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Potatos_are_not_friends, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

And yet mfers still go in mass to these games in countries with extreme human rights issues and throw billions of dollars at merch.

son_named_bort, in My bad, guys

I was always just a maybe anyway.

griD, in Accurate.

Where $currentYear?
Ooook.

kameecoding, in Bro got stuck in the geometry

what are you doing s(tep)keleton?

duxbellorum, (edited ) in Come on market, crash.

Discord making vowels part of Nitro

PeterPoopshit, in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

Once you’ve used your ass to cause each of the 4 situations to happen, you receive god powers.

EmpathicVagrant,

I think if you’re passing the four elements like that, you already have god powers.

itslilith,
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lactose, no fiber,

hot peppers, beans

Classy,

Wouldn’t the second be WAY TOO MUCH fiber?

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fiber make you poo more, but this looks like massive constipation followed by a shit with the consistency of hardened steel

botorfj, in On this day, in 1965, the Indonesian military in collaboration with the US Government initiated a coup that would lead to the slaughter of more than a million Indonesian Leftists.
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wtf is this doin in a meme community? am i in the wrong instance or something?

dingus, in Come on market, crash.
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I love the stock market. Line goes up and food becomes impossible to afford! Line goes down and we all lose our jobs! I love this fucking dumbshit criminal ponzi scheme of a system! /s

Gamestonk go BRRRRRRRR, NFTs are the future! /s

/s/s/s/s/s/s/s

CluckN,

Those /s’s cancel out making this a legitimate claim.

dingus,
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Wouldn’t it have to be an even number for them to all cancel out?

DmMacniel,

There are 8 of them, though?

dingus, (edited )
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

One after the first sentence, one after the second sentence, and then a stack of seven at the end. Totaling nine.

Even if you separate them out ignoring the first two as being separate instances of sarcasm, the last section is still an uneven number.

EDIT: People please don’t downvote this person over misreading the number of /s in my post. Not justified. They made a simple mistake. You could just simply not upvote if that’s how you feel.

DmMacniel,

ah, I failed to see the /s on the first sentence. My bad.

RandomVideos,

Wouldnt they cancel out anyway?

Each sentance has 1 /s, canceling them, and then the 7 /s cancel the first /s’

dingus,
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I mean, realistically in math, when you stack a bunch of the same things together, they add together they don’t cancel out.

That’s what happens when you add a positive and a negative.

That would be if they were alternating tags for “sarcasm” and “not sarcasm” and there were just as many “sarcasm” tags as “not sarcasm” tags.

But I mean this is all just semantics because last I checked we’re not actually dealing with math here. Just like the Stock Market.

dessalines,

Okay this whole thread needs to be saved to /c/bestoflemmy

FordBeeblebrox,

Little green pieces of paper will literally lead to the end of this stupid ape species.

Could have had moon bases and starships but stock line go up so fuck off future I get money today!

neko, in It might be because I'm home alone 🤷‍♀️

I’ll have you know I’m fully activated and ready to eat Christian children for Biden

Bdaman,

Will our new overloads control all of our thoughts then, or will I still have to decide what to cook every night for supper?

negativenull,

You will be required to eat tofu every night.

Bdaman,

Meh. I’ve eaten worse. Do I at least get soy sauce or spicy pepper sauce for flavor

eldain, in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

Wow, the 4 regrettable shits. I can hear the sound of each of them. The warcries, the tears, the battlehorns; echoing through the stalls. The cheers of bystanders, united in awe and terror. The face of the warrior rising from the throne, blood-red and drenched in sweat.

variants, in Feel old?

this baby gets 12 little feets to the gallon

Lexam, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Letting that many foreigners into North Korea would be a PR disaster for the Country.

ILikeBoobies,

They have a pretty big tourist industry but it would mostly be people from China

ThereRisesARedStar, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Are you really suggesting the DPRK is worse than Qatar? Lmao.

Only the US will kill 20 percent of a population, establish a right wing military dictatorship in the south, and paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse than an absolute monarchy.

Stamets,
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I’m Canadian.

https://media.tenor.com/wfAmmScM6sAAAAAd/awesome-ok.gif

ProxyTheAwesome,

y’all been taking some Ls lately. If I were Canadian I’d pretend to be American

ElChapoDeChapo,
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he-laughed

ThereRisesARedStar,

Oh, the country where after ww2 a waffen ss tattoo would get you in.

Thordros,
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That’s a good point. Let me amend her post:

Only the US and America Jr. will kill 20 percent of a population, establish a right wing military dictatorship in the south, and paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse than an absolute monarchy.

xusontha,

https://media.tenor.com/Y_x7wFCPnBEAAAAd/cope-mald.gif

Stamets,
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Basically

xusontha,

I forgot about that scene lol

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Good 'ol Russian Badger. Favorite bit of his is probably the one that goes on about shooting yourself with small caliber bullets to build up resistance to larger caliber.

Great bit.

xusontha,

I had not seen that one before, but that totally fits lol

Fissionami, (edited )
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Doesn’t change anything. Most of the US allies are US vassals nowadays.

reaper_cushions,

Just a small correction: a vassal is a person subservient to a feudal lord. A vessel is a container of some sort or a ship.

Gorilladrums,

paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse

You clowns are beyond parody

o_d,
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Ad hominem

lolcatnip,

No. Accusing someone of a fallacy doesn’t make it true.

usernamesaredifficul, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

an entirely reasonable position they’re the organisation to set up football matches not the world police

Gorilladrums,

North Korea isn’t exactly a normal country. Considering how the vast majority of the world knows what North Korea is actually like, this will not be a popular event. FIFA is supposed to pick locations that will help the game spread and grow on global stage. The most shut in country in the world isn’t exactly a good pick. Not to mention the international criticism of FIFA as well as the boycotts from countries and fearful athletes,

ImmortanStalin,

How does everyone in the world know what it’s like if it’s shut in? Why is it shut in?

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Where my watersluts at?

It’s the only way

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