. After a while, you start to learn more from them than they do from you.

Then they grow up and leave, they don’t need you anymore. I haven’t gotten there yet, and I’m both excited and afraid. But one day, if you love them, and if you prepare them, they will return the favor. They’ll be there when you grow old. They’ll be there to support you, as you were them.

The “kids suck” mentality is true, I agree, kids suck. But they only suck if you have a very narrow view on your and their lives.

pigup,

This guy reproduces

Robin_net,

Kids who have supportive parents will always need their parents even if they leave and are self sufficient. I’m sure your kiddos will still need you for a long time.

MrVilliam,

I’m not who you were replying to, but I wanted to voice that I’m in the narrow-minded “kids suck” camp. I’m too selfish to be a great parent, so I’ve elected to not be a parent at all. I’d be okay, maybe even good at it, but I’m all too aware of the freedom and the financial stability I’d be giving up to be a parent, and for that I know that I’d resent my child for taking that from me even if I consciously tried not to.

I have other additional reasons, but the strongest reason is that I like the ability to take my wife on spontaneous trips to wherever or just shut down and focus on myself. Parents can’t do that, at least not whenever they feel like it.

helpImTrappedOnline,

At least you recognize your lifestyle doesn’t mesh with having kids.

Just for recognizing that, you’re off to a better start than the parents who resent their kids for existing and makes sure the kid knows it every day.

Kusimulkku,

Some people like having and raising kids

XEAL,

Someone has to work for the rich…

Kusimulkku,

wat

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Top lifehack.

Enzy,

Pro tip: don’t

AgentGrimstone, in Really?

I finally felt like an adult when waking up early on Sunday mornings became my favorite part of the week. It’s the most peaceful time.

SpezCanLigmaBalls, in Us and Them
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Stock photos are actually goated though. Never fail to make delicious memes. You can feast all day with them

Swarfega, in Perfect thanks

2017…

casmael,

Wow I’m so old fml

jettrscga,

Look at this geezer, he’s at least 6!

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Ways to know you’re still young. Something being 6 years ago makes you feel old lol

Paul_279, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

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Magnetar,

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DarkwinDuck,

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skqweezy,

GuitarAbuser,

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Karyoplasma,

This ain’t it.

nx2,

yumpsuit, in For the Motherland!
tdawg, in Relatable?😅

This is hilarious, but also if you do this then I hate you

tdawg, in Wanna go for a walk?

Rip brother

monz, in Relatable?😅
@monz@pawb.social avatar

People that disrespect others time are not friends of mine.

I don’t care what level of important any person puts on something they planned. Show up on time or don’t make a promise at all.

blindsight,

That all goes out the window once you have kids though. You can’t plan diaper blowouts, motion sickness induced car cleanup, meltdowns, suddenly needing endless snacks, ripping off all their clothes and refusing to get dressed, hiding their shoes, hiding your shoes, hiding your keys, napping late, napping early, … I could go on.

But then you’re likely meeting up with other parents, and they get it, too. So it’s not a big deal again. When a parent says they’ll be there (with kiddos), they’ll likely be somewhere between on time and an hour late.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Being a parent is irrelevant. All you have to do is text and say sorry this happened, be proactive not reactive. Something makes you late? Warn people you’ll be late so they can get started without waiting around for you.

blindsight,

Yeah, of course. You text when you leave to say how late you’re running, lol.

But you also never make plans to meet at a spot where kiddos can’t play. Doesn’t really matter exactly when you show up at a park or to a playdate at someone’s house, right?

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Uh no. It matters. If you tell someone you’re going to be somewhere at a specific time, then it is rude to not be there at that time. The only way to make it okay is to call ahead and warn them that you will be late.

Even with a playdate like you said, the other parent may have food ready. They may have declined a different activity so they could meet with you. They may have left early from a different event, or even they were enjoying a TV program but stopped early to go meet with you. All of which if you would have called to say you’ll be late they could have continued. It doesn’t matter that you were meeting at a park, you put their life on hold for it, respect that they did that for you.

You have kids. Learn how to be on time, you’re supposed to be the one who can manage the time for them, not use them as an excuse.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

“on something they planned”

Clearly didn’t plan GOOD ENOUGH THEN. if they had planned, they wouldn’t have overscheduled

ExcessivelyNoisy, in Really?

I think that’s called depression

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, in The fountain.

Are we not going to talk about the guy just across and how his face is the all scratch face wojak?

lugal, in Us and Them

Tbh, I wouldn’t say no to c/places

scbasteve7,

We already have one! They did an event about 3-4 months ago. toast.ooo/c/canvas

lugal,

Thanks! I wasn’t aware of that. Maybe I will participate next time.

w00t,
@w00t@lemmy.ml avatar

they probably meant an opportunity to once again write those two words, 4 letters each :)

lugal,

fuck spez

See? I don’t need an opportunity to do that

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