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Car, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation

tilcica, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

yeah! the only thing i’ve wanted for a while. now was a reason to live >:(

^(sex would be a great alternative tho)

ImplyingImplications, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

It’s not a stereotype when scientific studies tend to confirm it.

Sex drive: Theoretical conceptualization and meta-analytic review of gender differences

The meta-analysis revealed a stronger sex drive in men compared to women, with a medium-to-large effect size, g = 0.69, 95% CI [0.58, 0.81]. Men more often think and fantasize about sex, more often experience sexual affect like desire, and more often engage in masturbation than women.

Is There a Gender Difference in Strength of Sex Drive? Theoretical Views, Conceptual Distinctions, and a Review of Relevant Evidence

Across many different studies and measures, men have been shown to have more frequent and more intense sexual desires than women, as reflected in spontaneous thoughts about sex, frequency and variety of sexual fantasies, desired frequency of intercourse, desired number of partners, masturbation, liking for various sexual practices, willingness to forego sex, initiating versus refusing sex, making sacrifices for sex, and other measures. No contrary findings (indicating stronger sexual motivation among women) were found. Hence we conclude that the male sex drive is stronger than the female sex drive.

AllonzeeLV,

Stereotypes often tend to have some truth to them, that’s why they became Stereotypes.

The trick is to never to assign a stereotype to an individual automatically.

DeadUncle,

Eh, I find it to be pointless to try and suppress my Instincts in that. Like I automatically put people in a box or assign them some stereotypes and imho that’s fine. But one has to be open on being proven wrong on these things and accept that.

ComicalMayhem,

Wild take

bouh,

Our whole culture is about conditioning men and women to get this result though.

NightAuthor,

Maybe so, probably research exists on that topic too. Google scholar is kinda a fun place sometimes…. If ur nerdy like me at least.

NightAuthor,

I wonder if these findings have been supported by female lead research.

bandario,
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You only need to inject testosterone once to understand why this is the case.

NightAuthor,

This is why I like my women fairly high in testosterone.

bandario,
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Fun fact: polycystic ovary syndrome can make women produce way too much testosterone. Not a fun thing to have but it can absolutely make you horny as hell.

DontRedditMyLemmy,

Go on…

bandario,
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You become like a wild animal. Every sentient creature with a pulse is evaluated with simple criteria: fuck or kill. Sex drive off the charts, faster recovery, harder erections and just pure animalistic sex.

A shame it’s so fucking expensive or I’d sit on a cruising dose for the rest of my life.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Isn’t one of the side effects increased aggression though? And hair loss, shrinking balls (depending on you sex)… shorter lifespan.

bandario,
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Fuckin worth it, baby.

diskmaster23,

Brewing your own is fairly inexpensive.

bandario,
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I’m listening

diskmaster23,

thinksteroids.com and go reading. Whole section on it. It’ll take a bit to get started, but it is not difficult. Mostly mixing and filtering.

bandario,
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Most of these guides seem to go like this:

Start with testosterone enanthate powder… right. If I could get hold of that I’d be more than half way there already.

diskmaster23,

Sourcing for that is there to. :)

JokeDeity,

Purely speaking from my anecdotal experiences, I have far more instances of getting aroused than my partners, but their sexual preferences are WAY more extreme. Most of the girls I’ve been with have wanted extremely rough sex, which I’m not even remotely into. They’re also way way more voyeuristic than I ever will be, often wanting to share sexy photos online for the entire world to enjoy or showing interest in making online porn. So yeah, I want to bang more often, but they definitely are far more deviant than I am.

eestileib,

You’re a freak magnet, baby!

loaExMachina, (edited )

g = 0.69

Nice.

pete_the_cat,

Yeah, there’s a simple reason for this: men have more testosterone than women, and testosterone has been known to heighten the more “animalistic”/cave man characteristics in men.

One of my college roommates took anabolic steroids and he told me once “dude, it’s wild, all I want to do is eat red (meaning rare) meat and fuck!”

Knusper,

It is still a stereotype that “boys only want sex”. Those studies suggest a higher sexual drive on average, not that it applies for all boys, and certainly not that it’s the only thing boys want.

Jonna,

It’s important to note that our sexuality is socially constructed, our desires are not solely based on biology but culture.

“In the Christian medieval world, some theories held that women received far more pleasure from a sexual encounter than men, and had much greater sexual appetite.” en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Medieval_female_sexuality

Holzkohlen, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Okay guys, enlighten me. If Nestle is a 10 on the evil scale, what is Fifa?

Shinhoshi,
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Assuming lower is more evil, FIFA is 2 - 6i + 3j. Sorry, I guess we’re using quaternions.

Simbomba,

About a 9 to 10 I would guess

eatham,
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1/10 cos they would bribe the scale

pingveno,

Nah, get with the times. FIFA only accepts bribes.

SnipingNinja,
bennieandthez,
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About the same? Just like any other big company really, they all share the same interests.

Gorilladrums,

If Nestle is a 10 then North Korea is a 12 and FIFA is an 11.5

eatham,
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Nah nestle is worse than fifa

Gorilladrums,

They’re all in fierce competition as to who can be the most evil and corrupt

OldManBOMBIN, (edited ) in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

NotADeer,

Can’t spell titties without IT

StereoTrespasser,

That’s all I saw in the picture, honestly

backhdlp,
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I can’t look at this meme normally again

GrammatonCleric, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad
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gottem

VikingHippie, in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

Everything changed when the the Walmart sushi attacked…

Uniquitous, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

Stereotypes are valid first-order approximations!

stebo02,
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Just wanted to add that you can find the second-order alpha male energy correction by calculating ∑_{m≠n}(|<ψ_n^(0)|V|ψ_m^(0)>|^2)/(E_n^(0) - E_m^(0)) if anyone was wondering

Sanctus, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.

doublejay1999,
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They are for a week.

Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.

jubilationtcornpone,

Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you’re not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.

scottmeme,

I’m going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I’m planning on having it be eye sex.

Sanctus,
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Is there a !cableporn? I’d love to see some sexy cables.

scottmeme,

Will do!

gun, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
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Since Qatar has already hosted a world cup, he’s got a point

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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If you think that's bad check out a giraffe's laryngeal nerve

navi,

Very interesting video, thanks for the link!

TheGoldenGod,
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That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴

cantsurf,

This god character is a real prankster.

BestBouclettes,

Ping must be awful

_haha_oh_wow_, in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender
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[skibidi toilet intensifies]

healer_56, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

thats not what stigma means

Nobsi,
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Stigma male grindset

bennieandthez, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
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And what would be the problem with NK hosting the world cup huh? Not that it would happen since the WC is nothing more than an ad for countries, you get to host it if you pay the FIFA.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Pugwash.

Pugwash river? No. Riverwash pug.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Haha it’s actually a place in the Maritimes.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I know, I actually live in Nova Scotia 😌 Although I don’t think I’ve ever visited that river. Between Truro and Amherst I don’t think I ever leave the TransCanada lol

BonesOfTheMoon,

I want to take my pug there for my own photo. I’ll meet you there.

mexicancartel,

Riverwash pug and it becomes a pugwash

PeriodicallyPedantic,

When riverwash pug, then that is a pugwash, and it becomes a pugwash river. Then if you wash another pug, pugwash riverwash pug. And if the river is full of pugs instead of water, that is what they call a … engages dr Seuss mode

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